This was terrible. George Zimmer managed to sign up for Obamacare. Now Obama would be forced to provide him with affordable health care, courtesy of taxpayers.

'Wait a minute' Obama thought inside his head, 'I can probably use this to my advantage!'

The Obamacare website had a database of all the personal information of anyone who signed up. Obama was going to use this to find George Zimmerman's address. Maybe he could track him down.

"I can use the Obamacare website's database to find George Zimmerman's address!" Obama shouted in a very presidential manner, "now let's see where he lives!"

George Zimmerman's address was listed as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C..

"Impossible!" Obama was scared like a child who had discovered that their house was built on top of an Indian burial ground, which meant that the child's entire family would be eaten by the ghosts of Indians who were mad because they preferred the term Native Americans.

Obama called an emergency meeting of everyone who lived at the Whitehouse, which included Michelle, Obama's daughters, Mitt Romney-san, and Steve, who used to work at Shop-Rite, but Obama decided to keep him. George Zimmerman was not invited to the meeting.

"My, uhh, fellow Americans. It has recently come to my attention that the, uhh, Whitehouse may not be safe. Reports seem to indicate that George Zimmerman is living here with us. While the Secret Service is looking for him, I have doubts that he can be caught. I have gathered you all here to discuss our new rules regarding safety."

"Barry, no offense, but this is completely ridiculous. How can George Zimmerman be In the Whitehouse? It is literally the most secure building in the entire world." Michelle said.

"That's a question that's been troubling me too." Obama said, "For many years I thought that the Whitehouse was safe. But then i saw what happened to my boy Trayvon, I realized that the Whitehouse is no longer safe enough. That is why..."

"If I may interject..."said Steve.

"No one asked you, STEVE!" Obama shouted angrily. "Now, I, uhh, lost my train of thought."

Mitt Romney-san noticed something between the couch cushions. It was a toy train. "I found your train of though, senpai. It was between the couch cushions."

"Oh, thank you, uhh." Obama said as Romney-san handed him the train. "So, that is why I have decided to add security. No one goes anywhere without at least two guards. All of our bedrooms will be made impenetrable. No one can leave their room past 9:00."

"Barry have you lost your mind?!"

"I do not believe so," Obama stated, checking his head just in case, "Listen, Michelle, I'm doing this to protect us."

"This isn't protecting us! You're just getting paranoid. No one's living in this house except us!"

"Now, Michelle, uhh, don't be that way. I have a legitimate concern for our safety."

"Barry, I can't deal with this craziness. I'm taking our daughters and moving back in with my mother until you stop being so paranoid."

Before Obama could respond Michelle left with the kids. Obama felt sadder than John Travolta after he realized that his face was now Nicolas Cafe's face, and that Nicolas Cage now had John Travolta's face.

"Well that was Onix-spected" said Steve. Steve has an inside joke where he calls Obama Brock from Pokemon. Nobody likes Steve.

"Nobody likes you Steve" Obama said knowingly.

"I know," Steve said, also knowingly.

Obama was down, but not out. He wasn't going to let something minor like his wife leaving and taking his children bring him down. He was going to do something. But he would need help.

"Guys, I'm going to do something! But I need help!" Obama said.

"Anything for you Senpai~ :3" Romney-san said.

"We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence!"