The Blonde and the Bandit 10
Sadomasochism
A Disturbed condition of the mind marked by the presence of sadistic and masochistic tendencies
"Sade has a curious ability to render every aspect of sexuality suspect, so that we see how the chaste kiss of the sentimental lover differs only in degree from the vampirish love-bite that draws blood, we understand that a disinterested caress is only quantitatively different from a disinterested flogging." -Angela Carter
The Blond chuckled softly.
"Why, yes, Sasori." Deidara took a step towards Sasori, still a glint of bloodlust in his azure eyes and a psychotic grin on his face. "I am indeed a psychopath, yeah~"
Deidara walked towards Sasori. The next thing the Bandit knew, he was backed again the wall. Deidara pressed their bodies tightly together.
"Doesn't that just turn you on, yeah?"
Their faces were so close together that Sasori could feel Deidara's lips brush against his with every word he spoke.
Sasori frowned and found his strength, pushing Deidara hard. The next thing the both of them knew, Sasori had Deidara pinned to the left wall. The Blond chuckled seductively.
"So dominant, yeah~"
Sasori glared hard at his partner.
"What is wrong with you, Deidara?"
"Nothing. If anything, I'm coming to my senses, yeah~"
Deidara forcefully pressed his lips to Sasori's, wrapping his arms around his neck.
The Bandit wasn't sure if he had blacked out for a moment or so when Deidara kissed him. The reason for this was because he was actually ferociously kissing back. His hands had slipped down Deidara's body and were now cupping his ass, lifting him in the air. Their bodies were pressed together and the Blond even had his legs wrapped around the Bandit's waist. But the most disturbing thing of all was that his tongue was actually in Deidara's mouth, fighting against the Blond's own tongue.
He quickly regained his composure, letting go of the Blond and jumping back.
WHACK!
He slapped Deidara right across the face. Extremely hard.
The Blonde's eyes widened and he put a hand to his now red cheek, wincing at the pain.
"What was that for, Danna, un?"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING COME ONTO ME!"
Deidara blinked at Sasori.
"Come onto you? What are you talking about, un? I've never wanted you to sex me."
Sasori stared in absolute shock.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Deidara looked into the room at the two dead bodies, eyes wide.
"I remember we were running down the hall…Then my dad was standing there…And I told him he was my dad…And then nothing until you slapped me…" He looked back at Sasori. "But I won't call you a liar, Danna, so you can hit me again if you want…" Deidara looked down at the floor, hoping that like usual, Sasori probably wouldn't hit him anyway.
Click.
Deidara's eyes widened as Sandaime was aimed right between his eyes. The Bandit smirked down at him.
"Fine Brat. Prove to me just how sorry you are."
"How, un?"
Sasori chuckled.
"Admit that Art is Eternal."
Deidara frowned before giving soft smile.
"Sorry, Danna. I would rather die that to give up my ideals of art being that which is Fleeting."
"…You got guts Brat, I will give you that." The Bandit put Sandaime back into his right holster. "Fine then, you are forgiven. Next time I won't be so merciful."
The Blonde nodded. "Thank you, Danna."
"Maybe you are a bit schizophrenic."
"Skitzowhatic, un?"
"Split personality, Brat."
"Oh. Maybe."
"Let's hope that whatever it was has gone."
The Blonde nodded in agreement.
-x-
"So Akatsuki, you have killed everyone you were able to find?"
Everyone nodded.
"Good work, now the fun really starts. Go scavenge what valuables you can. Remember, food and drink must be shared in the group, 3 items can be kept for personal use, consult me if there are more you want to keep, and the rest of it we sell. Got it?"
Everyone cheered.
"Good, now everyone grab a bag and get to work, remember, no fighting over goods, and don't waste room on worthless junk. We wanna have enough money to make it through the next 3 years at the least."
-x-
Everyone had split up. Deidara ran down the hallway he had first been down. The bookshelf was still not blocking the passage way, so that probably meant it had to be manually reset.
Deidara picked up the dictionary from the table where he had left it. He put the book into the bag he had been given and started the way he came.
"Why?"
"Because, un. I am a Bandit. I rob, I kill, I survive. Now, Tobi, I recommend you go back to your wardrobe before I kill you as well."
"…Thanks, Deidara…"
"Don't thank me; I'm taking your dictionary as payment for your life this time. Next time I really will have to kill you."
"Tobi understands."
"Reset the book shelf, I will tell people that I set it back to look over the bookshelf for books I might like. Sasori agreed that there was nothing of value down here."
Deidara disappeared down a curve in the hall way, listening to the sound of the book shelf moving back to its original position.
As he walked, he sang softly to himself.
"On a day like this one,
I have to sing my song,
A song of tragedy,
A melody too long.
Days, months and years did pass,
Without my knowing so,
Locked inside the world of dreams,
My consciousness did go.
Bang, a bang, the nobles fall,
Bang, a bang, the bandits call,
Searching out across the gory remain.
Bang, a bang, goes my gun,
Bang, a bang, the war is won,
But alas the war will have to start again."
The Blonde re-entered the main hallway, making his way to the kitchen. Hidan and Konan were already there. The zealot was stacking his bag with bottles with a weird orangey brown liquid in them. The label read 'Cascade' and had a picture of a weird animal that looked like a dog on (Thylacine).
"What's that, un?"
Hidan smirked at him.
"Beer! You drink it!"
Deidara nodded and looked at Konan. She smiled at him.
"I'm taking canned meats and some fresh meat for tonight. We're gonna have our own little feast in celebration. I will also get some vegetables, and some other cans of food. Canned food lasts ages, so it is always handy to have around."
The Blonde smiled and nodded.
"Deidara, have you got a goal yet?"
Deidara turned around to see it was Itachi who had asked him.
"Oh, hi Itachi! Hmmm…" Deidara thought for a few seconds. "My goal…I don't know…What about your goal? You want to see your brother?"
Itachi nodded.
"I haven't seen him in several years. When I was 15, Akatsuki attacked my village. Kisame killed my entire family. But when he aimed the gun at my little brother, Sasuke, I couldn't continue hiding under the floor boards. I got out of my hiding place quickly and lunged at him. We struggled for a bit and Sasuke ran. I can't really remember what happened after that, but when I woke up I was in a tent. Apparently I was an Akatsuki member. I haven't seen Sasuke since. I've heard that he has joined Konoha though. So it is my goal to see him again, even just once. It is good to set a goal in life."
"I really don't know what I could want…"
"Well…What do you hope life will be like in say…Three years?"
Deidara smiled softly.
"I'm hoping we will all still be alive, together, and happy, un."
"I'm sure we will, I'm sure we will."
"JACKPOT! HEY GUYS! I'VE BROKEN INTO THE SAFE!"
Deidara ran to the voice of the Miser, as did the rest of Akatsuki.
"Good work, Kakuzu."
The safe was huge, about 7 metres by 11 metres. The room was piled with gold coins and various treasures. Kakuzu was actually rolling around in the money, laughing.
Deidara laughed as well and jumped inside the safe, getting buried up to his waist in coins. The Blonde started to push his way through the gold, exploring the vault.
"There is enough money to buy 4 more mansions, un! Furniture included!"
"Yeah, Kakuzu, you get as much money as your bag can hold. You as well, Kisame."
"With pleasure!"
"Yes sir, desu ne!"
Kisame jumped inside of the large safe as well.
Deidara continued to move forward through the gold. Suddenly the Blonde felt the floor beneath him disappear.
As he slipped lower, he could feel the gold's weight pressing against him, the strength becoming stronger and stronger the further he sank into the golden depths. Very soon the weight of the gold would probably crush his body.
Deidara tried to call out for help, but when he opened his mouth, one of the many treasures slipped into his mouth, and he struggled to not accidentally swallow or choke on it.
He realised faintly what the object in his mouth was. A Ring. To stop himself from swallowing it, he slipped his tongue into the loop of the ring.
The Blonde started to focus on struggling to reach the surface, but he couldn't find any footing. He continued to sink further into the golden depths.
The Blonde closed his eyes, waiting to be crushed by the treasures that pressed against his body, tighter with every second that ticked by. Deidara savoured the iron taste of the ring in his mouth, knowing it would be the last thing he ever tasted.
-x-
No Tobi, you don't understand, and you are a total ass *throws dictionary at him*
DAMMIT DEIDARA! YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM!
*goes off and crys*
Why Dei…Why didn't you kill him T-T He is going to ruin your life later on! If you survive the pit, that is =3
I don't like Deidara's split personality =.=
Is Deidara's song starting to make sense now? X3
Lolz, anyway, hope you likey ^O^