So sorry that it took forever, just been busy with college and my other personal stuff, but nonetheless I wrote this out after getting a BIG inspiration.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own Paranormal Activity Oren Pely's got nothing on me XD that was a joke people!
"You WHAT?" Katsuya Jounouchi exclaimed, the woman before him smiled
"You heard me, I'm seeing someone" she replied
"B-b-b-but Mai..." Jounouchi stuttered, his future hopes and dreams had shattered, even if he didn't want to admit it he had loved Mai Kajaku for a very long time, "Uh, who is...it?" he managed to ask. Mai smiled some more
"His name is Takahashi." she told him "And speaking of which I have to go see him, ta ta." and with a small wave she flounced to her purple convertible and sped away leaving the heart broken blonde in the dust.
"Mai." Jounouchi said a little weakly his hand stretched out to where Mai had stood only a few moments ago. "But I love you." he moaned pathetically then sank to his knees.
"Major blow man." a blonde man said beside a spiky brown haired boy.
"Ah, man what did I do to deserve this mate?" the boy asked, he went by the name Valon. "I mean I was the one that tried helping her when she was down that time." he fiddled with one of his wrist bands. The man beside him known as Rafeal shrugged and ordered a few more drinks. The bar doors opened and in walked Jounouchi, in all honesty he hadn't really watched where he was going, after being abandoned by Mai he had started walking around feeling hopeless, it had begun to rain and instinctively he had headed towards the nearest building.
"Oi, if it isn't Katsuya Jounouchi." a familiar Austrilian accent called to him, Jounouchi looked up to see Rafeal and Valon sitting at the bar, his feet carried him towards the two
"Hello." he muttered dully, Valon looked him up and down, Jounouchi was still in his school uniform and he was all wet his sneakers were leaving some wet foot prints
"come over here and have a few pints mate." Valon invited, he hadn't seen much of Jounouchi since his duel with him, and to think he had lost his soul for Mai who in return decided to see another man.
"Thanks," Jounouchi replied sitting down
"I gather Mai told you too?" Valon asked, Jounouchi nodded and accepted the drink Rafeal passed him
"Yeah, she told you?" he asked, Valon nodded and took a gulp of his drink then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand
"yeah, quite a shame."
"I know, I mean we've been friends for a couple years now, so why would she see another man?" Jounouchi asked. Valon frowned
"Perhaps she wanted someone older? We are after all about nine or ten years younger than her."
"So?" Jounouchi countered
"I agree with ya mate. It shoulda been with one of us." Valon said it so matter of factly that it made Jounouchi's blood boil
"Why you-!" he started then grabbed Valon by the shirt, the bar doors opened again and this time Mai walked in with her date. Valon and Jounouchi blinked and froze in spot. Mai's arm was linked with her man
"Jounouchi, Valon?" she asked a little surprised "What are you doing here?"
"we uh..." Jounouchi started,
"Just catching up." Valon said, Mai nodded and looked at the two a little suspiciously
"Well enjoy yourselves, it was nice seeing you." with that she walked away to a booth. Jounouchi let go of Valon and slumped in his stool
"she looks really interested in him." Valon mused staring longingly after the couple. Jounouchi scowled at the Austrilian
"Can it, I don't want to hear or see." then drank down an entire glass of alcohol which burned his throat. Valon sighed and finished his drink his head feeling a little loopy but with that loopiness an idea formed in his head
"Jounouchi...I've got an idea." he said with a mischievous grin. Jounouchi looked at him a little curiously, his head was spinning from the alcohol.
"yeah?"
"Yeah, did you see the look she gave us when it looked like we were gonna fight?" he asked, Jounouchi shrugged he hand't quite noticed anything out of the usual.
"Not exactly."
"Well...I can't explain it but...my plan involves us and mai dumping that man." Valon said his grin widening. Jounouchi looked at the couple. Their hands were intertwined with one anothers and Mai was staring at him with a goofy expression that Jounouchi didn't like
"Ok...I'm in." he whispered back
"I see your dirty face, high behind your collar
what its done in vain truth his hard to swallow"
"Ok stage one!" Valon said grabbing Jounouchi's hand, the blonde blushed a little as he was dragged onto the dance floor, the two males started dancing to the music a little crazily yet suggestively. A few feet away Mai was with her partner dancing but her one eyebrow went up as she saw her two best guy friends dancing
Because when I arrive, I bring the fire, Make you come alive
I can take you higher, what is this forgot...
Valon and Jounouchi were now holding hands and dancing extremely close than two men should dance to,
"I really hope this works." Jounouchi said loudly to Valon. Valon nodded as his body moved in time to the music
"it should!" he shouted back.
Let it rock let it rock let it rock!
Valon and Jounouchi continued the song jumping up and down, stepping out and moving just right to the music and making sure that they were always touching. Towards the end of the song Valon jumped on Jounouchi's back and Jounouchi started spinning singing along to the music.
Because when I arrive, I bring the fire, Make you come alive
I can take you higher, what is this forgot...I must now remind you
LET IT ROCK LET IT ROCK LET IT ROCK!
Jounouchi released Valon after those words and Valon in turn wrapped his own arms around Jounouchi's neck and proceeded to lean extremely close that it looked like the two were gonna kiss, but Jounouchi instead dipped the Austrilian back and the two collapsed to the floor, Jounouchi on top of Valon.
"gosh, is it time for round two?" he asked panting a little. Valon nodded slightly noticing Mai coming towards the two, so Jounouchi stood and pulled Valon up, Mai stood there
"So...you two dance?" she asked a little coyly, the two boys nodded and Jounouchi wrapped his arm around Valon who wrapped his around Jounouchi's waist
"Yup, but we're done here Mai." Valon said then winked and the two went back to their stools. Rafeal sighed
"i don't think that was convincing enough." Jounouchi muttered
"Exactly, so...we're gonna go in the direction of somewhere a little more private." Valon said, Jounouchi swallowed but nodded and took Valon's hand. Jounouchi saw Mai look towards them out of the corner of his eye and on instinct he pecked Valon on the head smiling a goofy smile. Rafeal sighed and took a sip of his drink, the two boys stopped just around a corner and Valon peeked back at the dance floor.
"Ok, all we have to do is wait. Mai definitely saw us walking over here." he whispered
"Man this is like one of my videos." Jounouchi said his voice held excitement,
"Gah she's coming." Valon hissed then raised his voice "OH JOUNOUCHI! He practically shouted, Jounouchi blushed but went along
"you're not too bad yourself..." he replied in a heavy voice. They saw Mai's shadow inching close and quickly Jounouchi closed the space between him and Valon and pressed his lips to Valon's neck.
"Oh...am I interrupting?" Mai's surprised voice asked,
"n-Yes!" valon shouted. Mai blushed seeing how her two friends were acting.
"Oook then...I'll just be over there then."
"Good gosh she's never gonna dump that fruitcake," Jounouchi moaned as Mai rounded the corner
"yes but she did look dare I say...jealous?" valon replied
"hm...so what now?"
"Make this public."
"Hey Rafeal." the two boys said at the same time sitting down, Valon sitting on Jounouchi's lap, the two had spent a good fifteen minutes ruffling their hair and clothes also doing a TON of jumping jacks to get their faces flushed. Rafeal raised an eyebrow
"Don't worry...nothing happened." Valon muttered. Rafeal still didn't look convinced. Mai was slow dancing with her partner
"Shouldn't we do that?" Jounouchi asked,
"We could...or we can make it look like we enjoy sitting here." Valon told him
"I gotta ask you man, where on earth did you learn this?"
"I've seen some pretty strange things in my days."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, but now's not the time." valon said, "she's looking our way." Jounouchi grinned and ran his hand on Valon's thigh. Mai's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets she was just itching to ask if her suspicions were correct, so when the song ended she turned to her date
"Takahashi...mind getting me a drink?" she asked sweetly batting her eyes. The man grinned
"Anything for you." he told her then left her to go get a drink. When he was gone Mai headed to the two
"she's coming." Valon said happily
"what is going on?" Mai asked, Jounouchi and Valon gave her a sly grin and just shrugged
"Whats it look like?" Jounouchi asked then turned to Valon "ready to go?"
"Aye." Valon agreed then the two stood up holding hands and exited the bar with Mai standing there looking bemused and surprised.
And still on the bar stool Rafeal had his face in his hands wishing he had never seen that.
The next day Jounouchi left the school grounds and walked down the street to the coffee shop to meet up with Valon. He found Valon sipping a cup of coffee and plopped down in front of him
"Whats up man?" he asked, Valon set his cup down.
"Mai called me last night. Said she and Takahashi were going to a movie, care to crash it?" he asked, Jounouchi grinned some more
"Do you have to ask?"
so later that night the two met up outside the movie theatre, Jounouchi dressed in a blue shirt with some chain bracelets and Valon in a black and white shirt with some black wrist bands. It was there that the two realized they didn't know which movie Mai was going to be seeing and what time it was.
"Ugh this is all your fault." Jounouchi grumbled, Valon growled
"It is not!" he protested.
"well you're the one who didn't find out what movie! If you were gonna crash it then why didn't you ask?"
"I didn't plan on it until after the conversation and it would seem too suspicious if I called and asked."
"This is turning out to be such a dumb plan"
"If it's so dumb then you can leave!" Valon shouted
"What's so dumb?" a voice asked, the two froze and spun around
"MAI!" they exclaimed both starting to look a little flustered "we were uh...just..."
"Debating what movie." Jounouchi finished. Mai nodded and smiled sweetly clutching at Takahashi's arm
"We're gonna see Paranormal Activity two." she said
"I didn't know you were into horror movies." Jounouchi said,
"She's not," Takahashi muttered then the two proceeded to the ticket booth and paid for their tickets.
"Paranormal activity it is." Valon muttered, Jounouchi looked very uneasy, he didn't like those kind of movies. But it was all for Mai so he grudgingly went to the ticket counter
"ticket for paranormal activity." he muttered
"May I see your ID?" the girl asked, Jounouchi looked a little surprised but pulled out his school ID "I'm sorry but you're not older than 21, you can't see it." the girl said after glancing at the ID,
"What?" the blonde exclaimed his brown eyes widening, it was then he noticed the rating then turned to Valon "Now what? We can't get in,"
"we do it like so..." Valon grinned then turned to the girl "Listen Miss...Kay. Kay it would mean so much if you let us see this movie, you see we have a friend we promised we'd be there for and you know, I would just hate to break this promise." he sighed dramatically. The girl Kay did not look like she was buying it.
"No one under 21 can go in." she said firmly.
"PLEASE!" Jounouchi begged grabbing her by the shoulders, Kay grabbed his hands and threw him off of her.
"NO, now either you dimwits find another movie or I call security."
"fine." Valon grumbled "we'll see uh...Megamind." Kay typed in the movie and printed their tickets after receiving their money.
"Enjoy the show." she said handing them the tickets.
"Great..." Jounouchi sighed as they were in the theatres "now what?"
"Just sneak into the Paranormal theatre." Valon hissed
"You sure know a bit about breaking the law." Jounouchi pointed out, Valon sighed
"I went to juvenile deliquent home for a reason."
"Oh...I can understand that." the two walked towards the theatre and chose some seats behind Mai and Takahashi, fortunately the show had already started so Mai didn't see the two.
"Oh man." Jounouchi whined when the movie started,
"Oh hush it," Valon snapped as he leaned back in his seat.
Jounouchi didn't even last 30 minutes.
"AIEEEE!" he screamed just when the couple was being attacked
"JOUNOUCHI CALM DOWN!" Valon screamed, the two boys were clutching one another and several people looked behind them to see what was going on
After a few more scenes Jounouchi just couldn't stand it and started crouching in fetal position in Valon's lap just yelling his head off. Valon was trying to calm the shaking blonde but at the same time couldn't calm down himself, several in the audience were looking at the two even more strangely and with the glare from the big screen Mai saw the two as well.
"You're making us look like idiots!" Valon cried as he clutched Jounouchi tighter
"Can't stand this!" Jounouchi whined, a couple ushers rushed into the theatre having heard some complaints. Unfortuantely for them Kay from earlier was with them
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT SEEING IT UNLESS YOU'RE 21?" she shouted at the two. Between that girl and the movie the two-especially Jounouchi-gladly ran out of the theatre. Mai saw the whole ordeal and shook her head
"Takahashi I'll be right back." she told him then left her date to go outside and confront the two. Jounouchi and Valon having been kicked out of the theatre were standing on the curb breathing heavily
"Never again." Jounouchi muttered "Never again, not even for the one I love."
"So you two aren't a couple?" Valon and Jounouchi looked behind them to see Mai and shook their heads
"I-It was just a ploy to get you to dump your boyfriend." Valon admitted "and it's the alcohol's fault."
Mai laughed.
"Oh you two are so funny," she exclaimed between laughs "Acting gay just so I can dump my boyfriend."
Jounouchi and Valon blushed
"Well if it's gonna be like this then-!" jounouchi started but Mai hugged the two.
"You guys are so sweet, but I am a grown woman and I can date any guy I choose." she said a little sternly. The two nodded
"Ok." Brooklyn and Austrilian accents said together. Mai gave them a wave and went back into the theatre. Sighing glumly the two boys went off by themselves and went their seperate ways.
The next day Jounouchi was a little surprised to see Valon outside on the school grounds
"Hey Yug I'll see you later ok?" he said to the shorter boy beside him. Yugi nodded and Jounouchi went up to Valon "Hey man, what gives?"
"Nothing much, I just thought I'd come say hello and if you wanted to go to Burger World with me?" Valon asked, Jounouchi grinned
"Yeah! That's my favorite restaurant!" he said happily. The two went off to the restaurant and proceeded to eat hamburgers together...only this time just as friends.
And that was my attempt for Jeershipping, XD wadda ya think? Next up is K as in Kiki's chapter.
btw Kay isn't my character XD she's just a very good friend of ours and i thought it went well with the story