"Yuri Yuri Yuri Dayo"

-Don't forget 1/1/2008, folks-

#10: Party Yuri

Author's Note: Sorry if this is the last chapter. I need funding for the sequel to my other story. Yes, there's money flowing in writing my fanfics.

Normally, it happens between two girls. Watch what happens when we up the ante.

Supervised by their teacher and the police officer, the girls camped out in the wilderness like a bunch of castaways on a jungle full of carnivorous creatures and tribal headhunters. Only the place doesn't contain the former and the latter. Their camp site was by the crystal clear riverbank and a long hike from the scenic Mt. Fuji. It was a perfect spot to get away from the hustle and bustle of the metropolis. The shade of the trees combined with the fresh air freed them from all of their worries of home and schoolwork.

sigh

I wish I was with them.

"Konata, did you bring the lamplight?" Kagami asked all of a sudden.

"Huh? I thought you were going to bring that." Konata replied.

"Don't be ridiculous. We talked on the phone a few days ago and told you that mine was busted."

"Really…? I must've misinterpreted."

"Seriously, what were you doing back then?"

"I-I can't help it. I have this unfinished game that I couldn't finish and—"

"You're hopeless, you know that?"

Without something to light the campsite in the middle of the night, they gathered some scattered dried leaves and branches to make fire. The more natural the solution, the better…

That night, they all went in their only tent on the campsite and told ghost stories to each other before going to sleep. It was not yet Halloween but ghosts weren't picky about time. There were screams, of course. What good is telling a spooky story without anybody shrieking loud enough to break glass?

When they hit the sack, troubles occurred to them: troubles majorly concerning space. They forgot the fact that the tent was good for four people. But nobody wanted to sleep outside; along with nosy flies, mosquitoes, and insects; and not to mention nocturnal creatures whose teeth could tear up flesh like a grinding machine in seconds. They tried to maximize the space by putting unnecessary things outside but they were still cramped up inside the tent which wobbled because of their "movements".

Figure out who's saying this and who's saying that:

"Konata, your hands…! Watch where you put those…!"

"Oh, something squishy is here! Is this a rubber ducky?"

"Owowowowow! Konata, stop that! That's my…"

"Mmmmppppfffff…"

"Tsukasa, I can't understand what you're saying! Speak up!"

"Kagami-san, your foot is on her mouth."

"Oh my, I'm so sorry!"

"Sensei, your hands are touching my…"

"I can't see! Somebody give me a cell phone with a bright light."

"Oh no, my glasses…! I misplaced my glasses!"

"Konata that is NOT a rubber ducky…! Stop squishing it! Owowowowowow!"

"It feels like a rubber ducky. Plus it goes quack, quack, quack."

"Aren't those the sound of ducks in the river?"

"Would there even be ducks at night?"

"Sensei, you're practically sitting on my back."

"I can't see in this pitch black environment!"

"My glasses…where are my glasses…?"

"I think I stepped on something. It feels like glass."

"My glasses…!"

"Sensei, you better move before I hit—oof!"

"Kona-chan, I'm sorry. I can't stand it when we're cramped up in closed space."

"Here's a rubber ducky. Squish it until your heart's content!"

"No way, this is WAY better than a rubber ducky."

"Konata!"

"Does anyone here smell like beer?"

"Oh that would be me. I took a few before coming here."

"Sensei, it's dangerous to DUI (Drive under Influence)!"

"Two cans of beer won't do such a trick, Izumi. Now get your head off my chest!"

"Ow…! I hit my head on a rock!"

"Somebody unzip the windows! It's getting stuffy in here!"

"Kagami, the rubber ducky feels slippery now."

"Your hands are all sweaty!"

"This is like something direct from a yuri manga!"

"It hurts! It hurts!"

"ACK! There's blood! There's blood! BLOOOOOOOOOOD! And it's spicy."

"Quiet!"

"That's not blood. That's a sachet of ketchup."

"Why wouldn't anyone just volunteer to sleep outside?"

"And face nosy flies? No, thank you!"

"I should've brought a bigger tent."

The rumble lasted for a few hours before they got very weary and eventually fell asleep.

THE END