It seemed like every time me and Tweek were happy for just that one short ammount of time something would set us back. I loved Tweek with all my heart but I'm a cold apathetic bastard. I mean shit if I won $1 million on the lottery I'd still seem as bored. Tweek had been avoiding me for the past week. Hanging round with Stan and those guys. They hadn't seriously talked since 4th grade so it was obvious something was going on. I decided to follow them at school and see what was going on. "Look guys please stop fighting." I heard Stan mumble. "I'm sorry Stan but what Cartman did is ridiculously offensive!" Kyle complained. "Dumb Jew! If I wanna badmouth Christina Aguilera on Myspace then I fucking will!" Cartman shouted. Ohh fucking kill me now! Seriously? Kyle and Cartman have got nothing better to argue over than fucking Christina Aguilera? At least back in elementary their little bitch offs had some small form of relevance.
"AUGH! Look you guys I'm only doing this for the cash!" Tweek blurted, okay what the fuck is going on?
I saw a camera phone come out. Tweek got a banana and started sucking on it whilst slowly removing his clothes while those guys were taping it. What the fuck? "Okay Tweek thats enough." Stan said. "TOO RIGHT IT'S FUCKING ENOUGH!" I heard myself shout. They all looked at me, my hiding place revealed. "OH MY GOD! GAH! CRAIG!" Tweek screamed. "What the fuck you assholes doing now?" I barked. "Ooh someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed! It's for a competition. Film your local whore and win 500 bucks!" Cartman exclaimed. Tweek looked ashamed. "I wanted to! AUGH! Get you a present!" He shouted. "Well shit Tweek just ask your mom to give you some cash!" I said, sounding a bit too angry.
"You three can fuck off, and tell Kenny if he so much as breathes on Tweek he's dead." I spat.
I grabbed Tweek's hand and led him away from them. No good would ever come of being around those four. They were constantly on a quest for money, attention and causing shit that a lot of people couldn't deal with.
"Why the fuck did you do that?" I asked Tweek. "AUGH! PRESSURE! I dont know man! I wanted to get you something! To prove I love you!" He blurted out. "What do you mean?" I replied. He broke down in a flood of tears. "Cartman said if I didn't do it you'd leave me man!" He sobbed. "You mentioned doing it for the money! Don't lie to me!" I fumed. "I wanted to get you something! A gift!" He cried. "Tweek being with you is the best gift of all time okay?" I said, hugging him close. "Screw Cartman! He's an asshole who ain't got shit." I assured him.
Okay Cartman is seriously starting to piss me off. Not like he wasn't pissing me off before cause shit I could list countless times I've wanted to kill that son of a bitch but now he's lying trying to split us up? Oh hell no. Eric Cartman you better watch your back you fat piece of shit.
Chapter 47: Round and Round TWEEK's POV:
OH MY GOD! Cartman managed to worm his way into my fucking head again! I seriously wanted to get Craig a gift but Cartman's got a way about him. He could convince you the moon was pink he was that conniving. He's trying to cause shit between me and Craig and I hate it man! We've got enough problems without Eric Cartman trying to make things go bad.
I mean me and Craig have been getting ever distant. I finally get the meaning of the song California King Bed by Rihanna. OH GOD! HE DOESN'T LOVE ME! HE'S GONNA LEAVE ME! I don't blame him. All I do is attract attention. And I dont want anyone's fucking attention. It would be nice if I could walk down the street and for once people would just look right past me and judge someone else. I've had it my whole life and sometimes I wish I was just invisible. Craig only talked to me when he wanted me nowadays. Especially after Cartman's recent input. I've gotta stop being played by people. If I gave Craig respect perhaps he'll give me some. I know he's cheating on me man! I FUCKING KNOW IT! IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE! I feel like my head's gonna explode. Its our 1 year anniversary in a month and I'm not gonna let things fuck up. No way man! I love Craig with all my fucking heart. He's been my best friend since we were kids! I'm not gonna let my stupid little life ruin this for me. Everything else has been ruined.. Please God just let me have this tiny bit of happiness? Craig's the first and only person who'll probably ever love me. Sure I know some people wanna have sex with me (why I dont know) but with Craig it goes beyond that. I dont want things to go bad. For the first time in my life I feel happy. Craig will get rid of the gnomes. He'll make sure people leave me alone. He'll be there for me when my Mom is too out of it to even speak. I don't wanna lose my soulmate man!
Chapter 48: So Happy I Could Die CRAIG's POV:
Okay so I'm a bit shocked to know that Tweek would go to the point of embarrasing himself just to try and prove himself to me. The kid is very loyal though. Always has been. I mean shit I was just upset he was being Stan Marsh's errand boy again. God those assholes make me violent. They just exploited anyone and everyone for their own personal gain. Cartman especially. I mean no offense but what the fuck is their problem? It's just like everywhere I go they are causing more and more shit. It was fucking bad enough I got stuck in Peru with those assholes but their recent stunts do surpass that little trip. I mean I just wonder why the hell they take no thought into what they do. They just go along with anything and when it all goes crazy they just go with it. It is fucking annoying and it is seriously starting to get on my nerves. But for them to just exploit Tweek like that. They were doing it to laugh at him, and they wouldn't have given him a dime. God I mean I'm just so pissed off. Those guys can seriously go to hell. If they think Tweek is gonna be some performing bear to earn money for them they can fuck off. I mean shit the ammount of pressure they put on the kid back in 4th grade was ludicrous. I'm suprised Tweek didn't have a heart attack way before now dealing with those dickwads.
They pretend to care. Like they actually give a shit about your problems. I don't wanna sound condescending and judgemental but seriously I could just not stick Stan and his fucktard friends.
I never could. Even back in kindergarten I seriously disliked them. All the way through elementary up to now I have hated those four with a passion that keeps me awake at night. I wanted to kill every last fuckin' one of em. I obviously wouldn't but yeah. If they so much as talk to Tweek again I'm gonna lose it.