Disclaimer : If I owned Avatar, 'Money wasn't what I had in mind,' would have ended a lot weirder.
Well, I promised the Maiko one. I ship Zutara, but I can't decide what I think of this ship. I mean, it has its purpose, and some of the things are funny, but . . . I really have no idea what to think of it. It exists outside the realm of my brain. Read my sort of angsty one-shot inspired by The Scarlet Letter if your really care that much.
And I'm not as proud of this one. Don't like the writing as much, and it's too short, but it did inspire one of the next chapters, so . . . we'll have to change that. I'm going to throw something totally off the wall here pretty soon.
It's also probably for the best if you read all the Christmas stuff in Claymation. This is my attempt at a RamaHaunaKwansMas Special. I will now proceed to inflict holiday cheer upon you.
Maikopalooza
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