A/n: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated I just had a HUGE brain fart. Ha ha ok you want to read so I'll be quiet.

Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight would I really be writing this?

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Some years later

B pov

"Come on Ness. We gotta go! Say your byes," I said.

Looking at Nessie she seemed 15 but she was really younger. Frozen at fifteen, Edward at 17 and me at 18. Finally we were able to move back to Washington, now that I was positive that I could be around humans. I wonder if they would remember anything. Probably so, but hey. My high school friends would be off to college while I had to repeat high school. To think, I'd be going to school with my daughter.

Nessie hugged Tanya, Carmen, Irina, Kate, and Eleazar.

(Blah, blah, blah stuff happens they get home and Jacob busts through the door 'cause he's awesome that way. BTW!!!! I'm Team Switzerland officially Tee-hee. Don't ask about the change.)

"OMFB! You guys are back!! I knew you would come!!" He yelled excitedly.

"What the hell!!! I turned un-gay and now you're a vampire? Damn I missed a lot," he said but stopped suddenly when he saw Nessie. Edward growled.

"No Jacob! We did not make her! Well, we as in the family but we as in me and Bella," he chuckled.

"Ewwie! Didn't need to know you guys had some mattress mambo! But I didn't know you could, um, reproduce," Jacob said still looking at Nessie while the family burst out laughing.

"Jacob could you quit starring at my daughter," I said pulling Nessie towards me. He didn't stop. Edward growled again.

"Would you quit growling!," Emmett yelled.

"He imprinted on my daughter!!!" Edward yelled.

"GASP! Didn't see that one coming!" Alice froze.

"It's not my fault!" Jacob said.

"Would you guys quit talking about me like I'm not here!" Nessie said starring at Jacob.

Jake smiled, "Hi, I'm Jacob."

"Nessie," she said showing her dimples.

That made him smile even more. Until that was Leah and Seth Clearwater came in. Odd.

"What the hay, Jacob! You ditched us!" Leah said until she saw Jacob looking at Nessie.

Edward began laughing hysterically.

"What's so funny?" Rosalie asked annoyed.

"Ha. There's going to be a fight." He said wiping a fake tear.

"Ha ha! There is!" Alice said.

"You don't know that, you can't see them," Carlisle said. (Yea Carlisle and Esme just popped in the story since now)

"No, I can now…for…some reason…" she began trailing off.

"I love you!" Seth yelled at Nessie.

Jacob then looked toward him as well did Nessie.

"NO!! I IMPRINTED FIRST!!" He yelled at him.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?" Seth yelled back.

"Oh, boy." I said pulling Nessie to the kitchen.

"Mom who was that?" Nessie asked me.

I shook my head, "Just a crazy friend."

"I like him." Oh, no…

"EDWARD!" I yelled.

"I know! I know! Nessie no. bad Nessie! Bad!"

"But – "

"Nooooo!" we yelled at the same time.

"Ugh!" she threw up her hands and walked out.

After Jacob and Seth calm down…and bella and Edward could do nothing more about the imprinting….

"Guess what!" Emmett yelled.

"No, Emmett!" Edward scolded.

"For old times sake!" he pouted.

"What? Not all of us can read minds or se the future you know," Jacob said with his arm around Nessie on the couch while Seth sent death glares at him, next to Nessie too.

"Emmett wants to play truth or dare…" Edward glared.

"Oh, no you don't!" Esme shook her head.

"But this time we have parental supervision!" Alice said!

"Not you too!" I sighed.

"C'mon Bells!" Alice said jumping by me.

"I'm game," Jacob replied.

"I'm out!" Leah said annoyed.

"Same" Rosalie said. For some reason I think they would be able to get along.

"No! COME ON!" Emmett stomped up and down like a three-year old.

"Fine! New rules! No getting in jail and our secret cannot be told!" Carlisle discussed. "Esme and I will not be going for we are very…busy."

"Oh, jeeze! I can just feel the lust radiating off of you two!" Jasper said disgusted.

"Bad mental pictures!!!!" Emmett said rubbing his eyes viciously.

"Come on people!" Alice yelled jumping up and down. "Nessie! Truth or dare!"

"What? Why me!"

"I'm your aunt and you love me," she smiled sweetly.

"Grr. Okay. Umm…truth."

"Awe! You party pooper! Let's see…what's the worst thing you have done to your dad?"

"Ugh. Well… you know that time that his care was painted pink? And we blamed it on Emmett? I did painted it…with Jasper!" she yelled and pointed.

"What! Nonsense!" Jasper defended hiding behind Alice as Edward glared at him.

"Ok um, Emmett."

"Dare!" he said not stuttering.

"I dare you to….."

Ha ha! Cliffy! Why? Because I can't think of anything that's why! Review! :P