Snerk…I can't believe I found Akito's diary…AKITO'S!! Oh man…I can NOT stop laughing. Of course once he finds out that I've written in here I'm sure he'll go all…."crazy angry house wife" on me. But it'll be worth it!!
Heey…you're reading this right now aren't you, Akito? HAHAHA man…who would have thought you'd be like…this. Oh…you don't know who this is do you?? OH MY EVEN BETTER. I am TOTALLY going to tell on you to Hatori about that mayonnaise saauucee. Oh dear guess I let it slip a bit who this ISN'T hm?...or perhaps I am really HATORI only pretending to act NOT like myself, HATORI, by referring to telling myself, HATORI, about the mayonnaise sauce incident….
Okay that hurt my head. But in any case! Just know that your secrets are now in someone else's head now, but you'll never know who! BWAHAHAHA!!
Love,
Shigure
P.S. I really do love that George Forman Grill!...but I seemed to have lost it to the bowels of my deep dark kitchen, NEVER AGAIN TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! So I'd be very grateful if you sent another. Toodles!