Not a very long chapter, but I swore I would get a chapter ready to post while staying at my great grandfather's farm, the same farm a lot of Emily's house is based on. So let me introduce you to some of the most fun and perverted toys I've ever had, I just couldn't resist including them, I would imagine they would be quite embarrassed by how they were designed.
"What do you have there?" Jessie asked as Emily walked into the toy room with a large box.
"Well, after I found out about you guys being alive I asked my mom about some other toys I had that got put in the attic at her house and she finally found them." Emily replied as she opened the box and started setting out several cars, jets and other vehicles.
"Vehicles rarely come to life, although I have met a few over the years, it's highly unlikely that many if any of these come to life." Woody told her.
"Oh they're much more than just vehicles." Emily replied, "Come on guys, I know you're alive, you're safe here." she said to the toys.
After a moment a tank and one of the jets suddenly transformed and lunged at each other, rolling around on the floor fighting. The other vehicles quickly transformed and stepped out of the way of the fight.
"Tell him I'm in charge!" the transformed jet yelled.
Emily grabbed one of them in each hand and separated them, "That's enough from both of you." she said, "How on earth did you last all these years in the same box?"
"Luckily the box was so cramped that they couldn't move or transform, unfortunately that means we all had to endure years of them arguing about which one of them should lead the Decepticons." a magenta car with orange and yellow flames, told her.
"Well their personalities are certainly show accurate." Emily replied, "So do the Decepticons and Autobots get along?"
"Only because we have to and occasionally fights will break out." he replied.
"Okay, here's how it's going to be, we're going to stick with the setup I always had in mind when I got all of you. Hot Rod you're in charge of the Autobots." she told the car, "Armada Starscream you're in charge of the Decepticons." Emily told another jet.
"What about me? I'm generation one, I should lead the Decepticons." the fighting jet, G1 Starscream demanded.
"This is an outrage! I am the true and proper leader of the Decepticons!" the tank, Galvatron exclaimed.
"Sorry, I was always a Starscream fan and thought he would make a good leader. As for you, G1 Starscream, you and the other Starscreams can be advisors or co-rulers to Armada. You will all answer to Woody, he's in charge around here, but as long as you don't cause any trouble he'll leave you alone. If anyone causes any fights or trouble, you'll be given three warnings and then the offending bot will be moved to the attic, alone." Emily told them.
"What about us?" a small police car standing on top of a large swat van asked.
Emily smiled, "That's easy Deckardo, you'll be in charge of all the Brave Police and GaoGaiGar toys." she told him.
"Do you still have Seia around?" McCrane, a crane truck asked.
"Oh, I can't believe I never thought about the possibility of her being able to come to life, I guess I just thought of her as a collectible and not a toy. Yes, I still have her, she should be in a box of collectible decorative stuff that I still need to unpack, in the attic." Emily replied, "Wait here, I think I know where the box is.
Several minutes later Emily returned and set a figurine of a brown haired woman wearing a tan skirt and suit jacket down in front of McCrane.
McCrane ran over to her and hugged her, "I've missed you so much Seia." he said as she came to life and returned the hug.
"I thought I'd never see you again, what's going on?" Seia asked glancing up at Emily.
"It's a long story, we can explain later. What's important is we're together again and can stay together now." McCrane told her.
"So I take it you two really are a couple, just like in the show?" Emily asked.
"Yes." McCrane replied.
"This one doesn't seem to be alive." Buzz said looking at the swat van.
"Its more of a suit of armor." Deckardo explained then combined with the swat van, becoming a much larger robot.
"Impressive, do the lights actually light up?" Jessie asked.
"Well, um, yes they do." Deckardo replied seeming a little uncertain.
"Oh my gosh I hadn't thought about that in years." Emily said blushing slightly, but also trying not to grin.
"As I recall you got quite a kick out of it, so did your mother and all of your aunts that you showed me to." Deckardo said.
"It's not my fault, who ever designed you had a twisted mind." Emily replied.
"What are you two talking about?" Jessie asked.
After a moment of hesitation Dekkado pressed a piece of plastic that stuck out right above where his legs split, causing a loud siren to start and his lights to light up.
For a moment there was a stunned silence until Jessie burst out laughing, Woody clapped a hand over his mouth as he started to laugh.
"That is so wrong." Buzz said.
"I know, but watching people's faces when you show them is so amusing." Emily replied.
"You know, your great grandfather use to make similar noises when you great grandmother touched him down there too." Jessie told Emily between laughing.
"Okay, I think that's more than I ever wanted to know about them." Emily replied.
"Me too, believe me I wanted to be anywhere but in that room." Jessie said.
"Do I even want to know what you're talking about?" Buzz asked.
"I'll tell you later." Jessie told him.
"I don't suppose you want me to tell them what you two do, do you?" Emily asked a fire engine EnRyu and crane HoyRyu.
"NO!" both quickly replied.
"Aw come on, now you've got me curious, what do they do?" Jessie asked.
"We're not combining just so you can all laugh at us." HoyRyu said.
Emily picked Jessie up and whispered, "They combine and the way they do it is just wrong, take a good look at them and after being stuck in my grandparent's room you may be able to figure it out."
A moment later Jessie's eyes went wide, "Oh my gosh, you gotta be kidding me, they wouldn't really make a kids toy like that." she said.
"Apparently they did." Emily replied, "My mom always use to say that EnRyu was really a girl, I even have a video somewhere of her playing with them and having them discus it."
"Oh you've got to show me that video sometime." Jessie said laughing so hard she nearly fell off of Emily's shoulder.
"I will." Emily said as she set Jessie back on the floor.
"Don't worry, your secrets safe with me." Jessie said, patting EnRyu on the shoulder as she walked past him.
"You didn't tell her about your mother?" EnRyu said.
"Don't worry, she won't tell anyone." Emily assured him, "Now you guys can get settled in, I have some work that needs done." She told them then left