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Master Kenobi's Apprintice: I thank you EVER so much for your reviews! I like the pen name, BTW!
Anakin snuck a glance at Scalpatine, who was looking at them warily. "What do we do now?" he hissed to Obi-Wan, who was staring stupidly at a crack in the ceiling.
"Get some plaster and patch it up as soon as possible," Obi-Wan replied distantly.
Anakin scrunched up his nose and glared at him. "Hey, 'Bi Wannie, can ya hear me? Earth callin' Obi-Wan Kenobi!" he shouted, waving a hand in his former master's face.
Obi-Wan jumped, startled. "In the name of!" he hollered his most famous saying. "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!" he shouted at him.
"Yeah," Anakin snorted, "so what? You wanna medal or somethin'?"
Obi-Wan reddened again. "Um, no, that wasn't what I meant," he stuttered, looking down in shame at his boots. "That one needs to be cleaned," he mumbled to himself, and brushed it off with the other boot.
General Fleavous instantly shoved his own face into Obi-Wan's, eyeing him suspiciously. Obi-Wan stared at him, taken aback at his sudden and unexpected deranged behavior.
"Ahh, the Smooth-Talker, Colonel Dreadobi," Fleavous hissed unpleasantly.
"Uh, it's Kenobi," Obi-Wan corrected. "And I'm a General."
"So, we are of the same raaaaank, AaahhEEEM! Issss it not sssoooo, Dreadobi?" Fleavous hooted, pushing his droidish face even closer to Obi-Wan's.
Obi-Wan coughed at the other general's exceedingly bad breath. "I-hack! Guess so-cough!" he choked, doubling over. "And it's-cough! Kenobi-wheeze!"
Anakin, seeing with pain his obviously suffering master, thought that Fleavous was using some kind of stink drug on him. "We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor!" he suddenly and randomly shouted out.
Fleavous turned his beady gaze towards Anakin. "Whaaaat mess?" he asked.
Obi-Wan hopped up to his feet, seemingly better. "What mess? What mess, you ax?" he spoke up.
Fleavous nodded, waiting for an explanation.
Obi-Wan shrugged. "No clue," he replied.
"Arrgggghhh!" Fleavous growled, banging on Artu-tu's round top. "I can never get a decent answer out of you fools!"
Screeech! Wail wail wail, Heeeeonnk, heeeeonk, heeeonk, wana wana wana wana Buzzzzzooom! said Artu-tu, using some speeder sounds he had acquired from his numerous trips through Coruscant. Most of those times his master had gotten stopped for speeding, but Anakin had always used Jedi mind tricks on the poor police dude, so he managed to worm his way out of paying the dough.
Anyways, during the confusion that Artu-tu had smartly created, Obi-Wan and Anakin managed to snatch their lightsabers and cut their bonds off. Scalpatine had been very cleverly holding his breath, and now let it out, so his bonds slid off with ease.
"I am a genius!" he cackled, rubbing his hands together.
Meanwhile, the two Jedi began another droid massacre, which was going splendidly, until Fleavous decided to be a party pooper and crash the party.
"Mwa ha ha, time to abandon ship," he wheezed, and crashed through the window.
"Heeeeeiiieeellllp!" Anakin shrieked, clutching to a droid, which was sucked into space. Fortunately for him, Anakin had grabbed onto another droid close by. Unfortunately for him, that droid was also sucked into space, and Anakin was left with no one else but Obi-Wan. He wailed and latched himself onto his former master, sobbing like a baby.
"IN THE NAME OF!" Obi-Wan bellowed at the top of his lungs.
"Heh heh heh heh..." Anakin tittered nervously, looking up at him with large puppy eyes.
The Chancellor pushed the button that sent a cover over the hole, and everyone was able to breathe normally again.
"You're going to need my help on this one, master," Anakin stated, wiping his nose and rising to his feet.
Obi-Wan said nothing, but glared at him and brushed off his clothes, which were very wrinkled. "Thanks," he said sarcastically.
"For?" Anakin titled his head, clueless.
BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! Obi-Wan banged his head against a nearby panel.
"Why master!" Anakin gasped, horrified, thinking that his master was trying to commit suicide. "It's not all that bad!" he tried to calm him down.
"Yes it is yes it is yes it is yes it is..." Obi-Wan repeated over... and over... and over...
Poor Obi-Wan! Vhat Vill Happen Next? Review, review, people! Thanks!