Sadly... all good stories must draw to a end... and so must this one. TT n TT
This is the last chapter! After this... there might be a bonus chapter... but it is officially ended!
I would sincearly like to thank all the people who have been reading and reviewing. You do not know how much it means to me. I have been trying to reply to all my reviews, but it has been so hard! There has been so many!
So many good memories... I will keep them forever, and I hope you got a good laugh out of it. If there is anything I wanted to do with this story, it is make people laugh. There is enough tears in the world... and that is why I have trouble writing angst. I would rather make someone laugh and feel light and happy rather than depressed.
So here we draw to a close. I would like to personally like all the reviewers who have been here since the begginging, reviewing every chapter, reading along and laughing with the rest of us. I love you all!
Don't worry though... I will get more stories, more great plots, and have more fun!
And now for the disclaimer!
Iruka: For the last time now... I will say this. Chippy sensei does not own the show. Owns the fic though...
Kakashi: So don't steal it! n o n
Iruka: ... Kakashi? What did I say about cutting me off?
Kakashi:... I'm sleeping on the couch if I do it?
Author: Before we doom the story to death for the last chapter... a warning!
WARNING: This is my lemon chapter. That means that it is going to have some mature stuff in it. If you cannot handle mature content, please skip down. I will have a very noticible mark that will say when it is safe.
'Room 142... 143... 144... Ah, here we go.' thought Iruka, as he and Kakashi made their way down the hall. They were in the very nice looking hotel now, which had been booked for them by Tsunade. Iruka had tried to explain that it was not necessary, but she had insisted. Besides... apparently there was a chemical spill at Kakashi's house and Arimaru was mutated into a human and was picking up the place, which still reeked of 3 days of junk food lying around. Iruka did not mind anyways... a hotel would be nice. They had room service, and comfortable beds, which he didn't have to clean later. Iruka slid the key into the doorway, and turned the key in it, and then pushed the door open. Before he could step into the doorway, Kakashi grabbed Iruka around the waist, pulling him back.
"Where do you think you're going?" Kakashi asked, keeping his hold on Iruka, playfully nudging the back of his head with his cheek.
"I am going inside our hotel room." Iruka stated, putting his hands over Kakashi's, and lifting the off his waist. "Unless you have an objection for me going inside the hotel room."
"I don't have an objection per say... but it is bad luck for the bride to step in the honeymoon room. Last time I checked..." Kakashi said, bending down slightly, and scooping Iruka up, bridal style, into his arms. "The groom has to carry the bride in."
Iruka rolled his eyes, but relaxed into Kakashi's arms, wrapping his arms around his neck. Kakashi opened the door the rest of the way with his foot, walking into the room with Iruka in his arms, and then closed the door behind them with a foot once more.
'Okay... let's see... bed... bed... bed...' Kakashi thought, trying to scope out where the bed was. There was a small entrance room to the honey moon suite. He walked forward with Iruka, looking down the hall to the left. There was a kitchen and bathroom there. He looked to the right, and saw one door at the end of a short hall. He could not help but grin, while walking with Iruka towards this room. He set Iruka down in front of it, but then thought of something. Iruka might not want sex right away... they had just been through a lot.
"Okay... how about we get some drinks? I can find so- mph!" Kakashi started to saw, but was cut off as Iruka rolled his eyes, stepped towards Kakashi, backing him up into a wall, pulling down his mask and lunging on him, kissing him full on the mouth. Kakashi was slightly shocked; never thinking Iruka could be so...forward. It was incredibly sexy.
Iruka parted lips with Kakashi for a moment, before grabbing onto the front of his jacket.
"Listen... I have not been sexually active in a while. But I am no virgin... I know what I am doing. You don't need to worry about what I am comfortable with, okay?" Iruka said, before he let go of Kakashi. He stepped back now, with a fox like grin.
'Damn... that's where Naruto got that grin from.' thought Kakashi, though it looked sexy instead of pure evil on Iruka. When Naruto did it... it just looked evil.
"Now... that doesn't mean you are ready though. Really... I thought that being the pervert; you would be ready for this even before we walked in the room. How about this? Go can go and do whatever you want, and I will be in the bedroom. Come get me when you want me." Iruka said, winking at Kakashi before going through the door to the bedroom, and closing it behind him.
And it took Kakashi 2.815 seconds to regain his wits and follow.
Iruka had barely been able to sit on the bed and begin to unbutton his uncomfortable tux jacket before Kakashi lunged at him, knocking his over backwards. Iruka was a bit surprised by this, but did not do anything to stop in. Instead, as Kakashi loomed over him now on the bed, he grinned up at Kakashi, getting a good look at his face for the first time. Kakashi let Iruka have his moment for a short time, since he also was enjoying the view. Iruka... under him... on a bed.
Kakashi moved a hand to Iruka's hair, pulling out the hair tie that was in it, and tossing it behind him. There was going to be no need for that right now.
Iruka tugged on the front of Kakashi's shirt, wrapping his legs around Kakashi's and intertwining with him, making Kakashi collapse on him and Iruka put his lips on Kakashi's once more. Kakashi licked at Iruka's bottom lip once, before putting his tongue into Iruka's mouth, kissing him deeply and passionately. Iruka kissed Kakashi back, fingers tangling in his hair. Both of the men were quite enjoying this. While Kakashi kissed Iruka, Kakashi slid off his jacket, pushing it to the floor, and started the unbutton his shirt. Once he had gotten all of the buttons off, Kakashi pushed the shirt to the floor as well, and with one last deep moment, broke apart from Iruka, to admire his handiwork.
"Iruka..." Kakashi said, looking at the slightly flushed Chuunin, moving one had to his cheek.
Iruka looked up at Kakashi, through half lidded eyes, putting his hand over Kakashi's. "You surprise me... this entire time you have not even once gone for my pants." he said, with a small smile.
"That's because I don't want that first... I want to explore every inch of you Iruka. Top to bottom... I want to be able to work my way down over every inch of your skin." Kakashi said, moving his hand slowly down Iruka's chin, then to his chest, and sliding his hand down till it reached the hem of Iruka's pants.
"When I say I want all of you... all of you doesn't count if I don't get to explore my territory." Kakashi finished, leaning down now, and kissing Iruka's jaw, before placing gentle kisses down till he got to his neck. Kakashi kissed down Iruka's neck, stopping when he heard Iruka make a small pleasured sound. He stayed on this spot on Iruka, biting down slightly, but not enough to hurt him. Iruka let his eyes close, enjoying the moment. While Kakashi was kissing his neck, he was able to wrestle off Kakashi's jacket. The material of his shirt was very thin, so Iruka could feel every curve of his body underneath it.
Kakashi lifted his head once more, capturing Iruka's lips in another kiss, since he had finished with the neck. Kakashi kissed Iruka on the lips for a moment, before he lifted himself up so he was on all fours, and moved his head down, trailing kisses over Iruka's chest. He got to them hem of Iruka's pants, and let his eyes drift upward, looking to Iruka's face from the position over his pants. He smirked up at Iruka, who by now had risen his knees slightly, and propped up, on his elbows.
Kakashi had both of his hands on Iruka's waist, so slid one down over his stomach, and then cupped the slightly bulge in Iruka's pants, getting a gasp in return from Iruka. Iruka let out a small muffled moan, as Kakashi grabbed a tiny bit harder. Kakashi felt Iruka harden beneath his hand, keeping his eyes on Iruka to watch his facial expression. Iruka looked down at Kakashi, giving him a needy look. Kakashi nodded in return, and with the hand on his groin, unbuttoned Iruka's pants, and zipped the zipper down. Kakashi slowly slid Iruka's pants down his legs then, taking his socks off with the pull, leaving Iruka in only his boxers. Kakashi sat up now, unbuttoning his own shirt.
Before he could slip it off, Iruka sat up, putting his hands on Kakashi's shoulders, giving him a 'let me handle it' look. Kakashi smiled and nodded, letting Iruka have his way. Iruka pushed the fabric off of Kakashi slowly, admiring his body as he slid the shirt along Kakashi's arms. After he had gotten Kakashi's shirt off, he slowly looked from Kakashi's stomach to his face, with a devilish grin on his face. Now... even though this was a sexy image indeed, Kakashi was a bit confused and worried. Before Kakashi could say anything, Iruka pushed Kakashi back on the bed and crawled on top of him, roughly pressing his lips on Kakashi.
Kakashi was taken aback for a moment, unresponsive... until Iruka ground his hips into Kakashi's. Now that got his attention. Kakashi kissed Iruka back now, and used his incredible jounin strength to flip both of them over, so that he was on top once more.
Happy question time... what do you do when you have an incredibly sexy mostly naked Chuunin under you and are kissing the living daylights out of him kids? You do what Kakashi did.
Kakashi moved Iruka hands from Iruka's waist to his hips, and keeping his hands right up against the skin, slid his hands down, thus sliding 'said sexy Chuunin's boxers off. Kakashi got it down to his knees, and left the rest to Iruka. He then moved one hand up Iruka's inner thigh, and then took hold of Iruka's erection, which had been poking into his leg for quite some time and had just been asking to be grabbed.
Iruka let out a deep moan into Kakashi's mouth, letting him know he was very much enjoying this. Kakashi stroked Iruka now, one hand on his hips to keep them down, even if Iruka wanted to buck up into his hand. He teased Iruka by ghosting his hand over the tip, which in turn got Iruka's back to arch and a shiver, along with a shuddering moan. Kakashi decided to stop teasing the man, and wrapped his hand around Iruka, stroking upwards. Iruka let out a louder moan this time, eyes closed shut tightly, enjoying every minute of this.
Kakashi let go of Iruka, parting his mouth from Iruka's. Before Iruka could as what was wrong, Kakashi was reaching for the side drawer. Truthfully... Kakashi had been incredibly turned on by Iruka. Kakashi never felt like he needed sex more than a time like this. He had an extremely noticeable bulge in his pants, which Kakashi noticed since it practically felt like it was on fire from lack of attention and Iruka's moans. Kakashi finally found the bottle of lubricant, and Iruka seemed to catch his drift... because he had already started working on getting Kakashi's pants off.
Once Kakashi had his pants off, he looked to Iruka, holding the bottle of lubricant. Iruka smiled at him, lying back on the bed once more, and now spreading his legs out, lifting his head to look at Kakashi. Now... at the moment, had it been up to Kakashi's other head, Kakashi would just bang the man right on the spot, no lube or preparation. But, Kakashi did not want to hurt Iruka, so he would take this the slow and painful yet at the same time good way.
Kakashi had to control himself, while he put some lubricant on his fingers. He went over to Iruka, leaning over him and kissing him on the lips, before positioning his fingers in front of Iruka's entrance. He waited a second for Iruka to get comfortable, before pushing one finger into Iruka. Iruka seemed to be nervous, since his muscles tightened... but then he relaxed. Once he was relaxed, Kakashi pushed another finger into him, which Iruka seemed a bit more ready for this time.
It was a strange and foreign feeling, but Iruka made himself get used to it. It was only going to make it less painful later. It was his first time with a man though, so even that comforting thought did not make it any less uncomfortable. Iruka made himself relax though, and focus on Kakashi's lips on his own.
And finally, after scissoring his fingers, Kakashi believed Iruka to be ready. He put a generous amount of lubricant on his member, stopping the kiss more a moment to position himself. He looked down at Iruka, and in return got a nod. Kakashi nodded back, and now pushed his hips forward, slowly because it was only the beginning. Iruka let out a gasp, holding the bed covers. Kakashi moved his hips forward more, until he hit a spot in Iruka that make his moan out in ecstasy when he hit it. Kakashi memorized this place, before pulling his hips back, and thrusting forward again, a bit faster this time.
Iruka let out another loud and deep moan as it happened, wrapping his legs around the back of Kakashi's and arching his back. Kakashi continued this motion, going faster each time, also letting out a moan.
Iruka could not hold it in anymore, so he finally came, the sticky substance splashing over his and Kakashi's stomach. Kakashi was not far behind, though he pulled out before it happened, to save Iruka the uncomfortable feeling of having it in him. Both men were sweating and hot, Kakashi collapsing on Iruka. He stayed there on top of Iruka, while he caught his breath.
"Not... not bad Kakashi." Iruka said, also quite limp as well.
Kakashi smirked, lifting his head up, and placing a sweet kiss on Iruka's lips. When he pulled back, Iruka had a very soft look in his eyes. Kakashi was confused from where this came from, but found it quite contagious.
"Kakashi... I love you." he said, reaching over to Kakashi's hand, and twining their fingers together.
No three words before had made Kakashi's heart feel so light, and so pure.
"I love you too." Kakashi said, placing a sweet kiss on Iruka's forehead.
'And I promise... I'll love you forever.'
Up in the ceiling, behind the air vent... where no sound could reach the two men sleeping in the hotel bed were two people. Not just two people though... they technically were not of the same species... but they did look like people. One of the tiny little people was sitting on their knees, right up against the screen, looking to where the two men lay. She stared for a long moment, before looking back to the other one behind her.
"See? I told you we would get them together! And you didn't fucking believe me!" said the tiny green person, standing up now, and putting her hands on her hips.
The other one was blue in color, with shorter hair not tied up in anything, about chin length. She had dark blue wings, and a light blue long sleeved shirt, that matched her skin tone, along with blue jeans, and also a ninja headband tied around her neck.
"What do you mean? I agreed with you that we should try to get them together!" the other fairy said, jumping a little bit with each word.
"Well... fuck you! I still came up with the idea! Just because you are Iruka's personal fairy doesn't mean you need to be such a smart ass. Did you get the tape!?" Chippy said, strolling over now, and picking up the camera the blue one had been holding.
"A-hyup. I gotsed it all!" the fairy said... looking a bit spacey and dazed.
"SAM! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THE CAP IS STILL ON! YOU ONLY GOT THE SOUND!" Chippy said, looking at the camera, and letting out a groan of dismay.
"Oh... I did?" Sam said, picking up the camera and looking at it. "Drn. I knowed the little monkey in my head was telling me something was wrong... but then we got distracted."
"Sam... For the last time if you use incorrect grammar like this in front of me again, I will lunge upon you like a ravenous military squirrel and tear you limb from limb with my own bare hands." Chippy said, letting out a sad sigh, but then got an idea.
"Oh darn... this just means that we need to keep an eye on them longer now, doesn't it? Maybe watch them have sex a couple more times? We do still need to conduct that research on how many octaves Kakashi yells in bed." Chippy said, with a giant smirk.
"Sex good!" Sam said, looking zoned out again.
Chippy nodded, evil looking smirk on her face.
"Common... let's go now. They do kind of deserve some time alone... we owe it to them." Chippy said, but not before going back to look at them one last time.
'That's my boy. You finally found that special someone.' she thought, goofy smile spreading over her face.
"Okay... let's go. They don't need us anymore." Chippy finished, flying deeper into the ventilation system, her friend Sam tagging along behind.
END!!! TT w TT
T-t-t-t-t-that's all folks!
I wanna give one last THANK YOU to all my reviewers... really you guys... I APPRECIATE IT!!!
I know that it is sad... but I cannot continue this story. It is the end. You know how I was talking about a contest? Rules have changed. If anyone out there can pitch a good idea to be for a bonus chapter, than I will accept it and write up one bonus chapter. Send it to mah email, or in a review if you like.
((though I always love fanart!))
Well... I guess this is goodbye! TT n TT See you in the next fic!