AN: I'm not sure what to say here... Whatever, enjoy! :D

Today was the day. Today we were really gonna do it. After all this time, after all this waiting, it was finally happening.

I could clearly remember on the way here, Matt's many pleads and begs to turn around and to not do it. But now that it was happening, there was no turning back.

Operation chocolate heist is a go.

After spending about ten minutes in the convenience store, scanning the place for any security cameras and making sure the worker didn't notice us, we were finally ready. I nonchalantly look through the many brands of chocolate and quickly glance over at Matt. He looks at me and gives me a quick nod. I nod back to the red-head to show him I had received the signal and then turn my attention to the man working at the store. The man didn't even seem to notice our existence.

Keeping my eyes glued to the worker, I feel around for a bar of chocolate. Once I feel the familiar shape below my fingers I immediately grab it and shove it down my pants.

The man pays no attention.

"Willy Wonka is in the building" I whisper to Matt.

"What?"

"Go!" I yell under my breath and we both head for the door.

Yes! We're home free!

With a great sense of accomplishment, I step out into the fresh air, quickly followed by Matt.

"Yes! We did it!" I cheer excitedly. We actually did it!

"Oh shit..." Matt says, sounding suddenly frightened.

"What?" I ask but then I hear it too. The sound of sirens in the distance.

"Oh my god, Mello, that guy must have called the cops! We're going to jail! This is all your fault!" He screams in a panic. I sigh as the amateur bolts back into the store and drops two dollars on the counter, shouting frantic apologies at the shocked man.

"Matt! The entire point of stealing something is to not pay for it" I inform him when he returns.

"Mello! The entire point of not going to jail is to not steal anything! How are we gonna explain this to the fucking cops, Mello?"

"The cops aren't coming for us, dumbass!" Just as I say this, the cop car we had heard in the distance drives into view. And then it drives out of view, the sound fading right away. "See! They're not after us!"

"Because I payed for the chocolate" He tells me. "You should really be thanking me, I got us out of a pretty bad situation"

Sometimes, I wonder what the hell I see in this idiot.

"Now let's go before we get in trouble. And consider yourself lucky that I payed for that chocolate, it really should have been you"

Ah, that's right. He buys the chocolate.

AN: If you didn't figure this out already, this would be Matt and Mellos very first attempt at stealing something :) Hope you liked it :D

Thanks to my awesome reviewers Stormygio and Saints and sailors! :D

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