That morning, Claire had gotten out of bed and punched the air.
"Thank GOD it's Friday!" she smiled. "I wonder what special thing I should go do tonight…"
She walked over to a cupboard and grabbed a granola bar.
"But I can't celebrate yet. I only have three days to live, or what Jashin says I have, anyway." She laughed.
"And that's all true." A voice came from behind her. She began to turn around slowly. Hidan laughed.
"Ha! You should've seen the look on your face!" Hidan laughed.
"That wasn't funny!" Claire yelled. "What are you doing here anyway?"
"I wanna hear what happens next." Hidan said.
"Alright, but you have to wait outside while I get dressed!" Claire pushed Hidan towards the door.
"Duh!" Hidan said. "…Are you sure I can't stay down here?" he laughed.
"I'm sure!" She pushed him out the door.
"Jashin! Can't she take a joke?" he pouted.
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That same morning in the Underworld…
"EIJI!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Kimiko yelled as she chased her brother.
Jashin walked out of his room, for some reason dressed like a pirate and put Kimiko in a chokehold.
"What are you doing, love?" he said in an English accent.
"Killing my brother." Kimiko blushed. "And what are you doing?"
"Cosplaying Captain Jack Sparrow, love." Jashin said as he let her go. "Now, where's the rum!?"
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"Ok, are we ready?" Claire asked Hidan and Blake.
"Let's get it over with." Blake yawned.
"So, Jack decided to got to the door with the tree on it." Claire said.
"The trees have doors?" Blake asked. Claire ignored him and went on with the story.
"When he went inside, he stepped into a world of Christmas." Claire said. "He then went back to his town and told the people what he saw. Shall I go into song?"
"Can I boo you if I don't like it?" Blake asked.
"Fine." Claire sighed. "There were objects so peculiar, They were not believed, All around, Things that tantalize my brain!"
"BOO!" Blake yelled as Hidan wooted.
"Thank you for your constructed criticism." Claire said.
"The towns people never got it, so Jack was having, what you'd say, depression and anxiety." Claire continued. "And then, he finally decided to take over Christmas with the help of three little kids named Lock, Shock, and Barrel."
"Are they like the three stooges or something?" Blake questioned.
Clare stood up. "If you don't like it, then me and Hidan are going to a comic-con!" She yelled as she dragged Hidan out the door.
"Finally!" Blake sighed. He sat for a moment, then walked off, singing 'This is Halloween'.
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Hidan sat for a while at the comic-con, where Claire was chatting to famous Manga artists whom she said were Tite Kubo and Masashi Kishimoto.
"Jeez, these famous people are total show-offs. I mean, what did Kishimoto ever do for the world?" Hidan complained.
He glanced over and saw somebody dressed up as Jack Sparrow, and posing for fans.
"And now Jack is in an anime too!? What in the world are they thinking?"
But, as you all know, Hidan's brain can only store so much information at once. So, he would have never guessed it was Jashin posing for fan girls.
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An hour later, Claire and Hidan walked home. When they got to Claire's house, they hugged and Hidan walked home alone.
"Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust…" Hidan began to sing, but stopped when he had the weird feeling he was being watched.
"Oh, yeah." Hidan started. "Claire has only a couple of days to live, now."
"That's right." A voice said behind him.
Hidan turned around and saw "Jack Sparrow".
"OMG!!!!" Hidan screamed and ran, leaving the real Jack Sparrow to sit and wonder.
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HAHA! Lol. I do not own Naruto, Bleach, The Nightmare Before Christmas, or Jack Sparrow. I do own Claire VanGoph, Blake Harvy, The way Jashin looks, Eiji, Kimiko, and Kazuhiko. Domo Arigato and enjoy!