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Prologue: Ok so I am totally bored stuck in the boonies for a couple days so I have decided to write a Harry Potter story! Yay for the people who care to read this and yay for me erasing at least SOME of my boredom! –Claps hands madly like a four year old-

So Harry, the Chosen one or whatever, has killed Voldemort. At the Ministry of Magic (I'll explain it later on), Sirius didn't die and is CLEARED OF ALL charges against him, but some people did die and more people were there then we knew of.

Voldemort had been VERY active since his resurrection, verses him hiding out, and many people, both Muggle and Wizard, died in Raids and Riots.

Here brings about the ever so stupid, bumbling Minister for Magic; Cornelius Fudge. He and the very retardedly fine people at the Ministry have decided that a law must pass to bring back Wizarding numbers.

This new law will put a damper on just about everyone's lives. Congrats to them!

Read and find out what will happen, who will hook up, and WHAT his law is all about!

DISCLAIMER! I hereby disclaim all character, settings, and ideas that belong to the owner and creator of the 'Harry Potter' series. Mrs. JK Rowling owns that world not me!

Warnings: Prepare for OOCness (Which I find granted on SOME level because of the strange situations the characters will be placed in), MalexMale action, MalexFemale action, possible FemalexFemale action, smex, Male Pregnancy, Female Pregnancy, Foul language, past abuse, some gore, and a whole bunch of other things that will probably happen but I haven't quite figured them out yet!

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The next day Charlie woke up uncomfortably on his back. He rolled until he was on his chest but found himself half on Lucius.

"Good morning," Lucius said softly.

"I'm sorry," Charlie said starting to roll off Lucius. The blonde wrapped his arms gently around Charlie and held him in place.

"Don't apologize for getting comfortable Charlie," Lucius said softly. He placed a soft kiss on Charlie's brow and just let Charlie loose to go where ever he wanted. Charlie just settled into Lucius's chest and tried to keep a grimace off his face, being in his bond's arms helped tremendously.

"Good morning then," Charlie smiled. Lucius slowly sat up, Charlie still resting on him. "What time is it?"

"About 10:25am," Lucius said, "Harry and Severus fire called me, I talked to them for a few minutes, Harry promised to explain why you can't come to Percy's wedding today."

Charlie nodded and asked quietly, "I know we called a truce but aren't you being a bit to understanding? I thought you hated my family?"

"The feud is kept by the Weasleys, not the Malfoys," Lucius said, "No offense meant but…Malfoys merely protected their honor when Weasleys called them out rather rudely on our teaching preferences or life style choices. What would you have done if this large group of people suddenly descended on your family in a public place, glaring at them with malice and being rude to your children without reason other than a surname?"

"That makes sense, I was just always taught Malfoys were evil," Charlie muttered. Lucius merely sighed slightly sadly and they laid there, Charlie half asleep and Lucius lost in thought. That is until…

The Weasley family owl, Errol, flew into the open window and dropped a red envelope on Charlie's head then flew away after accidentally running into the wall.

"What is it?" Lucius asked. Charlie shrugged lightly while sitting up carefully and then he groaned. "What?"

"Mum's sent a howler," Charlie groaned. He made to open it but it opened itself and started screaming at him;

"CHARLIE FABIAN MALFOY!" screeched his mother's voice, "HOW DARE YOU HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GREVIOUSLY INJURED FROM ME! I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN SEVERUS TOLD ME WHY YOU WEREN'T HERE! THEN BILL AND FLEUR TOLD ME HOW BAD IT WAS! IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE BACK IN ROMANIA!!! Sorry if I intruded on a honeymoon Lucius. We really must get together and settle this silly fued. Arthur might have his head in the ground but I intend to talk with my son-in-law. Hoping you feel better Charlie. Percy understands, to let you know."

"Is she always so…quick-tempered?" Lucius asked rubbing his ears. Charlie chuckled.

"Oh trust me, that was mild. If you want a real row listen to her after Fred and George only got three owls each," Charlie laughed, "it could have been much worse. She forgave me halfway through, that's why she stopped screaming."

"Oh," Lucius said blinking, he looked completely gobsmacked it was priceless.

"I need a camera," Charlie laughed. "The Lucius Malfoy is gobsmacked. Just priceless, just to to priceless." Soon Charlie was beyond the point of stopping laughing so Lucius just sat there with a sour look on his face until Charlie calmed himself some ten minuets later.

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The week after the marriages flowed as smoothly as was expected. Bill and Fleur's wedding was at the Burrow, it was beautiful and a light atmosphere. Hermione and Ron and their respective spouses refused the invitation and sent Mrs. Weasley into a fussing mode of how ungrateful the two of them were.

As the summer vacation started to draw to a close friendships started and bloomed out of the most unlikely places. Almost all of the marriages were going smoothly, with the exception of Ron's and Hermione's. Percy's was rocky but Rabastan was better than expected and did not hurt Percy.

At the moment it is five days before the start of term, it's about 8:30 am and Draco, Blaize, and Harry are sitting in the Library of Malfoy Manor, reading over their O.W.L. scores.

"How'd you do?" Draco asked.

"O in Potions, Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, and DADA. A in Care of Magical Creatures and Astronomy. T in Divination and History of Magic," Harry read out, "I'm surprised I made it to N.E.W.T. potions."

"How'd you do Drake?" Blaize asked after the three had had a laugh at Harry's statement.

"O in Charms, Potions, DADA, Transfiguration, Herbology, Ancient Runes, and Astronomy. E in History of Magic. A in Care of Magical creatures," Draco read of breezily.

"I got an O in Potions, Charms, Herbology and Astronomy. E in DADA and Transfiguration. A in Ancient Runes. P in Care of Magical creatures and History of Magic," Blaize said softly, his face scrunched.

"Blaize?" Draco asked, he moved from his place in his arm chair to in front of Blaize. Harry turned to Blaize who sat next to him on the couch. Blaize shook his head frantically and jumped up from his seat. He ran to a rubbish bin and emptied all of his breakfast into it. "BLAIZE!" Draco ran over to his husband and pulled him into a comforting embrace as the Italian dry heaved. "Harry go…"

"Getting Severus," Harry said quickly. He ran from the Library, knowing where Severus should be; Lucius's study. He ran his hardest until he reached the office a floor below, "Severus…Blaize is puking…come…hurry."

Charlie, Lucius, and Severus rose from the desk and followed Harry back to the Library. Blaize wasn't heaving anymore but he looked pale and miserable, Draco was rocking him gently and humming something under his breath. Harry had never seen Draco look so caring and comforting as he saw Draco in that moment.

"Blaize, what happened?" Severus asked stooping down in front of the teen, he felt Blaize's pulse.

"I-I was just talking to Harry and Draco…about our O-O.W.L.s and then..I just got sick, I ran over to the bin and threw up my breakfast," Blaize said quietly. Severus, Charlie, and Lucius exchanged a look that Harry and Draco both caught.

"What?!" Both asked loudly.

"Blaize, how long has this been going on?" Severus asked.

"Just the once, sir," Blaize said, "I-I haven't been feeling to great but I thought it was a cold or something."

"What is it Uncle Sev?" Draco asked but Harry's face had bloomed into recognition, "Harry?"

"He isn't, is he Sev?" Harry asked, "Not already?"

"Blaize, sit still," Severus said pulling his wand, Draco started to object but the potions master had already called out the spell, Blaize's stomach glowed blue for a moment then stopped. "Blaize, Draco, congratulations, Blaize is expecting a baby and is three weeks along."

"I'm…pregnant…" Blaize murmured. Draco hugged his bond from behind and happy yet somewhat confused smiles fixed themselves of the faces of the two parents-to-be.

"Congrats," Charlie smirked.

"You're pregnant," Draco whispered sultrily to Blaize, the Italian blushed fiercely when the thought finally took hold of him.

"Maybe we should give the lucky parents some time, we can go to Diagon alley tomorrow, plus I now need to owl the Headmaster Dumbledore to inform him Blaize is pregnant," Lucius said.

"Why does he need to know?" Blaize muttered.

"Unfortunately the idiot is still headmaster and must be informed if a student at his school has an extenuating medical condition, such as pregnancy. Due to the new marriage law all of the couples at Hogwarts will get private rooms to themselves but you will also need Madam Pomfery or myself to get a check up every few months," Severus explained, "do not worry, I'll be your prenatal if you want, but you will also have to be excused from more dangerous classes, like my own. Potions is no place for a pregnant person."

"I don't wanna drop potions," Blaize murmured. Draco turned Blaize to look at him.

"Love, please, you can take potions some other time, Uncle Sev can help you but Love you can't," Draco whispered.

"I know..I-I just," Blaize stuttered, "everything is changing so fast."

"We'll leave," Harry said instantly. He took the adults by the arm and led them from the Library.

"Blai," Draco said, "I know this is hard…I-I'm sorry."

"Drake," Blaize said quickly, "I'm not upset about being pregnant!"

"Then…?"

"Everything is changing so fast, one month we have to get married; which I really don't mind to much…I like being married to you, the next I'm pregnant," Blaize said, he slumped into Draco's awaiting arms.

"I know Love," Draco muttered, "it's going fast, but we just hold on for the ride and play it the Slytherin way."

"Cool and indifferent," Blaize chuckled.

"That's right Love, and if anyone so much as says a word to you about being pregnant they'll wish they never opened their fat mouths," Draco chuckled. He stood up gently pulling Blaize up with him, "and I would bet good money that you aren't the only one going to school pregnant this time."

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"Blaize is pregnant," Charlie said blankly as he and Lucius retired to their room for the night, "already…"

"How about we keep up the practice?" Lucius asked in a smart ass way. Charlie's back had healed completely a few days after their wedding and the two adults had been 'practicing baby making' for the last three weeks. Charlie smiled wryly…Lucius was no old man when it came to the bedroom…the door was magically locked and their clothes flew away in a flurry of wand movements.

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I am dedicating this to loretta537-san! Because she gave me the idea for the howler...so this is for her. PLEASE REVIEW!