Crazy Wedding
Chapter 10- Like father like daughter?
"How did you know that?" Kairi questioned, still shocked.
"MWAYBEE ZHEE FWOUND WOUT ABWOUT…WWAIT! KAIRI, YOU'RE GWETTING MWARRIED! WHO'S THE WUCKY GWUY?" Sora had peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.
"Sora, you idiot! You and Kairi are!" Cloud shouted from the buffet.
"We are…when did this happen?" Sora scratched his head, unsure of marriage.
"Okay, you told everyone to leave…even though you want everyone to hear the big announcement…" Yuffie sighed at Starry.
"Well, tell everyone first then leave so I can play my new video games! By the way, I just overheard you guys talking about it…well, Tifa and Cloud were…" Starry replied, realizing that she said something stupid.
"O…kay…" Aerith sighed. She took Kairi up on the stage and Donald swam Sora up on the talent show stage.
"Um…okay…sorry this is all so sudden, but we wanted it to be a surprise! Me and Sora are getting married…" Kairi spoke in the mike, slightly stage frightened.
People just stared at the couple and sea crickets chirped loudly.
"Uh…that's wonderful…" Ariel spoke softly.
"There, now leave everybody!" Starry tucked back her aqua blue hair behind her ears.
"Eva, how dare you order people to leave for electronic things!" T-king glared at his daughter from his coral throne.
"They're called video games, father. Just let me enjoy my special day getting high scores and beating up adversaries." Starry swam off the stage, but the octopus caught her arm.
"You're making this chapter a drama!" The octopus said sternly. Everyone stared at pandagirl-sama, doing her writing, and they shot her angry looks.
"Hey, it's called 'twists in the story!'!!" I said, closing the writing room door, actually slamming it…
"Eva, you are punished for not obeying me! You are going to stay here and dance with a merman!" T-king set Starry up with a merman with buckteeth.
"Redneck mermen, I don't think so…" Starry pushed away the merman, still struck by love, and pouted.
"Star—Eva! You are testing my temper, and you are not going to test it anymore!"
"Are you certain of that?"
"Your mother would be very disappointed in you!"
"In you too, since you listen to Beyonce and Faith Hill while watching Desperate Housewives when no one's looking…"
"That's a completely different story though!"
"So, it is true after all…must e-mail my friends…" Starry snickered.
"Eva Triton, your punishment is now even worse! You are going to slow dance this whole time, and when you get home, no TV or video games or internet! You will write 100 times what you did wrong! Are we understood?" T-King swam up to Starry and grabbed her wrist, but she looked like she was bored and didn't give a crap.
"You don't understand my life! It's your fault I exist!" Starry yelled back.
"T-KING, YOU—"Leon began, Tifa and Flounder covered up his mouth.
"Eva, how do you know about the process of how life began!?" T-King looked even angrier than ever.
"It's simple…you see---"Starry explained the whole 'process' to her elderly father as a violin played in the back, adding an educational touch.
"EVA TRITON, YOU ARE GOING TO SIT WITH ME FOR THE REST OF THE PARTY!!"
"Do you expect me to do that? I didn't do anything wrong…" Starry sighed.
"YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER!"
"And you're my father who doesn't understand that he's ruining my life!" Starry swam to her room and slammed the door, causing a piece of the ceiling to break. It landed on Sora's head.
"Uhhh…I like shoes…" Sora said, rubbing his hurt head.
"Pandagirl-sama…! You made things so dramatic again!" Yuffie entered where I was writing.
"Wait, spare me Yuffie!" Yuffie grabbed me and threw me out of the oceanic world, landing me in the 100 acre wood book. I landed in Rabbit's wheel barrow, noticing there was paper in it. I looked at a sheet and saw Tifa as a model in a white swim suit.
"I-it's not how it looks!" Rabbit came up. I sighed and whistled for my clone to appear in Atlantica. The clone kept writing this strange chapter while I recovered my sore, red butt from landing in the rusty, Tifa-imaged wheel barrow.
BACK TO ATLANTICA!
Aerith, Goofy, Ariel, and Kairi swam up to Starry's room, where she just sighed in the corner of her closet.
"Eva…where are you?" Ariel opened the door.
"I'm not here…" Starry mumbled. Aerith opened the closet and Goofy helped Starry get out of a loose moogle sweater.
"Of course you are…" Ariel smiled, hugging her younger sibling.
"Don't you get jokes, sis?" Starry sighed. "And I prefer to be called Starry, not Eva…"
"But, Eva was—"
"I know, okay? I got the message in the bottle!"
"MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE! I LIKE RAISIN BRAN!" They heard Sora sing from the dancing room.
"You were saying?" Aerith sighed.
"The reason I get angry with dad so much is my real name. Mom died because of me, don't you know that? When I popped out of her, she died. Dad wanted to name me a nicer name. Like Sylvia, or Claudia, but Eva was mom's middle name…and everyone called her Eva because her real name was too hard to say…and it feels like everyone seems to think I killed her and dad just named me Mom's name so everyone can get mad at me…"
"I THINK I'M GONNA DIE CRYING!" Sora wept, now in the bedroom, and blew on his moogle hanky.
"How about this! You can be our flower girl!" Kairi put a random light bulb above her red-head.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Starry pouted.
"Then people will recognize you as the famous flower girl! Sora became famous because he has the power of the keyblade! Imagine yourself at his wedding!"
Kairi put a hand on Starry's bare shoulder. Starry looked at her fingers and smiled.
"I'd like that…" She softly said.
"Okay!"
"But as long as you can keep a secret…"
"A secret?"
"Actually two secrets, but you better not tell the first one or I'll shoot you in the eyes with minestrone…"
"What's the difference of pain between tomato soup and minestrone?" Aerith questioned, confused.
"I know the difference…" Sora turned pale. Everyone stared at him.
"The tomato stings your pupils…but minestrone…minestrone stings both of your eyes completely and you are constipated for a whole month…it's not pretty…I did it when I was playing hide and go seek with Riku…"
"When…? When you were a little boy?" Goofy said.
"Last year…a few weeks before all the heartless came to Destiny Islands…"
"And you're not joking, either?" Starry held in laughter.
"I'm dead serious…but Riku kept giving himself away by saying 'We're too old to play this game!' tee hee! That's funny of him!"
"O…kay then…so, what are the secrets?" Kairi asked, getting back on track with the main subject.
"Okay…this is the first time I've ever told a person…but…I'm not five years old…I'm really ten…I'm just 'underdeveloped'…"
"So…this whole Shichi Go San Matsuri day…it's really for nothing?"
"No one knows me…like I said to you guys before, everyone just thinks I killed mom…"
"Even the clone of pandagirl-sama makes such dramatic words appear!" Goofy sniffled, grabbing a tissue box.
"No, actually it's not my clone, it is me again!" Pandagirl-sama appeared from the writing room, her clone eating a salad.
"When did you come back?" Ariel asked.
"About when Sora was talking about the difference between minestrone soup's pain and tomato soup's pain…got it memorized?" Pandagirl-sama said, not noticing Axel's ghost was behind her.
"Idiot, you stole my line! You're going to be haunted by me! Got it memorized?" Axel disappeared, making a mark of a flame and a bunny appear on my left shoulder.
"O…kay then…" I went in my writing room and continued…
"So…should you apologize to T-King now?" Sora asked.
"No…he still wouldn't understand my love to the Nintendo Wii…"
"Yeah…even though SOMEONE was supposed to give me a Wii!" Aerith glared at Cloud behind her, exploring the coral mansion.
"Do you mean me?"
"No, I mean the chandelier above your mindless head!"
"Yes ma'am…" Cloud swam downstairs, avoiding his ticked girlfriend.
"Come on, King Triton will understand how you feel about your name…" Kairi grabbed Starry's hand, but she realized she was pulling a straw dummy.
Starry swam out of the room and swam quickly into the hallway.
"Starry, where are you going…? I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL WITH THIS!!!" Kairi screamed on top of her lungs.
"I know you'll tell the secret, so I'm avoiding you forever! Until I become a celebrity flower girl!" Starry swam downstairs and out of the palace.
"She only going to find lasagna…" Sora licked his lips in the thought of sauce filled lasagna.
"Sora, stop thinking about food!" Ariel smacked the idiotic keyblade wielder.
"This is a hunt for the shooting star!" Goofy said.
"That sounds so retarded!" Pandagirl-sama deleted the eight words Goofy said and replaced them.
"My butt hurts like cheese cake!"
"HAHA LOL!" Pandagirl-sama laughed, but the curse of Axel shut her up by knocking her and her clone out, ending this pointless chapter…
To be continued in chapter 11!!!
Next time: It's a hunt for Starry in the whole ocean! But what happens when Sora finds his true weakness? Lettuce wraps? And T-King assigned Starry another punishment, singing a song in front of everyone! And what is the second secret? Will pandagirl-sama ever stop writing a drama story in a humorous story? (I snicker)
Find out next time on Crazy Wedding!!