A/N To everyone who made a request, don't worry I am working on them. I promise. My Spanish class was canceled and while I was waiting for my next class to start this idea struck and I just had to write it. Hope you guys enjoy. :)
… Maybe
"You bought a horse?" Pepper exclaimed into the phone.
She, Steve, Natasha, Thor, and Bruce were all sitting together in the tower, listening to the call on speaker phone.
"Why would you buy a horse?"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time," Tony replied lamely.
"You were drunk, weren't you?" she stated more than asked.
"… Maybe," Tony said slowly.
"Well, at least you just bought something instead of doing something stupid," Pepper sighed.
For several long seconds there was nothing but silence coming from the phone.
"You didn't do anything stupid, right?"
"I didn't," was Tony's vague reply.
"What do you mean you didn't?" Pepper demanded.
Before Tony could come up with an answer, realization dawned on Natasha as she glanced around the room.
"Tony, is Clint with you?" the spy asked.
"… Maybe."
"What. Happened?" she demanded.
"Well, Legolas might have thought it was a good idea to ride the horse in a race," Tony said hesitantly.
"I'll kill him," Natasha said.
"You might want to wait until he's out of traction first," Tony replied.
"Traction? What happened?" Bruce cut in.
"Its funny really. Cupid actually managed to win the race and he was so excited he decided to jump off the horse and do a flip in the air. He flipped all right but he didn't exactly land on his feet," Tony explained.
"Was he drunk too?" Natasha asked.
"… Maybe."
"Tony Stark, do you have any idea what I am going to do to you when you get back here?" Pepper asked in a deceptively sweet voice that was undermined by the furious tone underneath.
"Uh… shh… you're breaking up… shh… call you later… shh."
The call disconnected.