A.N. - THIS WAS TOTALLY NOT FAIR! I GOT GROUNDED SO I COULDN'T FINISH THE BET! I LOST 15 BUCKS, GOT GROUNDED, AND I WAS COMPLETELY TORTURED!!! *takes a deep breath* But I'm ok now. Sorry for the wait!

Luna's eyes were glued to her computer. Alice kept waving her hand in front of her eyes, but Luna didn't seem to notice.

"What's up with her?" Jasper asked as he walked in the Author's room.

Alice sighed. "She found Midnight Sun on Stephenie Meyer's website.

"Of course," Jasper rolled his eyes. "Why doesn't she make a story about ME? I mean, seriously!"

"Jasper, you're starting to sound like Bella," Alice stated.

"Uh-oh… I'm talking to her too much!" Jasper raised his voice with every word.

Bella suddenly walked in.

"Hi, Jasper!" she said in a high, peppy tone.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jasper screamed as he ran out of the room.

Bella looked at Alice in confusion.

"Don't ask," she stated.

"Hey Luna? Hey yeah… Umm… I was wondering… Can you babysit Renesmee today? I want some… alone time… with Edward. So yeah… Can you?"

Luna kept staring at the computer and pressed the down arrow key every few seconds.

"Uhh… Luna? I asked you something!"

Alice muffled a laugh and didn't say anything. She just had a vision, and she was 99.9% sure it would come true.

Luna kept reading, paying no attention to Bella.

"LUNA! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOUNG LADY!"

"Patience, young grasshopper," Alice said peacefully.

The Author suddenly looked up from the computer, but not at Alice or Bella.

"I wonder why he didn't do it…" she murmured.

"Who didn't do what?" Bella asked with excitement, finally someone was talking to her.

"Because of me," Alice explained smugly.

Luna kept reading.

After a while, Luna looked up.

"Oh… yeah… Good job… Alice."

"You're not happy I did it, are you?"

"Nnnnno," Luna said.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Bella yelled.

"I'm talking about the massacre Ed-"

"Shhh! Don't tell her! Or the readers! Let them read it for themselves!"

"But that's torture, Alice."

"My point exactly."

Alice left the room, but she was sure Luna was going to tell Bella anyway, just for the reaction.

"I said I was talking about the massacre Edward was planning in your biology class just because you were sitting next to him. Alice talked him out of it though."

"Edward wanted… to kill me?!" her voice got all squeaky with tears and hurt.

"But hey, now you and he are a somewhat happily married vampire couple with a vampire/human baby hybrid. You should be proud."

Of course, that only made the drama queen cry harder.

"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she screamed so loud Emmett came running up the stairs with Edward and Carlisle at his heals to ask what was wrong.

"Shut UP!" Emmett yelled over her sobs.

"Now, now, son. That's not the way to handle this. You should be delicate and gentle. Bella, you are going to shut your yap this instant or I'll make Edward kiss some pretty fangirl! Now SHUSH!"

Edward shrugged, and Bella ran over to "Eddie" to kiss him, only to be shooed off and land on the floor with a hard thud.

Luna had been reading the entire time, and missed the whole thing. When she finally finished her 264 pages, she looked up at the Cullen family standing in her room.

"What'd I miss?"