Roman hated being the designated driver. It wasn't the job itself but the two morons he was in charge of who were already piss drunk and grinding on each other making everyone give them the oddest of looks.
"Alright you two let's go." Roman said as he grabbed both men by their shirts and dragged them out to the rental car. He had enough with watching them progressively get worse with each drink they had and decided he would spare them the ridicule if any one from work seen.
"Turn on the music!" Seth cheered as he crawled into the back seat. As soon as Dean was sat his fingers were quick to turn the knobs.
"...they call me Stacey, they call me her..." The song played and Roman rolled his eyes.
"That's not my name, that's not my name." Seth belted out to everyone's surprise and even did the sassy hand motion to let people that definitely was not his name.
"The call me that girl, they call me Jane, that's not my name." Dean joined in as he began to attempt booty popping in the front seat.
"And I'm stopping this." Roman said turning the radio off.
"Hey come on! Turn it on!" Both men protested.
"You guys are annoying the piss out of me." Roman said as the beginning of a head ache was beginning to form.
"Boo, boo!" Dean began before Seth joined in. Roman didnt know what was worse at this point.
"You know what, I'll turn it on if you guys shut the fuck up. Deal?" He asked and they nodded with solemn faces as Roman turned the radio back on at a much lower volume. Minutes passed and the two managed to keep their words even though Roman could tell how badly they wanted to jam out to the radio.
"I threw a wish in the well..." Began and Roman sighed deeply while Seth and Dean instantly perked up.
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy! But heres my number so call me maybe." They said jb the most horrendously high pitched voices. Roman couldn't take it anymore, so he pulled to the side of the road and dropped his head into the center if the steering wheel and let the horn blare of the sound of their god awful singing.