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PRINCESS OF FRANCE – MISSING!
Princess of France Isabella Swan has been reported as missing. Insiders say that she disappeared on the day of her wedding to Belgium's Prince Jacob Black, and it is rumored she did not make it down the aisle before she took off.
"She was all dressed up and ready to go, see," said one of the Black's servants. "And she got to the gate, slipped off her shoes and darted into the woods. And that was that. Caused quite an uproar."
"She was the demon child!" said another. "Everyone told me she was an angel! She came and set my plants alight!"
Leah Clearwater is a servant at the Belgium palace that was reported to be very close to the princess. She was in such a state of shock that she would not come out of her quarters and was therefore unavailable for comment. However, Princess Isabella had made it clear to Leah as well as all the other servants that she disliked the Black family. Moving the bed she slept in to the side, officials have found the initials "BS" carved into the stone.
So where is the princess now? Is she still wandering in the woods, or has she found shelter? Or perhaps she has not made it through? No one is partial to these questions.
King Charlie Swan and Queen Renee are unavailable for comment as well. The king is currently in Ireland for a conference and the queen will not leave the French palace (see page 2 for castle voting). Nevertheless, Prince Emmett Swan, the princess's brother, has returned from his hunting excursion in Canterbury.
"I was not aware that she had run away at all, until Mother told me so," Prince Emmett said. "I offered to go and find her myself, but I was forbidden. It is for the best, I assume."
"[Isa]bella is an autonomous romantic. She has probably found a man in a cottage someplace and stayed there. She was never one for the rules." Prince Emmett chuckled. "However, I refuse to believe she is dead. She is far too intelligent and imaginative, and much too strong to be defeated at her young age."
Princess Isabella has been considered by the people as one of the most beautiful princesses in quite a long time. Surely, people know what she looks like, but if not – she is lean, with brown hair and brown eyes. She is very imaginative and sociable. So if you have seen her, or have talked to her, or have had contact with her in any way, Queen Renee would be very gracious to receive this information.
The Black family, on the other hand, is furious with the French, and the two countries are no longer allies. Prince Jacob appears to be moving on to more nobility, as he was seen with Princess Lauren of Hungary.
"I hope dearly they find Princess Isabella," merchant Alexander Dale said. "She is such an excellent role model for my three young daughters."
Speaking as the conclusion, Prince Emmett said, "She will come back when she wants to. If I know [the princess], she will stay anywhere for a while as long as there is exceptional food, lots of room, and no rules against being barefoot."
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Have fun with this. Newspaper clipping that, yes, Edward will eventually read. I'll update soon.
OH P.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!! - if you go to my profile, click on the link that says "Photos" then go to the one titled "FanFiction". The English and French castles are there, as well as Bella's dresses(: