Chapter 8 (I am sorry)
Alright finally posting the chapter I wanted to post my new story and this chapter at the same time.
P.S will talk about this at the bottom or you could read the new story later in the day.
I am actually surprised about how the poll went over never expected to get 30+ votes.
Amatsumi I can try but my memory is horrible that's why I have like 10 pages of notes to keep track of my own story.
Kampretzz I am working on my writing but I still a nub hopefully the beta thing works out but if not then well remedial grammar lessons for me.
FluffyGX it's also a joy to write I do admit I like making Shirou powerful but there is no fun without challenge so I plan to screw with him a lot.
P.S I absolutely adore Medusa or Medea they both have great back stories but I have to admit that the original three (Sabre,Rin,Sakura) have their own charms.
From now I will put the dialogue in italic like so
"what the hell you dumb ass!"
Thoughts shall remain the same.
Author notes and game features will be in bold.
And that's all I got.
Disclaimer don't own fate/Gamer/Disgaea or anything else that I might reference.
Alright let's start this.
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Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg LV.?
(The ultimate troll)
Calm.
Three question marks what the hell farther was only one and I recently discovered that he is actually LV forty.
Calm.
Okay I get it this is not a time to panic I just have to figure out a way to avoid him there is no way anything good will come from getting involved with him.
Though wise decisions you have gained 1 WIS.
NOT FREAKING HELPING.
Calm.
Sigh I really needed that I should just apologize and continue walking it's not as if he knows what I am or anything.
"Sorry I did not look where I was going I was just in a rush to get home." I try to say that in the most kid like voice I can think of.
A skill has been created though a special action Avoid Danger.
Oh thank god hopefully this skill will help me get out of this situation I mumble the name of the skill under my breath.
Skill check
(DEX+LUK)*Skill level.
Number to clear 9999.
41 out of 9999.
Skill check failed.
I open gape at the numbers that's not fair I just crashed into this guy on the street why is he so interested in me it does not make sense.
Finally I look at his face trying to tell if he was mad or something but what I saw scared me even more than his LV.
The man was grinning like a mad clown almost as if my every action amuses him. Seeing me finally look him in the face seemed to please the man somehow.
"Interesting out of all the possibilities I never expected to meet you of all people on the street the question that I should ask is what makes you so special?" I did not think it was possible but he said all that with an even wider grin.
"Don't try to deny it either I know your special I was able to feel the energy pulse from you when you said something I think it was Avoid danger." At this point his grin turns into a big fat smile.
"I wonder what it means but it's strange the energy you used was certainly not Prana it almost felt like Mana but I know for a fact that you're a Magus no denying that." I just continue to gape at this overly happy old man he just drops secrets so casually like they don't even matter.
"It's part of my Origin it gives me a special energy that only I can use." Well that not really a lie as far as I am aware my Gamer status is part of my Origin and I am the only one that I met that can use Mana.
I quickly regret speaking at all because the look in his eyes went from mildly interested to full blown interest," No need to lie Shirou I already know what your Origin is the question is how do you know about it."
I once again gape at the old man not only does he know my name he claims to know what my origin is when even I don't know what it is.
" Hm judging from your expression you still don't know what it is don't worry you will know soon you can already hear the call of iron can't you." He says this so casually that it almost stopped me from having a panic attack the key word being almost.
HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW THAT.
Calm.
Oh god my head I swear if I don't get out of this situation soon my brain is going to melt from all the information this man has.
"I have decided you're officially a person that interests me how about you and I go on a small journey? Don't worry you will get back here quickly. " The tone in which he says this clearly tells me I have no choice in the matter I still have to try at least.
"I don't think I can do that my father's expecting me home for dinner soon so I should just leave it was nice meeting you Schweinorg-san." Almost as soon as I finish my sentence he grabs my arm with the most ridicules smile I have ever seen on his face.
``Oh I must insist after all I have yet to introduce myself. `` At the end of his sentence I pale dramatically dammit I completely forgot but can you really blame me after all those grand revelations.
`` Ops look Schweinorg-san my father told me about you that why I already know your name. `` I hope beyond hope that he buys the small lie.
`` Shirou-kun you really need to work on lying because if your father really did tell you about me then you would not have been so surprised when I told you all I know about you. `` He says all that once again with the damn grin.
`` Now we have delayed for far too long lets go on the journey don`t worry it will take no time at all you will be back before you know it.`` I try to respond before he takes me somewhere but suddenly me and him are in a spiral of colors and shapes. I see flashes of places strange and yet oddly beautiful mountains in vivid purple and skies with two moons but the one most surprising was a man with tan skin and white hair in a red coat sitting on a hill of blades.
As quickly as I saw those things they disappeared almost as if they were never there.
`` Wow I am impressed most of the kid`s I bring with me on my Journey`s pass out now from the things they see still you should have closed them you're not meant to see those things just yet.`` I was again try to reply to him but my attention gets got on my surroundings instead.
I am in some sort of forest surrounded in fog I think in the distance I can see a lake but it's too foggy to tell.
`` Well since your being such a good sport about this how about I get you a gift I don't think you can use it just yet but hey this is probably the only shot at getting this gift.`` the more he talks the more he sounds like a pedophile I mean come on a gift.
(I would just like to say I don't think Kischur is a pedophile it's just the way I wrote his character some of his lines sounded like a pedophile I also think it's a great way to screw around with Shirou.)
`` well I must be on my way things to do and all that don't worry I will come and get you later if you want that gift all you have to do is wait in this clearing for some people to show up.`` I once again try reply but he disappeared in a flash of light god that's so annoying.
Sigh I don't really have anything else to do I might as well wait here for those people. You know if any of them are remotely close to him personality wise I don't think I can handle it I should hide.
I hide in the bush right next to a tree god I never expected my day to turn out like this I feel so drained maybe I can just take a nap a wait for Schweinorg-san to pick me up.
I dream of battles between heroes of old like Heracles and king Arthur only to be rudely awoken by a snow white bunny,`` Hey there little buddy come over here I want to pet you.`` let no one say I don't act like a kid ever once a while.
(If you have no idea where he is right now you must really hate shonen.)
I reach for the bunny rustling the bush I am in, only for a kunai to almost impale me to the tree.
I stand up and see a short blond kid in a bright orange jumpsuit with his hand still out,
`` WHAT THE HELL BRAT TO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GUYS SLEEPING IN BUSHES OR SOMETHING! ``
His face quickly goes from confused to angry in a second, `` WHO ARE YOU CALLING BRAT YOU CAN`T BE MORE THEN EIGHT YEAR`S OLD WHICH MAKES ME OLDER THAN YOU!``
`` YEAH WELL WHY THE HELL WERE YOU THORWING KUNAI At BUSHES WHO EVEN USES THOSE NOW A DAY`S!`` I mean really kunai I would call him a ninja wanna be but he`s wearing bright orange.
`` WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRAT I AM A NINJA OF COURSE I USE KUNAI NOW SHOW ME SOME RESPECT BEFORE I BEAT IT INTO YOU`` he say this with an expression that's a mix of confusion an anger.
`` PLEASE YOU A NINJA THAT MUST MAKE ME A FREAKING DINOSAUR AND YOU BETTER APPOLIGIZE BEFORE THIS EIGHT YEAR OLD KICKS YOU`RE ASS!`` I really meant it to a quick look and his name tag told me that he was LV 3 he had a title it read protagonist whatever the hell that meant.
``As amusing as this conversation is you really should apologize Naruto you did almost kill the kid. `` A man with silver hair that almost looked like a roosters head told him.
He seems reluctant at first but a quick punch to the back of the head courtesy of a girl in a red dress and pink hair seemed to have changed his mind.
`` Fine I am sorry brat but you should not have been sleeping in the bushes in the first place. `` He says the apology with clenched teeth but I will take what I can get after all he is right I should have stayed awake.
`` It`s alright I just had a bad day and waking up with a kunai to the face was not a good idea sorry about insulting you're ninja capabilities I was just mad.`` He seems to appreciate me taking it back because he is now wearing a big goofy grin that almost looks fox like.
`` I mean a ninja that can hide in bright orange must be able to hide everywhere. `` Again he seems happy he puffs out his chest and his grin becomes wider.
`` Ha ha ha ha as if the dobe is a good ninja you`re real funny kid. `` this is said by a third kid with in a blue shirt with a fan symbol on it he is also wearing white shorts but it`s his hair that`s the most surprising.
`` Holy shit what`s wrong with your hair did you go to a barber and ask can you make my hair look as close to a duck butt as possible? `` My question was followed by a screech from the pink haired one and loud laughter form Naruto.
"Duck butt I can't believe I never saw it before thanks so much for that kid I definitely think me and you could be friends name's Naruto Uzumaki what's your name kid?" He greets me with an even larger grin that's oddly contagious because I reply back with a grin.
"The name is Shirou Emiya Uzumaki-san OH SHIT EVERY ONE HIT THE DECK!'' they seem to understand my panic and just in time to because a giant sword spinning in the air just barely missed Naruto's head.
''EMIYS-SAN COME BESIDE US WE WILL PROTECT YOU WHILLE WE FIGHT THIS GUY!'' the one with silver hair yells but he does not need to tell me twice I am next to the old guy before the sword hit's the tree.
Just in time too because a soon as the sword hit's the tree a man in MC Hammer pants appears on the blade he is wearing what looks to be leg warmers on his arms in camouflage and bandages all around his mouth.
''Copy-Cat Kakashi no wonder the demon brothers lost'' MC Hammer pants speaks in disturbing way almost as if he want's nothing more than to rip me into pieces.
A skill had been created from a special action Detect Killing Intent.
Now is not the time it looks like a showdown is about to happen.
" The bloody demon Zabuza I was wondering when I would see you.'' Kakashi replies with a tone that is comforting.
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And done I know I am evil for leaving it were it is but come on that's a great cliff hanger.
Now there are three reasons I named this chapter I am sorry.
Reason one the chapter was shorter than I expected.
Reason two I threw him in the Naruto verse for shit's and giggles don't worry this only last's for the Zabuza arc then Kischur will put him back to where he belongs.
Now before I talk about reason three let's look at the poll now after tallying the votes from PM and reviews this is the top 4.
4th Magic x Jaune I spectate this only got votes because I let you guy's pick twice.
3rd Sharingan x Jaune a cool idea that I would love to read.
2nd Harry learns Magic from books and video games another category I like but it got second.
1st Percy X The Gamer I hate you guys two gamer fics your mean.
Now you might be asking what's the 3rd reason well it's real simple see not only did Percy X Gamer win it tied for first with Harry x RPG.
That was kind of irritating so I weighted the pros and cons of each and well you might not like it.
See the pro's for Harry was the RPG system is so much more fun to wright about perks and saves are really cool features that would be interesting.
The cons well this type of fic usually ends up with the character being way to strong and more of a fun fic.
Next Percy X The Gamer pro's I absolutely adore the Percy Jackson universe it's something I always wanted to write and there is not a lot of Percy X The Gamer fic if any.
The cons on the other hand well I am already writing a Gamer so the stories might get to close not to mention in might drain me a bit.
After looking at and both for hours I decide to do this.
Which brings me to reason 3 I won't be writing a Percy Jackson X The Gamer or Harry X RPG.
No what I will write is a Percy X RPG.
The reason is because after seeing the pro's and cons I found this to be the easier choice.
The story will be called "Cheating no I grind"
Which should be out later in the day.