Alright people … I have a reminder

This is a M rated yaoi fan fiction featuring Naruto with Shikamaru

And I didn't rate this M cause I like the sound of the word moo cow.

Hehe moo cow.

So if you don't like don't read.

Hehe moo cow

Anyway Nema still owns everything. And yes I'm insane. Aren't you.

……………………meow……….

Naruto was awoken to the screeching of his phone. Another day another problem.

Iruka wanted him at work ASAP. Something about a photo opportunity with someone famous. Like there wasn't a bunch of them around here.

Like he wasn't famous himself.

Iruka hadn't even let him hang up the phone without that stupid remind of do not leave the house without your bodyguard. Who needed a bodyguard. Naruto so didn't.

So here he was half naked wearing only the orange boxers he had worn to bed standing over a deeply asleep Shikamaru.

"Wake up." Nothing. Not a stir.

"Wake up, IDIOT." Nothing. How was this guy a bodyguard. He was so lazy.

"WAKE …." Naruto eeped. Yes eeped. in a totally manly way of course, as he was pulled down onto the bed on top of a drowsy Shikamaru.

"Troublesome." was all he heard as Shikamaru's lips meet his. Swiftly silencing any protest Naruto could of made.

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Shikamaru just wanted to sleep.

So when Naruto's voice seemed to interrupt his peaceful slumber could anyone blame him for not reacting in the right way.

Was it his fault that he just wanted to stay in bed. Snuggling and warm.

Was it his fault his sleep ridden brain thought it was too much effort to yell at the irritating blond.

Was it his fault that a kiss had seemed such an easier way to shut him up.

Was it his fault Naruto had moaned so hotly causing him to get hard.

Was it his fault that he wanted to hear another moan.

……………………..meow……….

Naruto heard himself moan as Shikamaru's tongue moved slowly over his bottom lip asking for entrance to Naruto's mouth. Deepening the kiss.

The kiss felt so good.

His mind had clouded over. All though of work had flown out the window. All thoughts had completely left. He didn't even know if he could remember his name at the moment.

The world seemed to spin for a second before Naruto found himself pinned to bed beneath a panting Shikamaru. His wrist pinned above his head by one of Shikamaru's hands. The other hand swiftly drifting over Naruto's warm body. Exploring each part with drowsily curiously. Ever move of his hand slow and lazy. Just like the man above him.

Shikamaru's lips continued to ravish Naruto's own. Locking Naruto into a passionate daze.

……………………meow………………..

Naruto tasted so good. Shikamaru couldn't seem to stop himself anymore. It would defiantly take too much effort to stop what he was doing. Especially when the blond made those small moans and gasped as Shikamaru started to work his way to Naruto's throat. Leaving small bit marks behind.

He wanted to taste all of this blond under him.

…………..meow……………

Naruto was so hard, and the fact that Shikamaru was kissing and licking his way down his stomach wasn't make him any less hard at the moment.

Shikamaru looked so hot. His eyes half closed in a half awake fashion. His lazy and slow movements killer on his mind.

God, how can such a lazy man kiss so well.

Naruto gasped as his boxers where torn off his overheated body allowing the cold morning air to touch his hardened cock.

Shikamaru didn't say anything as he continued on his downward journey. Kissing Naruto's thigh over and over again. Seeming happy enough to just leave his manhood alone.

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"Please…. Please." Shikamaru paused in his actions as he laid in between Naruto's spread legs. He couldn't help but moan at the sight of a panting Naruto in front of him. Naked lust shown in his eyes. Kiss marks decorating his neck and chest. Panting, craving for more of Shikamaru's touch.

Naruto's cock was right in front of him. Weeping precum. How he wanted to taste that part of his little blond. But first he wanted to hear Naruto ask for it.

"Yes Naruto what would you like." Shikamaru flicked his tongue to quickly lick the head of Naruto's cock. Getting off some of Naruto's precum. Naruto jerked under him. His hips thrusting towards Shikamaru's mouth. Seeking the sensation Shikamaru had given and quickly taken away.

"Shikamaru… please." Shikamaru let a sleepy smirk spread across his face.

"Please what Naruto?"

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Oh my god. Naruto wanted Shikamaru to continue. He wanted to cum all over the man's face.

"Please … suck me… Shikamaru." He finally panted out the words. Shikamaru wasn't even touching him and his lust hadn't gone down even a little. Just seeing the man smirk and lay his head on his thigh had him panting for more. God he was turning as sex crazed as Kyuubi.

"Since you asked so nicely. Naruto." Naruto screamed out as Shikamaru took his cock deep into his mouth. So warm and wet. He couldn't help but jerk up as he tried to get deeper into Shikamaru's mouth.

………………meow……………….

Naruto's small scream just made Shikamaru want to tease him more. So he soon took his mouth off of Naruto and gave his attention to kissing down Naruto's length watching as more precum appeared.

Shikamaru licked his way up the underside of Naruto's cock. Swirling around his head with his tongue and then finally after countless whimpers and moans did he allow himself to slowly and lazily take Naruto deep into his mouth again. Sucking gently as he held down Naruto's thrusting hips.

………………meow…………………

Naruto was in heaven. It felt so good. He was so close to cumming. He could feel his release coming on.

His world seemed to white out leaving nothing behind as he screamed and cummed deep into Shikamaru's throat.

………….meow………………….

Shikamaru let Naruto's now soft cock fall from his mouth as he started to lick what little cum had leaked from his mouth and onto his chin and lips.

He watched Naruto's dazed eyes start to close into sleep as Shikamaru yawned and cuddle back into Naruto's body. Resting his head onto Naruto's thigh.

Maybe now he could get some sleep.

Shikamaru had just dozed off again when a screech seemed to fill the room. Troublesome phone.