Disclaimer: I have one thing Meyer will NEVER have... a Y chromesome, obviously that means i am a male...and not SM.

Jasper

His nickname is JAZZ...Really?

He freaks out over a pint of blood...if you want to give him the best Christmas gift ever, Show him a Blood Bank after hours.

Jasper can feel everyones emotions...So what would have happend if he and Alice had been involved in a...cold steamless night together,(yea... they can't have a hot, steamy night with their body temps...but hopefully you get the point) what would have happend if Alice had not been into that time? Here is another skit for your reading pleasure...

"Alice, what the HELL?"-Jasper,

"What?"-Alice,

"Don't play innocent, you are not even interested in me tonight!"-Jasper,

"Damn...I should have seen your complaining."-Alice,

"Yeah, if you weren't in the mood you could have told me."-Jasper,

"Well, to say that I am not in the mood is incorrect,"-Alice,

"Liar! I can feel your emotions...REMEMBER?"-Jasper,

"I am in the mood...just not with you."-Alice,

"What!"-Jasper,

"Sorry, Jacob has like, a ten pack...and Felix is RIPPED!"-Alice,

"Oh it is on!"-Jasper,

"What? Are you jealous?"-Alice,

(This Skit has two endings... both will follow shortly)

"What...Of COURSE I am jealous of them! I mean look at me...scrawny little pasty cakes that i am."-Jasper,

"God, what did i ever see in you?"-Alice,

~Jasper runs away in tearless sobs~

(Ending TWO)

"That is it!"-Jasper,

"Where the hell are you going now?"-Alice,

"I am going to find your fantasies...And kill them both."-Jasper

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"-Alice,

~Jasper stalks off to find Felix, rip his arms off, and then beat Jacob to death with them.~

Jasper was almost as hard to make fun of, as Carlisle and Charlie...What the hell am I talking about! Jasper and Alice were the hardest to do...simply because I crush on Ashley Greene (Alice), and my younger sister crushes HARD on Jackson Rathbone(Jasper)...and i have new scars and bruises for typing the Jasper chapter of WWWT...

New poll is up...and please give me more than 4 voters...