EPOV
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
I was playing the piano (My precious Lottie) in lala land, when suddenly I was rugby tackled backwards by a rather large potato named Emmett…No, really, it was a potato with a name sticker saying "Hi, My Name Is: Emmett"
Weird.
Anyway, so I was laying on the floor by my darling Lottie. Then Jasper and Emmett burst from the shade and grabbed me.
Unfortunately, I couldn't get free…
So they duck taped me to the chair.
Oh snap.
Esme was hunting with Alice and whoever else except Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle.
Emmett and Jasper were taping me to a chair. Carlisle was hospital-ing.
Well damn. Why me?
I sat there in despair,
I didn't really care,
That I cried,
Cos they lied…
About the potato.
See, I'm great at poetry…
SUDDENLY!
I hear the door open…CARLISLE!
"CARLISLE!" I mufflreammed (muffle screamed)
He walked into the room.
"Edward?" He asked.
I nodded.
"Helpeth me, O' brave knight" I said dramatically.
"Edward, dude, I know you have problems, but seriously."
"Let me out of here."
Carlisle reached…for his camera.
Damn. This freakin' sucks.
FML
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