A herm with a heart (Futashy) ( askfutashy(dot)tumblr(dot)com )
(WARNING! NSFW material ahead near the end of this chapter, including herm sex (But is still technically M/F since Futashy is called a "she"), anal sex, etc. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!)
(Not every chapter will be a clop chapter like this, so don't worry. Some moments could be OOC as well.)
(And this a long chapter too, just to let you know.)
8:30 A.M. At Paranoid Twilight's house
I woke up with Twilight already awake and reading in her library. I wasn't an early bird like her, so I had to force myself out of bed.
"Oh, I see you're awake," Paranoid Twilight said, looking up from her book.
"Yeah, finally," I said. "I tend to get as much sleep as I can before I do stuff. Otherwise, I could just collapse on the streets."
"It could be a medical cond-"
"No, I'm just restless sometimes."
"Oh, all right then."
I looked at the clock hanging up in her library. I assumed that I overstayed my welcome and bid my good-byes. Twilight asked if I couldn't stay any longer, and I said no. She was sad , but understanding. Her and Spike said good-bye and I left.
Well, while I enjoyed that visit, I wanted to visit the Human side of the Tumblrverse to at least know that I wasn't the only human here. On my way there, I had a few thoughts on my mind.
Nitwhite said I was supposed to be some savior of this world. To get rid of Diana and save everypony here. How the fuck was I supposed to manage that? I'm just a 20-year-old human! But my clairvoyence... She said that it could save people... Save everyone...
But I can't control it. That was the only problem. It stopped suddenly, and it came back when I entered the Tumblrverse for the first time.
I might as well take my mind off of it for a while, I mean, i have a whole day to kill, anyway.
8:45 A.M. At Futashy's house
I arrived at the door. Just when I was about to knock, someone came bursting out, and I landed on my back. It was Human Twilight, with a suitcase, and her trademark changing shirt.
"Oh, sorry there," she said.
"Yeah, tell that to my back," I said, getting up.
"Sorry."
"It's alright, I had worse."
Twilight was thinking about what worse injuries could've happened (Typical of her to do so), when Human Pinkie Pie and Human Rainbow Dash came out of the house.
"JASON!" Pinkie shouted with happiness, as she tackled me onto the ground again. "You decided to visit us! This is so great, I wanted to throw a party to prepare for your visit, but Dashie said I shouldn't, but I tried to plan it in secret just in case you decided to come, but then she caught me and mmmnmph-"
I put my hand on her mouth. "Yes, it's nice to see you too, Pinkie." I got up a second time, looked around to see if anyone ELSE decided to use me as a tackle dummy, and then decided to speak again.
"So, what's with Twilight? Did she pass her wizard's test finally," I asked.
"No, but I'm going to," Twilight said.
"Wait, last time you failed. What makes this time so special? Are you going to prank Trixie at the graduation ceremony?"
"Noooo, although that IS a good idea..." she said with a smirk.
"Well, what's so different about this time?"
"It's best if I show you. SPIKE!"
"What is it NOW?"
Spike came out of the house. In this part of the Tumblrverse, he was a lot bigger and looked like he was an adolecent.
"I want to show Jason something."
He turned around. "Oh, hey Jason, how's it goin'?" We fistbumped. "Not too bad, just decided to visit," I said.
"Oh, hey did you get-" "AHEM."
Twilight was growing impatent. "Ugh, whatever," he said, with indifference.
He walked a few yards away from Twilight. She raised her arm up, and a magic glow appeared around her hand. It looked like the same glow I had with Nitwhite, only it looked purple.
Normally, she struggled to lift him a foot off the ground as far as I saw before, at most. But this time, she could lift him over the house. She even held out her other hand, it glowed as well, and lifted Pinkie off of the ground too!
"WHEEEEEEE!" Pinkie shouted with glee.
I was completely dumbfounded. How did she improve her magic so quickly?
"How did you get so good at that," I said, once she set Spike and Pinkie safely back on the ground.
"Well, I-"
"Twilight, you're going to be late," Rainbow said.
Twilight looked at her watch. It said 9:00. "Oh no! The test starts in half an hour!"
Rainbow came up to me and said "Listen Jason, this is short notice, but can you petsit Futashy until we get back from the test?"
"Why?"
"She isn't allowed. Spike is because he's Twilight's assistant."
"Reluctantly," Spike said.
"Hey, it's worth it," Twilight countered.
"How?"
"Well-"
"Come on! You're going to be late," Rainbow shouted.
"Pleaeeeeeeeeeese pet-sit Shy for us," Pinkie begged me.
"Well, OK," I agreed hesitantly.
"YES! There are a few pointers though. You're a male, so it'll take a while for her to warm up to you since she's around girls so much besides Spike. It's also her "time of the month," so if she starts humping anything, it's normal."
"Even me?"
"Yes, unfortunately. Her food, drinks, everything is in the kitchen. We even labeled it in case we forget where it is. And-"
"Come ON Pinkie! Get in the car! We're gonna be late," Rainbow shouted.
"Hold on! And one last thing, if she needs to, err, relieve herself of her urges, help her out any way you can!"
"Urges, like 'humping' urges?" I said.
"Yes!"
Oh, boy...
"PINKIE!" Rainbow and Twilight shouted in unison.
"All right! Good luck!"
Pinkie finally finished talking and went to the car.
"Sometimes Pinkie, you talk so much, I need a roll of duct tape on standby just for you," Rainbow said.
After that, they drove away, I went inside the house, and closed and locked the door.
It was a quaint looking house, with a big backyard, a few bedrooms, and a big library room. I sat down in the library room to think about what they said.
A minute later, Futashy entered the room. She looked EXACTLY like Fluttershy. Same color, same cutie mark, same mane, same everything. But, you know, with a dick. She was scared when she first saw me, and hid behind the chair next to mine.
"Huh? Hey," I called out to her.
"Mmm..." she whimpered.
"Are you Futashy?"
"Umm, yes..." she said, still hiding.
This kind of surprised me because I haven't heard her talk before. How did I understand her? I just went with it. "W-where's Pinkie? And Rainbow," she asked, still afraid.
"They went with Twilight to some wizard's test. They asked me to pet-sit you until they come back."
"Oh..." Futashy was getting less scared and came out from behind the chair.
I heard the phone ring afterward. It came from the kitchen. "Hold on. I'll be right back."
I picked it up. "Hello? This is Jason."
"Oh, hey, Jason," Rainbow Dash's voice said. "Just a heads up, we may not come back until tomorrow morning, so can you keep an eye on Futashy for that time?"
"What happened," I said.
"Well, Spike saw Rarity in the audience, and got a little too raunchy with her. He kept hitting on her so many times, they had to postpone Twilight's wizard test until almost midnight."
I facepalmed so hard at that, my head hurt.
"So, can you?"
"Yeah, sure," I said.
"Good! Just remember what Pinkie said. If 'Shy gets her urges, help her out."
Ugh... "Alright."
"Awesome! Glad you could cover for us."
"Alright. Tell Twilight I said good luck."
"I will. See ya."
"Bye." I hung up.
Great. A whole day with a hermaphrodite. It can't go that bad, right?
5:00 P.M.
Well, I was right. I didn't really have any problems with Futashy. She hasn't had a humping moment yet, and we got along pretty well. I told her I wasn't one of those over-the-top "Oh-look-how-cute" kind of males, had a few other conversations every few hours when she felt like talking, and she took to me well. I fed her, gave her her drinks, a treat every now and then, I didn't really have a problem. Until...
Outside Futashy's house
"Well, I got you now, Jason... Soon you and your friends will pay with bloodshed... heh heh heh heh..."
Inside the house
"Mmm... Mmm..." Futashy started whining.
"What's wrong? Is it one of your moments," I asked.
"No... Th-there's someone outside..." Futashy whispered.
"What?" I got up out of the chair and headed for the window to look outside. Suddenly, My head hurt again. Everything became blurry and I almost lost consciousness this time.
I saw Futashy in her owners' bedroom and someone was coming closer to her. She turned around and backed away in fear. The mystery person kept creeping closer.
With a knife.
The vision ended. I had a big headache after that. Futashy was beside me, wondering if I was OK.
"Don't worry, I'm fine. Just a little dizzy." Try a LOT dizzy. "'Shy, I need you to hide. NOW."
"W-w-why? Who's out th-there," she stammered.
"Just hide, please!"
"O-OK." She went upstairs.
Now I had to hide too. I hid in the big pantry in the kitchen. I then heard knocking on the front door.
"Oh, Jaaaaason... Come out and play..."
That sounded like Diana. Good God, why does this happen to me? "Come on, stay quiet..." I mentally told myself.
*BANG* *BANG* "Jason... You know you don't like it when you make me wait."
"Come on, just go away..."
*BANG* *CRASH* The door sounded like it got busted down. Great, she's in the house. Now what? "Come out, come out... It's time to play..."
"Wow, she got creepier over the years..."
I heard her go upstairs. "Maybe your friends will be more willing to play my game..."
No! Futashy! I exited the pantry quietly. I looked at the intruder as she went up the stairs. It was a Pinkamena.
Could that be Diana?
(Upstairs)
"Where are you? Come out and play my little game with me..."
I hope Futashy knows she isn't allowed to come out of her hiding spot, I thought as I quietly followed Diana up the stairs.
She kicked the door leading to her owners' bedroom. I saw Futashy turn around suddenly and face Diana. She backed away. Diana kept walking toward her, knife strapped to her hoof.
Just like my vision again... "You're not Jason, but you'll have to do."
( Cue this music: youtube(dot)com/watch?v=GAp7kwPJ0Uo )
Futashy screamed and covered her face. Just as the killer raised her knife, I lept at her and tried to take the knife away.
"Ah! Get off of me!" the would-be murderer shouted. She and I rolled around the floor, with me trying to take the knife away from her. She must've strapped the knife on tight, cause I couldn't unfasten it.
We kept rolling and eventually we reached the stairs. We rolled down them and I hit my head on the wall as we were rolling. We reached the bottom and I was on top of her. I kept punching her face when I got the chance.
"You don't hurt my friends, hurt me instead," I shouted while I punched her. "Okie dokie then," she managed to say. She shook me off, got up to her hooves and used her knife to try and cut me. I dodged them all, save for a rip on my shirt, but no cut on my skin. I tried to take the knife away from her again. I missed, and she bucked me in the chest. I flew across the living room from the recoil. Futashy trotted down the stairs, scared for my life. She was so scared, she couldn't move.
I tried again and again to remove her knife, but I couldn't do it. She kept getting out of the way and tried to cut me again. She kept missing, but she and I could tell I was getting tired. Then I had an idea. I kicked the assailant in the head, knocked her down, and opened the fridge. I saw a few glass bottles filled with wine for some reason. I picked one up, and just as she was getting up, I smashed it across the side of her head, knocking her out. I tried this time to take the knife away. I succeeded this time. I took the knife, got a big meat tenderizer, and broke the blade off of it.
I took her by the neck with both arms, dragged her to the front door, opened it, and threw her out into a nearby bush.
"Well, that's the end of that," I said, brushing off my hands.
(End Music)
"Are you OK," I asked Futashy. She was still scared, but felt reassured. She told me she was alright through a big hug. I hugged her back after a few seconds.
"Th-thank you... for saving me," Futashy said. "I... knew you were... a good person..."
"No problem. I'm always there for my friends in their time of need. I'd do anything for them if it meant making them feel happy and safe." At least that's what I would do if I actually had friends. This was a new feeling altogether.
8:30 P.M.
"All right, I'm tired. I'm off to bed, 'Shy. Don't stay up late."
"OK," she said with a smile on her face.
I climbed upstairs and went in Pinkie's and Rainbow Dash's bedroom. The guest bed downstairs was too firm for me, so I decided to go to sleep in their room. I hope they didn't mind.
I was exausted after that fight. I couldn't see the scar on that Pinkamena's face. That couldn't have been Diana, could it?
I decided to sleep it off. That always seems to work.
9:15 P.M.
*whimper*
Huh? I got out of bed and went downstairs to investigate the noise. I saw Futashy, and she was starting to whimper. It looked like she was trying to hold something back.
Oh no...
"You alright?"
"N-n-nooo..." Futashy said.
"Is it one of those moments?"
"M-mm-hmm..."
I remember what Rainbow Dash said over the phone: "If 'Shy gets her urges, help her out."
"Well, Let's go upstairs first. Don't want you to stain the living room, would you?"
She nodded, but barely. I cleaned up the kitchen and living room from the fight, and I carried her up to the bedroom, since she could barely move from her pent-up need.
We reached the room and closed the door. I turned on the light and set Futashy down on the bed, and I followed suit, laying down beside her.
She was erect, and in need of release. I can't believe I'm going to do this...
Lemon Start
She whimpered again as I came closer, but instantly relaxed as my hand stroked her member. This just felt too awkward for me and I wanted to pull away, but I had to help her. Besides, I'd probably get a stern talking-to if anything got stained.
I continued to stroke her member, a little harder now. Futashy was starting to pant and buck herself against my hand. As she was getting close, I had to keep mentally telling myself that this wan't gay, that this was simply a matter of helping out a friend in need that happened to be a herm.
It took a lot of effort, I can tell you that much.
After about another minute and a half of stroking, she came, and cried out and happiness. She was still hard, meaning it wasn't over.
"I-I'm sorry... At this p-point, with Pinkie and R-Rainbow, if they let me... I-I..." Futashy stammered.
"You 'stick it in,'" I said.
"Y-yes. But s-since they aren't here..."
Oh, man... I thought with a sense of dread. Really?
"C-could you?"
I pondered it for a moment. If I knew where this was going next, there would be pain for me. But after saving her from whatever attacked us earlier...
It was worth it.
"Just this once, OK?"
"Yay," she said with her trademark soft voice.
I took off my pants and underwear, leaving me bare naked. I turned around, butt in the air for her to mount. She got on, I mentally prepared myself a ton more, convincing myself I was still as straight as I ever was, and then Futashy inserted herself in the only hole visible at the time.
"A-ahhh!" I almost screamed in pain.
"S-sorry!"
"No, it just n-needs getting used to... This never happened to me before."
"Should I stop?"
"N-no. I promised Rainbow and Pinkie to help you if you had this kind of moment. I'm not going to just leave you."
"Y-you mean...?"
"Yep. I'm staying here with you."
"T...thank you..." Futashy said with tears of joy. "I'll be gentle..."
After that long talk, she then proceeded to thrust in and out of me. This still felt very awkward, and I hoped I wouldn't have to go through it again. At least not against my will.
As she kept thrusting, I still felt pain where she was putting her member in, but it was diminishing as we went along.
"S-should I go harder? Deeper? I'm not used to this..." Futashy said.
"Neither am I. But yes, go as much as you want. I'm not stopping you."
She listened and thrust more and more as she prepared for orgasm.
After another minute of hard thrusting, she came again in my butt, feeling it fill up with her love juice. I heard her quietly scream again after that, released her member from my ass, and fell to the side, panting.
I thought I saw a faint yellowish glow around us when she was almost finished. Maybe it was my imagination.
After that, I let her experiment a little bit with me, to help with her confidence. We both performed fellatio with each other, and her cum tasted kind of sweet. Not what I was expecting. She went as far as to let me 69 with her as I ate her out and she deep-throated my own member as it got harder, both of our tongues licking over our sensitive spots.
"Now it's my turn," I said when we finished the 69. I laid down flat on my back, lifted Futashy up and aligned her pussy over my dick. "G-go ahead..." she approved.
I brought her down and inserted myself into her as she did to me. I proceeded to thrust into her when she got comfortable. I could've sworn she said "Weee..." when she was bouncing up and down. This part was worth it. "Are you enjoying this," I said.
"Y-yes I a-am. Very m-much so," she said as she was bouncing.
I thrusted faster, and I felt close to my own release. "I'm so close... I'm gonna blow..."
"M-me too-oo..." she said, again while still bouncing.
I saw the glow around us again, brighter and stronger this time. I didn't know what was going on, but I was feeling more refreshed while the glow was around us. But my vision was getting more and more white though.
I felt her cum, and so did I. She screamed with glee and I joined her. The glow around us got even stronger. I felt something change in my body. Like it was getting stronger... I don't know, maybe it was a consequence.
We both were tired out and Futashy was about to fall asleep. "Hey..."
"Yeah," I said.
"Thanks for helping me. The truth is, my, er... mood stopped for... some time now."
"You mean...?"
"Yes. I wanted to repay you... for saving me from that girl. And my mood simply put it in my mind... and you volunteered yourself when I was in need... I wanted to make it.. enjoyable for both of us..."
"So, you really love me?"
"Y-yes..." She planted a big kiss on my lips. "Very much."
I was left with a blush, and that glow was still faintly visible around both of us. This was what I was missing from my life. True love.
Futashy fell asleep beside me, cuddling. I looked at the alarm clock. It said 11:15 P.M. I fell asleep a minute later. I was going to sleep good tonight...
Lemon End
9:30 A.M. At the front door
*knock knock* "Helloooooooo?"
"Come on Pinkie, he's probably still asleep."
"But it's been 5 minutes, and he hasn't answered the door!"
"Let me handle it, girls." *click*
"Wow Rainbow, I didn't know you had a spare key."
"Well, you never know."
...
"Wow, the place looks great! It's like nothing happened!"
"Come on, let's check up on our guest and 'Shy. Maybe she's in the panty drawer again. Haha!"
"Oh, Pinkie..."
...
"Hey, he's not in the guest room!"
*creak* "HEY!"
"AHHH!" Me and Futashy screamed along with Rainbow Dash. Clearly we did something wrong...
"Why are you in our bed?"
"Well, I-"
"You know, you could have said something over the phone first. We would've said yes."
OK then...
"Well, thanks for pet-sitting 'Shy for us. Did she cause any problems?"
"Uh, none that I can think of." I saw Futashy wink out of the corner of my eye.
"Anything interesting?" Yes, there was-
"It was an alright night. Nothing special happened."
"Well, alright then."
"So, did Twilight get her passing grade from that wizard test?"
"Yep," Twilight suddenly appeared beside me. Her shirt said "Hooray!". She showed me her certificate of proof that she passed her test. It was genuine, that's for sure.
I finally got up. "Well that's great! Did Trixie get jealous of how much you've improved your magic?"
"Oh, yes she did. When she saw me pass my test and get my certificate, her face was deeper than beet red. It was so funny to see! Pinkie took a picture of her like that."
"Anyway," Rainbow interrupted. "Thanks again, Jason. You really saved us there."
"Hey, it's the least I can do."
I proceeded to leave the house after we said our good-byes. Futashy took the longest to say good-bye to since she wouldn't stop hugging me. "Aww... Look's like 'Shy's taking a liking to Jason! How cute," Pinkie said.
"Yeah..." I said, with a "too-faint-to-see" blush on my face. Futashy finally let go and we said good-bye.
"Oh wait, Twilight?"
"Yeah?"
"I saw a book in your library, um, 'The Magic of Pegasi?'"
"Uh-huh?"
"Could I borrow it, just for a little reading?"
"Sure. Hold on.." She snapped her fingers, and the book appeared in her hand. "Here ya go." She handed the book to me. "Thanks."
"No, thank YOU for pet-sitting for us at the last minute."
"Again, no problem. See ya!"
"Bye," everyone else said in unison. I finally left.
Now, who would be next to visit...?
10:00 A.M. Unknown location
"How is he still alive!"
"Well, ma'am, I-"
"I nothing! You were distracted from your mission! You are a failure as a killer pony! Get out of my sight!"
"Yes ma'am..."
...
"So you want to play hard to get? Don't worry, I'll bide my time. I can wait. I don't think your brother will be able to though..."
Holy shit, this took forever. My biggest problem was the lemon scene with me feeling awkward typing it and ending up saving and quitting after only typing a few lines. I'm just glad it's done. If it isn't the best, don't worry, it can only get better from here. (I hope...)
Now, seriously, clean up your keyboard.
R&R!