The Science of Slaying – Issue #10
by
Cilia
(Breaking In or What Willow does when locked out)
Willow barely managed to open her eye for the retinal scanner and then she had to think really hard on what her password for the laboratory was. Her red hair had again taken on Einstein´s classic look and her eyes were bloodshot and red. Dressed in just flip-flops, white short-shorts and a garish green Hawaiian-shirt she was sure she'd stolen of some MIT grad-student. It was a thing of wonder they'd let her on the plane at all.
"Buffy's butt…" she mumbled into the microphone and to her hungovered annoyance the machine bleeped too loudly and angrily at her that password was not accepted due to voice not matching the on file parameters. Further aggravating her already throbbing headache and causing her to whimper in pain.
Still headache aside the string-theory conference had been a blast and a raging success. She'd spent a week putting puffy-shirted know-it-alls in their place and the blow-out beach party at the end had been one for the ages. However she was now paying the piper and she regretted never finishing that hangover cure she'd started on.
"Buffy's butt…" she said a bit louder and again the security system blared at her. Rubbing her pale face she groaned before reaching into her short's pocket and fishing around for her Leatherman Multi-tool.
Grinning in satisfaction at finishing step-one of her plan she started looking through the tools many options. Including some she herself had added to it. As she tried to focus on what needed to be done, her eyebrows furrowed and her tongue poked out the side of her mouth.
"Screwdriver…" she mumbled when finding it and then started on the top left screw on the panel. Now if she'd been less hung-over she'd remember her own anti-tampering measures she'd built into the system.
"What are you doing Dave?" the system asked in a monotone electronic voice and the retinal scanner's electronic eye turned red and there was a crackle of electricity as the panel zapped her.
"Plato's beard!" she cursed jumping back while shaking her stinging hand and then grabbing her head as the Leatherman made way to much noise falling to the floor.
Bending down with loud groan and fighting back the urge to vomit on the welcome mat in front of the lab's door. The mat had been yet another gag gift from Xander and it read; Abandon Hope. Right now Willow was very close to doing that and just going to Buffy's dorm-room.
"I made you," she cursed as she glanced up at the panel by the door. Its red eye staring at her and in her mind it was mocking her. Then she groaned as she only succeeded and kicking the Leatherman further away sending it sliding down the hall.
Getting down on her hands and knees she made her way slowly towards where the Leatherman had come to a stop. Not the most dignified way of doing it she knew, but right now dignity was far from being her main concern.
"Slow and steady Rosenberg… slow and steady…" she kept telling herself until finally she wrapped her fingers around the tool and very slowly got back to her feet. Making it back to the door she propped herself up against it and started going through the tools again.
"Saw… naw would take ages and the door is carbon steel," she muttered to herself and went on down the line of small tools.
"Oh I remember you," she giggled and then regretted making that much noise. Pulling out a small golden cylinder with both a Hazard and a Nuclear warning sign on it from the multi-tool she staggered away from the door and slowly turned around.
"Now how did this work again…" she thought out loud and looking around for a button to press. Finding it a small red button on the cylinder she pressed and an angry red beam shot of out of the tool hitting the steel door with a loud hissing noise.
"Superior firepower!" she exclaimed loudly and started to cut through the lab's carbon steel door. Drawing the red laser in an arch to make her own door. As it near the end of the arch it started sputtering and almost dying out a few times.
"Come on… just a little more… mommy needs to make sure her lab's still in one piece," she pleaded with the tool and it seemed to take pity on her. Finishing her metal cutting she folded the tool back down and stuck it in her shorts.
"Now just to find the right spot…" she said and raised her flip-flopped foot after inspecting the door and gave it a quick swift kick. At first nothing happened, then slowly the slab she'd cut out of the door started falling inward with a low groan of protesting metal. The slab hit the floor with a loud clang and then she slowly made her way through the not quite Willow-sized hole she'd made.
"Why is it so dark? Faith?" she called out and again pulled out her trusty small tool and after some shuffling found the small LED flash light built into it.
Shinning the beam around she saw that everything was in working order, but somebody had turned off the ceiling lights. Shinning the flashlight towards the couch that had been turned away from the door she made her way over. As she got closer she heard snoring, two peopling snoring to be exact.
She didn't know why she started tip-toeing like a thief from a cartoon but she did anyways. Then she slowly peaked over the back of the couch and her eyes went wide. Her first thought was; Aww that's so sweet. The second was; Buffy is going to kill them.
On the couch were Faith and Dawn. They pair was spooning and looking content together with Faith's arm protectively slung over the younger girl and her white lab-coat serving as a their blanket. Turning away from the very cute, but potentially explosive scene she let the two lovebirds rest.
"How did they sleep through all that noise?" she asked herself and went about repairing the door and resetting her password. Once that was done she checked on the two girls crashing on her couch very much in the nude aside from the one sock Faith had on.
"Sleepyheads," she giggled and put a real blanket over them. Sticking a yellow post-it note on the door with the new password she left the lab and made her way to Buffy's dorm-room. Once the door closed Dawn's eyes shot open and she shook Faith's shoulder urgently.
"I think she bought it and we were only supposed to be pretend sleeping," she teasingly scolded the dark Slayer.
"What can I say Dawnie? You wear me out," was the sultry reply as Faith slowly opened her eyes and Dawn looked like a deer in the headlights. She knew that look after a week of being with Faith in the privacy of Willow's lab.
"She… she could come back…" the younger Summers sister stammered as the Dark Slayer started to press against her and then she groaned as felt the now familiar burst of heat and longing.
"Then she can watch," Faith purred and kissed her girl on the neck and then chuckled as she arched into her.
Meanwhile a few floors above the lab Willow slipped her key into the door of Buffy's dorm room and slowly turned it. She did not want to wake the probably still sleeping Slayer, so she tried to sneak in like a sexy cat burglar fresh from a Luau. She only got two steps into the room before she was pounced upon and given a bone crushing hug.
"I missed you!" Buffy exclaimed loudly lifting her Willow up of the floor and speaking way too loudly for the still hung-over scientist.
"Missed you too… too much squeezy and too much noisy…" she managed to grunt out as she felt herself being put down on Buffy's bed.
"Missed you too," she reaffirmed and then saw that Buffy was crawling towards her on the bed with a grin on her pretty face and her hair in two pigtails. It didn't help that she was wearing only gym socks and an oversized 'Dating a Genius' t-shirt. She started by pulling of her girlfriend's flip-flops and throwing them randomly over her shoulder.
"I wanna show you just how much…" the blonde Slayer purred and started tugging at the red-head's white shorts.
"But… I'm all icky and I got a headache and I… oh sweet E equals MC squared…" her protests turned into a long moan as nimble tongue licked up her inner thigh.
"You were saying?" Buffy giggled as she started unbuttoning the Hawaiian-shirt Willow wore. Pulling it open she found no bra and come to think of it she'd not needed to remove any panties either. "Were we bad?" she purred and captured the red-head's left breast in her mouth.
"Skinny dipping… tequila… blurry…" Willow managed to moan out key words as Buffy kissed her way down between the pale red-head's slender legs. Lying on the bed in just a pulled open Hawaiian-shirt Willow looked down between her legs where she saw Buffy's engulfing her sex with her mouth.
"Oh my god it's full of stars," she moaned and arched against the blonde Slayer's mouth and grabbed onto her pigtails. As it turned out Buffy was very glad to have her back and that gave her a major case of the happys.
Author's note: Can the mob please calm down. I've updated lol. Last month I've been moving house and I've been without a working computer and then without internet to upload with. But here you go, hope you enjoyed.