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"We have Vegeta with 32 points, Bulma with 22 points, Goten and Trunks with 20 points, Majin Buu and Mr. Satan with 16 points, Future Trunks, Chichi, Videl, Master Roshi, and Oolong with 15 points, Krillin with 13 points, Goku with 12 points, Piccolo and Launch with 11 point, and Gohan, 18, Maron, Future Gohan, Future Bulma, and Bills with 10 points. Firstly, Goku would you eat this chicken leg? Oh, sorry I forgot you can't eat until next chapter. I guess I will just have to eat it." With that the Announcer set about eating the chicken leg agonizingly slow in front of Goku. After the first bite Goku had slumped to the ground and started crying pitifully. "Why did I get this dare? It's not fair" he whined.
"Gohan, do you like Videl better with her short hair or her long hair?"
"I think she's cute either way. Videl is just Videl, the length of her hair doesn't matter. I did like her long hair though. I liked how it was always in those pigtails and how they would blow in the wind. Her short hair seems to make her face light up a bit more though. So, yeah I just like Videl for Videl, not really her hair."
"Wow, Gohan, that's a really nice thing to say. So you really don't care what I do with my hair?"
"It's your hair, so yeah, you can do whatever you want with it."
"Okay, then I think tomorrow I'll go get these locks shaved off. They are such a pain." At the mention of a bald Videl Gohan's face took on an unpleasant express that he quickly masked with a shaky smile.
"I'm just kidding, Gohan, relax." Videl laughed.
"Goku is it true that Vegeta is a better father than you?"
"I think we're both good fathers." Goku answered simply, leaving it at that. Chichi started at him incredulously.
"That is it? That's all you have to say on the matter? Well, I have a lot to tell the audience on this matter. Goku, does not care one bit about our children's educations. He takes them out to train instead of allowing them to study. He allowed our precious little boy to be taken by Piccolo while he was still partially evil! He practically abandons us every other year! He didn't even meet Goten until he was 7 years old! He does nothing to help support us. I realize that you save the world a lot, Goku, but when it comes to your family you are never dependable. I have to agree that Vegeta is a much better father." Goku started at Chichi hurt.
"Am I really that bad?"
"It's okay, Dad, we're used to it." Gohan offered. Goten just looked away from his father.
"Now we would like for everyone to play Just Dance. Goku and Vegeta are up first!"
"More dancing? This audience sure has a thing for making us look like idiots." Vegeta scoffed. "How do you play this dance game?"
"You have to follow the moves of the character on-screen." Trunks explained, being the little videogame-know-it-all he was.
"Great" Vegeta huffed.
The two Saiyans stood in front of the T.V. while they fought over the song choice. Goku wanted to do "Atomic" by She while Vegeta wanted to do "I'm too Sexy" Right Said Right, because it seemed the lest of other evils. After arguing for a full 5 minutes they agreed on "Mortal Kombat."
The dance began with simple arm stretches but as the beat picked up so did the embarrassment. There were jumps, twirls, and dare Vegeta do it, booty bumps. They had to smack their butts on the beat and then bump to each side. Vegeta was humiliated beyond belief. With a deep scowl and an even deeper flush he handed the Wii remote to Bulma as if it were a snake ready to bite.
"Aw, calm down Sweety. You did great out there. Look you even gained a higher score than Goku." That at least made him feel a bit better. The others performed various different songs like "Double Vision" by 3Oh!3, "Butterfly" by Smile DK, "Gangnam Style" by Psy, and "Breathing" by Jason Derulo.
"Hercule, we have another dare for you." Similarly to last time, the Announcer whispered to Hercule to call Launch weak. Yet again Hercule hesitated but relented to the dare after the Announcer challenged his abilities.
With an air of superiority Hercule trotted over to an Aggressive Launch. "You there, you are a weakling. If anything comes to attack I'll protect you though, so don't you worry."
"So, you think I'm weak? You're gonna protect me you say. Ha! I'll show you weak!" With that Launch pulled out a machine gun from her cleavage and began raining bullets towards.