But I bet you didn't expect to see (?) me this soon! HA! SURPRISE BULK UPDATE!

IN ANY CASE!

From Donatello8696-san to the Princes of Seigaku:

Dear Ryoma,
How can you stand being followed endlessly by the Freshman Trio, Tomoka, and Sakuno (no offense to these characters)? I don't think I'd have that kind of patience.

Echizen R.: Hn. I don't mind being followed by one of them endlessly.

Osakada T.: Ryoma-sama, you're so sweet! You're talking about—

Horio S.: Obviously, he's talking about me, you loud-mouthed fangirl!

Osakada T.: I wasn't talking about you, unibrowed freak!

Horio S.: W-well, I bet Echizen wasn't talking about you!

Osakada T.: I wasn't talking about me, either, genius!

Oishi S.: Then, was he possibly talking about...?

Fuji S.: Saa... That would make sense, wouldn't it?

Kawamura T.: Are we talking about the same guy?

Echizen R.: Who said it was a guy?

Kikumaru E.: HA! So it IS a girl, nya, Ochibi! I bet it's Sa—

Momoshiro T.: It has to be, Sempai! Ah, to be young and in lo—

Kaidoh K.: Let Sempai at least finish her name once! You keep interrupting!

Momoshiro T.: HYPOCRITE! You interrupted ME!

Tezuka K.: Yudan sezu ni ikou!

Inui S.: It wouldn't be illogical to assume that Echizen feels only he can say her name uninterrupted.

Ryuuzaki S.: A-ano, s-so then who is it, Ryoma-kun?

Kikumaru E.: Easy! It's Sa—

Echizen R.: Mada mada dane.

Dear Kaidoh,
Why such a strong rivalry with Momoshiro over a dirty bandana? x)

Kaidoh K.: IT'S NOT DIRTY! IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAN! FFFSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Momoshiro T.: And that's exactly why, Mamushi! That bandana was dirty! You were training so hard that all your sweat drenched it, then you were stupid and kept going without keeping yourself hydrated, so you collapsed and the dirt stuck to the bandana! Not to mention to blood from hitting your head! We were worried; you could've DIED!

Kaidoh K.: I didn't—what?

Momoshiro T.: Yeah! You're shy and people are always afraid of you, so you have to try really hard to make them respect you! But you just have to give them the best you've got! But you have to take care of yourself, too!

Kaidoh K.: You... you were worried?

Momoshiro T.: Well, who am I supposed to compete against if you're disoriented? Everyone else is too weak!

Kaidoh K.: You have to take care of yourself, too! You try too hard! How many times have you overused your muscles and gotten cramps? One day, you're going to pull a muscle!

Momoshiro T.: Well, I'd be more worried about you if I were you!

Kaidoh K.: What was that?

Momoshiro T.: And your bandana really WAS dirty!

Kaidoh K.: It was not!

Momoshiro T.: It was so!

Kaidoh K.: Was NOT!

Momoshiro T.: Was SO!

Kaidoh K.: NOT!

Momoshiro T.: SO!

Dear Momoshiro,
Why do you always try and provoke Kaidoh? Personally, I think most of the arguments you two have are hilarious! xD But why though?

Momoshiro T.: Because this stupid Mamushi and his stupid overactive thinking always jumps to stupid conclusions that I'm trying to pick a stupid fight! And our fights aren't funny; they're serious!

Kaidoh K.: Who're you calling Mamushi, Peach-ass*? All that comes out of your mouth are insults you don't have to think about!

Dear Eiji,
How did the bandage on your face go from your nose to your cheek?

Kikumaru E.: ...because my second older sister told me it "looked cool" when I was starting middle school... And I believed her, nya!

Oishi S.: Really? I thought it was was because you fell when you were horsing around during tennis practice.

Kikumaru E.: Hoi, Oishi-mama, that's how I got cut on my cheek! And then you made me wear a band-aid for about six months, then I got used to having a band-aid there and I keep putting band-aids there because it feels weird if I don't.

Fuji S.: That story's adorable.

Kawamura T.: YOU were that kid? The one I hit in the face with my Burning Serve? Sorry, Eiji!

Kikumaru E.: Eh, no way! That was YOU? Wow, Taka! You had some serious power even back then!

Inui S.: And Tezuka's input upon hearing this story will be...

Tezuka K.: You wouldn't have gotten hit if you didn't let your guard down.

Dear Oishi,
What's with the obsession over meat? xD

Oishi S.: Meat? MEAT? IT'S NOT JUST MEAT, IT'S YAKINIKU! IT'S AN UNDER-APPRECIATED FORM OF ART! THE TEMPERATURE, THE TIMING, THE JUICE, THE TYPE OF MEAT, AND THE ORIGIN OF THE MEAT ALL CONTRIBUTE TO ITS TASTE! IT'S NOT JUST "MEAT"!

Fuji S.: Maa, Syuuichiro, calm down. I'm sure she didn't mean to offend you or your meat.

Kikumaru E.: O-Oishi-mama, she's sorry! CALM DOWN!

Momoshiro T.: SEMPAI, HE'S NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN IF YOU KEEP YELLING!

Kaidoh K.: FFSSSSHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE YELLING, TOO, PEACH-ASS!

Echizen R.: Mada mada dane.

Oishi S.: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, ECHIZEN! THE YAKINIKU HASN'T COOKED ENOUGH YET!

Tezuka K.: ...

Kawamura T.: Fuji, Inui! Do you have any ideas on how we can calm him down?

Fuji S.: Calming down, no. Knocking out, yes.

Inui S.: Sorry, Fuji, you've run my Inui Juice supply dry.

Fuji S.: Hmmm... Maybe we can borrow some poison from Seiichi.

Tezuka K.: Fuji. ...yudan sezu ni ikou.

Dear Kawamura,
Did you still have the Burning Power when you did karate? (I think I read somewhere that you were in karate with Akutsu, but I don't remember.)

Kawamura T.: Yeah, I used to do karate with Jin. But I didn't have my Burning Power yet, haha... I only got that when I joined the tennis club during my first year of middle school.

Momoshiro T.: So you really DID knock out Kikumaru-sempai!

Kawamura T.: Yeaaah... Sorry about that, Eiji.

Kikumaru E.: Don't mind, don't mind!

Dear Inui,
How come your eyes are hidden behind your glasses but Tezuka's aren't? O.o

Inui S.: It's an old technique I came up with when I was on a Doubles team with Renji. In return, he taught me Data Tennis.

Fuji S.: Ah, the Evasion Technique?

Inui S.: Correct. We decided that if we ever were to become serious about tennis and go to the Nationals, which we did, then we would have to find a way to make sure we encountered as few fangirls as possible. Therefore, we concluded that we must hide our eyes.

Kikumaru E.: Hide your eyes?

Inui S.: Yes. If you'll notice, since our eyes are seldom seen, we have a significantly less amount of fangirls than other geniuses whose eyes HAVE been seen. Take Fuji and Tezuka for example.

Momoshiro T.: And you left the ones who couldn't do anything about their eyes to fend for themselves, huh? You're a cruel, twisted man, Sempai.

Dear Tezuka,
Why choose Kaidoh as the next buchou (no complaints here =D)? And I want to request that you SMILE. 8D

Tezuka K.: Because even though Momoshiro's potential as buchou was understandably excelling, his laid-back attitude and friendly demeanor would allow for slacking. Kaidoh would be the best choice, if not the only other option, because he keeps a strict training menu and will not permit liesurely down time.

Momoshiro T.: Ouch, That kinda hurt, Buchou.

Kaidoh K.: Good. Maybe you'll become more serious about your training.

Momoshiro T.: W-who asked you, Mamushi?

Kaidoh K.: Buchou did. And by Buchou, I mean me. 80 laps!

Hmm. Momo and Kaidoh's fight (the first one, at least) reminds me of The Musical Prince of Tennis: Dream Live 1st.

By the way, Peach-ass: momo=peach, shiri=ass. I think Konjiki from Shitenhouji called him this in the OVA episodes... I think. I'm pretty sure.