"Hahah! You can hide, you can run, but Mesa will always find you!" Darth Binks yelled as he sliced and diced his way through a few stormtroopers who were unluckly to get in his path.
Out of breath, Gary and Jeff hid inside a random room within the officer's quarters of the ship. They could hear stormtrooper screams and loud blaster fire from behind the door. Jar Jar sliced and diced his way through the officer quarters, killing anyone who got in his path as he searched for the ones who awoken him.
"Where are we?" Gary asked.
"Hmm... It looks like were inside the...Oh oh, Fuck yes." Jeff replied, turning on the lights to see a rack of weapons.
They both drooled with amazement, looking at all the large and small racks that were filled to the brim with all sort of Imperial weaponry, including some DC-15As collected from the Clone Wars.
"Nice. Nice." Gary whistled, starring at a Imperial pilot calendar that's hanging on the durasteel wall.
"What's up?" Jeff asked. To only turn around to see Gary starring at a picture of a Ryloth female wearing a Imperial Officer's uniform.
"Hot damm! She has a nice rack. Take it." Jeff said.
"Way ahead of you bro."
Meanwhile, Colonel Andrews and his bodyguard continued working around the ship's bridge. Suddenly, they heard a loud bang from behind the blast door.
"Colonel. We've got company."
"Dammit. How many?
"I'm counting... Agh Friek! It's Vader's 501st! They must of found out our plan!" He stated looking over from cover. "How long till the message is sent?" Logan asked.
Colonel Andrews looked back at the main communication console. "Two minutes left. Soon the Rebel forces will be here." Col. Andrews sighed, unholstering his blaster pistol.
The 501st fought valiantly as they slowly moved up through the long hallway towards the main bridge. Two stood behind and gave covering fire as the other two troopers moved in and rushing into the bridge only to dodge more incoming blaster fire. Two troopers tossed in two flashbang grenades into the bridge. Logan heard the clicking ping of grenades hitting the floor. He quickly grabbed Andrews's uniform, pulling him over into cover before the genades exploded in a large flash of bright light.
Lord Vader walked in a determined manner as he made his way toward the bridge. He came across the main elevator, pushed the button, but heard nothing. No noises of the elevator moving or a ping notifying him that the elevator is on it's way.
"Hmm...? Maybe the power is out." He wondered, then heard footsteps echoing from down the hallway. He turned to see a Imperial technician in a red jumpsuit holding a hydrospaner and a toolbox in the other.
"Sorry Lord Vader, the elevator is out. It's currently under repairs right now, but you can use the newly constructed express elevator. It has a nice window view of outer space. You'll love it even more since there's a space battle on right now." The technician pointed out.
Hearing on what the technician said about the space battle happening outside. He quickly rushed inside without saying a word. As the elevator moved up, Darth Vader saw the bright sunlight shining onto the wall making him turn around to see the ongoing space battle between the rebels and his fleet. He watched the ongoing battle, watching the explosions and constant exchange of green and red turbolaser fire. Lord Vader noticed that time wasn't on his side as the elevator stopped at the bridge, but the doors wouldn't open.
"What's wrong with this thing?" Vader complained, hitting the console.
"Why won't the doors open!?" He complained again, smashing the panel with his fist.
The doors opened up in front of Lord Vader. As he took one step, the door automatically slammed shut inches in front of his face. Vader took a few steps back and waited for the door to open after he pressed the door button again. He pressed it again and waited once more for them to open, but nothing happened. Annoyed and angered, Lord Vader turned on his lightsaber only for it to turn off completely once the blade tip touched the door.
"Once I get out of here. I'm going to find the person who ordered these doors to lined with cortosis and break his neck." Vader vowed, slamming his fist on the elevator door. Then heard music crackling through the speakers.
"Never gonna give.. Never gonna give.. Give you up!" A voice sang from the speakers as the song "Never going to give you up" continued to repeat over and over.
"I.. I don't which is worse. Finding out that my love, Padme killed by my Master. Or being stuck in a elevator with doors lined with cortosis. Listenting to a song which may be from hell itself. Could this day get any worse!" Vader cried on the floor.
"Sir! The music is coming from over here!" A muffled voice yelled.
"Well then trooper! Get it open!" Another muffled voice ordered back.
"Blast! It won't open!"
"Blast it open!"
Vader heard the muffled voices through the music. He heard loud blaster fire as the 501st troopers fired their blasters at the stuck elevator door.
"Agh! My leg!" One of the muffled voices screamed.
"Trooper! What is it?" An Imperial Commander asked.
"Blasted door is lined with cortosis! A bolt burned into my leg!"
"Get him some bacta and get that door opened! NOW!" The Commander ordered.
"Sir! One of our fireteams reported they've encountered a Gungan armed with a lightsaber. They've managed to trap him in a escape pod and ejected it. Also, a demon armed with a musical instrument was encountered and swiftly eliminated." A 501st trooper reported.
"Any information on the Doom Slayer or the stormtrooper criminals?" The Commander asked.
"Negative sir. I'll have a team search for them."
"Good. Have them on the lookout just in case." The Commander ordered his subordinate, then turned to the combat engineer who's working on the elevator console panel.
"Any progress?" The Commander asked.
"Yes sir. I've managed to set the door to manual."
"What about the music?" The Commander asked.
"Negative sir. The music runs on a different circuit wire. The same wire that sends power to the bridge." The Combat Engineer replied.
"Fine. Help me get it open." He ordered the engineer.
They both tried to budge it open. Lord Vader heard the slight loud screech of the metal doors. Regaining his resolve, he pushed himself off from the floor and used the force to push the doors open, catching the 501st troopers off guard but surprised to see their Commander. The Stormtrooper commander gave his report to Lord Vader about the current situation and showed him the two captured defectors he wanted alive.
"Commander. Leave me." Vader ordered.
Lord Vader silently walked around both Col. Andrews and the scout trooper. "The Emperor would have you executed if he'd ever found about your crimes against the Empire. You should consider yourself fortunate that I'm more forgiving than him, Colonel." Lord Vader spoke.
"Kill us and be done with it. You've already lost. The Rebel fleet is already winning. By the time you execute us, your ship will already be crashing down onto the surface." Col. Andrews spat while tasting the iron rich blood in his mouth.
"You sure about that? Look again." Lord Vader spoke, moving his hand over, pointing at a new, much more powerful Imperial Fleet exiting out from hyperspace.
"Lord Vader. Admiral Thrawn speaking. I'm picking up a few Rebel ships in orbit. They'll be swiftly destroyed." He replied. "Wait... I'm picking up several thousand ships exiting from hyperspace. No matter. My fleet is fully prepared. If its a last stand they want, they'll get it." Admiral Trawn replied, then speakers went silent and Lord Vader watched the small space battle outside side grow into the largest he'd ever seen.
"Now back to you. I'll give you a deal. Help me destroy the Emperor and his fleet... Admiral. You'll be compensated well for your actions and I'll let the Rebels win and take me into custody after I help our new ally help kill the Emperor." Lord Vader said, rasing his hand down, unlocking the cuffs.
"You would do that?" Admiral Andrews asked.
Silence fell around only to hear the dark lord's heavy breathing as he silently nodded 'yes' once.
"Well then. Let's begin, my Lord." Admiral Andrews replied.
Locked and loaded with DC-15As on their backs, Jeff and Gary walked through the hallway. Jeff signalled halt with his fist, silently ordered Gary to move back up a bit. He peered over from cover to see a few stormtroopers with a blue stripe going down their helmets.
"Fuck! The 501st is here."
"I'm guessing that's a bad thing." Gary suggested.
"Yep. Vader's Iron Fist is here. If they see us, were dead."
"We can take that door and go around them." Gary suggested, pointing at the door.
"Where does it go?"
"It leads into a large empty hangar and that connects into another right next to it. I'd say it's better than going through those asshats."
"Good idea. Let's take it."
Jeff and Gary stealthly crouched walked up toward the door and entered inside. They followed along, finding a small maintence hallway then quickly heard loud heavy metal music echoing up. After the door opened, they both entered inside to see flashing lights and a large group of stormtroopers who are banging their heads while they listened to the heavy metal music in the large dark hangar.
"Aw sweet! Didn't know Mauling Revenger is in town!" Gary excitedly squealed.
"Didn't know you were into heavy metal, Gary." Jeff said.
"Yeah. I've heard the lead guitarist and singer, Maul used to be a sith assassin with a hatred for this jedi who sliced off his legs. He couldn't find him and decided to use his anger to make fantastic heavy metal. A cousin of mine gave me a album for my birthday and after hearing one song I loved it ever sense." Gary explained.
"Cool. We should get our green armored buddy an album." Jeff replied watching the headbanging stormtroopers from the catwalk above.
"Oh yeah, he would love it." Gary replied, opening the side doors leading into a small hangar, then looked inside to see no 501st troopers in sight.
"Aw sweet! Dibs!" Jeff yelled, running up towards Darth Vader's parked TIE Interceptor.
Jeff and Gary stood and starred at the large starfighter. Gary took the initative by climbing onto the starfighter while Jeff watched the massive ongoing space battle between the Rebel Alliance and the Imperial Fleet.
"I have good news and bad news!" Gary yelled out.
"What's the good news?"
"Good news is there is two seats in here for us."
"And the bad?"
"Only for Lord Vader, he left his keys inside." Gary said, tossing a pair of keys up and down.
"Too bad." Jeff said, looking up before climbing into the TIE fighter.
Jeff fiddled with the controls as Gary started playing with the radio to his right. Gary continued playing with the radio, then pressed the button on only to hear nothing playing. A few minutes pass by, then loud boosts of deathstep started blasting from the subwoofers inside the cabin of the TIE fighter.
"Agh! Turn it off! Turn it off!" Jeff yelled.
"Got it! Deathstep? Who the fuck listens to that?" Gary wondered, turning the volume down. "Hmm, didn't think anything was playing." Gary said while played with the radio once more.
"Ready?" Jeff asked, using the control stick to lift the TIE interceptor into the air while holding his fist in the air for a fist bump.
"Fuck Yeah." Gary replied. "Punch it."
Jeff pulled the joystick back, flying the TIE Interceptor out the hangar, speeding towards the planet of Mustufar. Flying through the large space battle to end all space battles as Admiral Thrawn's fleet battled with the largest fleet of the Rebel Alliance over the surface of Mustafar.
"Fuck! This is tense! Get us out here bro!"
"I'm trying!" Jeff yelled.
"I'm bored. How some music?" Gary suggested, turning the radio on.
"Yo! Yo! Yo! This is DJ Trooper brodcasting live upon The Emperor's Hand! We've got Mauling Revenge, Death Troopers, Scout Trooper Group, and many more to come! Damm, I have to say I can hear that massive space battle going on outside and I got the perfect track just for it! Enjoy fellow Metal lovers. Also, Got a new heavily requested song from some guy calling himself the... Doom Slayer? Well, whoever he is I just recieved his list of songs and they are wicked. Playing "Rip and Tear." Enjoy." The Radio DJ spoke.
The loud heavy guitar riffs and smashing drums started up. Pulsating through the TIE Interceptor's onboard subwoofers.
"Damm! He wasn't kidding!" Gary yelled, banging his head up and down.
On the landing pad of the Imperial Base on Mustafar. Two Magma troopers watched the lava as it flowed along the base. One of the troopers looked up toward the dark sky to see the ongoing space battle between the Rebels and the Imperial Navy. He looked down to see the scattered debris of spacefighters from both sides crashing down onto the surface.
"Damm! The Navy is getting their ass kicked!" One trooper stated as he watched a Imperial Star Destroyer crashing down into a large lava lake.
"That's why I never joined the Navy. I'm more a boots on the ground guy." The other trooper said.
"Yeah." The other trooper agreed as he watched the ship burn.
"The fuck? Hey get ready, I just saw something over by that rock."
"What was it?"
"I don't know, I couldn't get a clear sight of it."
"OH SHI-! AAAGGH!" The Magma trooper screamed as the Doom Slayer viscerated him in half with his chainsaw. Then quickly firing two shotgun blasts into the chest of the other with his double barrel shotgun.
The Doom Slayer looked at the massive Imperial base that buzzed with heavy activity. Pulling out his Heavy Machine Gun with the sniper attachment, he kneeled down to survey the base and study their defenses. He quickly became angered as he spotted a group of Hell Knights and a few Cacodemons patrolling around the landing pad with a small sqaud of stormtroopers he's never seen before.
"Welcome to Hell." He quietly snickered, loading a fresh round into the barrel. Smiling as he switched the safety off, hearing the click before sprinting towards the gates of Hell.
