Chapter 10 awkward phone call
Rated M for sexual situations and language
Warning some use of the word FUCK is a lot in the chapter and OH GOD as well lol
Disclaimer thou dose noteh own south park
Chapter 10 awkward phone call
Kyles P.O.V
Hey butters I said
Hey Kyle how are you asked butters?
"I called butters for advice it has been tradition in South Park to come out to butters first when you're gay or BI but Stan knew first"
Not so well I said
Oh whets wrong asked butters
I am bi sexual I said
"Butters paused and was silent for a good 10 minutes I heard another voice and it pissed me off"
WHOS WITH YOU I yelled
Uh red said Kenny
HI Kyle yelled red
Hugh hi red I said
I am over butters cause tiff and me couldn't hold it in and we decided to stay the night said red
So you fucked in front of butters I said
Yep it was on our fucking list another is in front of you and Eric cartman said red
HUH I yelled
Nothing said red
Why cartman don't you hate him I asked
No me and Eric have buried the hatchet plus he has changed a lot said red
Yeah said butters
Ok look don't tell cartman ok I said
I wont said butters
BEEP
Hold on I got another call I said
Hey I am heading to bed said butters
Ok good night I said
"I clicked the phone and bebe was on the line"
I am sorry said bebe
I know about you and Kenny I said
Oh i'm a bitch said bebe
No a cunt I said
I know PLEASE FORGIVE ME yelled bebe
…..is Kenny really that good of a guy I asked
Yes me and him click more better then I thought and I am not going to let him touch me till he earns me said bebe
Did I earn you that night I asked?
Yes because you were a good friend…and only a good friend said bebe
Oh I see I said
And I didn't give you those flowers I don't know who did said bebe
I know you didn't I said
You must hate me said bebe
I don't hate you bebe I am pissed look I need to talk to Stan…maybe we can have lunch one day you Kenny maybe and me I might find someone soon I said
Id like that said bebe
"I hung up the phone and called Stans cell I could tell he butt answered it cause well"
OH GOD OH GOD yelled a voice
"That had to be Wendy"
HARDER OH FUCK ME HARDER yelled Wendy
"I held back laughter"
OW OH SHIT THAT HURT BITCH yelled Stan
"Ok that made me laugh"
OH SHIT Kyle WHAT THE FUCK yelled Stan
OH…AHHHHHHH wow that was great yelled Wendy
I'm glad you 2 had fun I said
Thanks said Stan in a sarcastic tone
I am so sorry I said
Its fine said Wendy my ass is killing me I don't think I will be able to walk for a week said Wendy
You can borrow my butt pad I said
Really thanks said Wendy
Its cool I said
Ha but you might need it soon said Stan
Nah I don't know any gays I said
Hmm said Wendy
What I asked
I know 1 but I promised I wouldn't tell said Wendy
TELL ME I begged
Ok Clyde said Wendy
Ewe I said
Yeah I agree Wendy bebe thought he was an ass and we all hate him I didn't see him as a gay guy said Stan
"Wendy giggled"
Are you sure its Clyde I asked
Yep said Wendy
Ha maybe cartman gay said Stan
Hehe I mean if he was it wouldn't be THAT BAD I said
Uh Wendy you ok and Kyle…. WHO ARE YOU asked Stan
What he has changed a bit I said
Yeah well he hasn't convinced me said Stan
True plus I would have to BE 100% gay to date sir fatass I said
Yeah said Stan
Uh yeah said Wendy
You ok I asked yeah said Wendy
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"I ran down stairs and froze when I opened the door"
Hello chap can me and my other come inside asked pip
PIP YOU DIED I screamed
Yeah well Damien and me are dating and he talked to his father about giving me a 2nd chance and I got it said pip
END OF CHAPTER
End summery
Oh shit Kyle might consider cartman EEEK I feel like a female school girl JUST CALL ME MATILENE lol and what about pip and Damien weird I wonder who the dominate one…(I place my money on pip"
A/N
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