Wow, I haven't updated in a REALLY long time. I would tell you my excuse, but you guys should know it by now. I've decided to not write my newest fanfic, so if you sent in a question, sorry. No one figure out the mistake I had in the last chapter, so no one gets a prize. The mistake was in the date. The date I posted was my birthday. So as of now, I'm currently a number and one month. Yeah, I don't like revealing my real age and my myspace doesn't have it either so don't bother trying. Anyway, here's the new chapter and it's dedicated to my friend, Hpfreak94. Reason why: she just wanted to see Tobi die.
Disclaimer: Okay, so like, I don't like own anything in like this story.
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August 30, 2008.
Dear diary,
OMG! So like yesterday I like finally got rid of Tobi! Like yay! Alright, so like I found out that like Tobi really liked candy. So like I like tricked him to like jump off a cliff and it was like SO fucking hilarious! I like thought I was like going to like die from like laughter. Since Tobi is like gone now, I had like more time to like go shopping which was like great because I needed like a new pair of like shoes, since like the ones I like have now are like so 5 minutes ago. Ugh! Do you have like any idea how like long that is? OMG! My shoes are probably like SO out of fashion! Like OMG! But like the only problem was that like the shoes I wanted costed like a lot, so I decided to like steal some of Kakuzu's money. I mean it's not like he's going to like notice or anything. Besides, if he does like notice, I could always like threaten him with like something. I don't like know yet, but I'll like think of something like later. Besides, thinking like makes my brain like hurt like a lot. Ugh! And I like hate it!
Love,
Itachi, who like needs to think of like a better like death threat.