Edward, this might crush you.
I am a vampire, I cannot be crushed.
I do still love you but there's another.
-Gasp- It's that Jacob Black isn't it! I always knew you fancied him!
No, no, not the dog, he's just an idiot. –Stares into space-
So-so you're going to leave me? We had so much!
I know, Edward, but right now I wish to sound like a soap opera lady.
So Goodbye, my love!
No! Bella! Don't leave me!
Dearest Mr. Banner…
What the h-ot Peppers?
…
Da-rn you Kuran.
I know, It's my job –smirks-
I wish to announce my undying love for you.
Yep, that works.
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Bella stands up in front of the whole class in the middle of biology.
"Dearest Mr. Banner," She says, completely serious. "I love you."
Mr. Banner looks horrified.
Mike Newton raises an eyebrow.
Edward screams.
"Stop being a baby," Bella scolds him and turns back to Mr. Banner. "May I call you Bob?" She asks.
"Uh…"
"So, what do you feel?"
"Uh…"
"You aren't a man of words are you? Well, that's alright, Edward talked too much anyways."
The whole class was silent.
"T-this is insane…" Mr. Banner finally stutters.
Bella grabs onto his arm. "But I love you, Bob."
Mr. Banner slides out of her grasp. He mutters something like "Sexual harassment" and tears out of the room.
"Well?" Bella shrugs. "Edward, you are officially un-dumped. Now bring me a Mountain Dew."
Edward stays frozen for a second before tearing out of the room after Mr. Banner.
"What the f-rench fries." Mike Newton mutters.
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I give credit from this chapter to Anaa-pixie.