Bill: Last time on The Brawl Amazing Race, seven teams travelled to Buenos Aires, Argentina! Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch failed with their Yield.
Mr. Game and Watch: Let's use the Yield.
Luigi: Ness and Olimar?
Mr. Game and Watch: Sure.
They placed Ness and Olimar's photo on the main board, and then added their own on the "Courtesy of…" section.
But, what they didn't know was that Ness and Olimar were already gone, therefore, their Yield was ineffective.
After the teams flew to Mendoza, Ness and Olimar and Peach and Samus both attempted the Fast Forward.
Ness: I'm feeling good about this Fast Forward.
Samus: Yeah. Let's go for the Fast Forward.
As it turned out, Peach earned the Fast Forward for her team…
The challenge organizer looked at Peach.
Suspenseful music played.
Challenge Organizer: 37.99 seconds! *holds up stopwatch*
…and it landed them in first place!
Bill: Peach and Samus, you are team number one!
Ness and Olimar finished well behind everyone else despite starting the leg in first place, and were duly eliminated.
Bill: I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch narrowly avoided last place…
Bill: Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch, you are team number six.
…but were eliminated in a surprise twist: a double-elimination leg.
Bill: … this is a double-elimination leg. Therefore, you have also been eliminated from the race.
Can Sonic and Marth get out of last place and snap their record-breaking streak of mediocrity? Can Jigglypuff and Kirby pick up a third leg victory? And can Peach and Samus stay out in front? Five teams remain, who will be eliminated… next?
*theme music*
Remaining teams:
Ganondorf & Wario
Sonic & Marth
R.O.B. & Mario
Peach & Samus
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Bill: Peach and Samus, who were first to arrive at 6:27 PM, will depart at 6:27 AM.
Peach & Samus
1st to depart, 6:27 AM
Samus: Fly to Bangkok, Thailand, and then drive to Khaosan Road. You have $0 for this leg of the race.
Bill: Teams must now fly over an astonishing seventeen thousand kilometres to Bangkok, Thailand. Once they get there, they must drive to Khaosan Road, where they will find their next clue.
Peach & Samus
Interview before leg
Samus: Our victory in the last leg was such a confidence-booster.
Peach: It's getting down to the business end now!
Samus: One bad move could ruin everything.
Gabrielli International Airport
Peach: How can we get to Bangkok from here?
Attendant: I can get you on TAM to Buenos Aires, and then on to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, then onto an Emirates flight to Dubai, U.A.E., then to Bangkok on Emirates. It leaves at 10:05 AM, and lands in Bangkok at 12:55 AM two days from now.
Samus: Okay! We'll take it!
Ganondorf & Wario
2nd to depart, 6:55 AM
Ganondorf: Fly to Bangkok, Thailand, and then drive to Khaosan Road.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
3rd to depart, 6:58 AM
Kirby: You have $0 for this leg of the race.
In the cars…
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
Wario: Not long to go now.
Ganondorf: That's what she said!
Wario: Whoa!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
A laughtrack played.
Kirby: Where's that laughtrack coming from?
Jigglypuff: I don't know.
The laughtrack played again.
R.O.B. & Mario
4th to depart, 7:02 AM
Mario: Fly to Bangkok, Thailand.
R.O.B.: Okay, let's go!
Sonic & Marth
Last to depart, 7:04 AM
Marth: You have $0 for this leg of the race.
Sonic: We're only last by two minutes.
Marth: Plus, this'll be a long flight. We may have a shot yet. Besides, we're still less than an hour behind the leaders.
Gabrielli International Airport
Ganondorf and Wario were getting their tickets.
Attendant: You can go by a flight on TAM to Buenos Aires which continues on to to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, then onto an Emirates flight to Dubai, U.A.E., and finally to Bangkok on Emirates. It leaves at 10:05 AM, and lands in Bangkok at 12:55 AM in two days' time.
Wario: Okay, we'll take it.
All the other teams then got their tickets, too. Also, due to the fact that all the teams would be boarding the same flight, an alliance was made between two of the teams.
Jigglypuff: So, Mario, we were thinking - perhaps we could become allies for this leg?
R.O.B.: Don't take it, Mario! It may be a trick!
Kirby: But we can keep you in the race!
Mario: Well…
Jigglypuff: It'll help both of us.
Mario: Okay!
R.O.B.: Mario, are you crazy? They'll probably betray you!
Mario: Nah! I have confidence that they won't!
Soon, the flight took off.
Bill: All five teams are on the same flight to Bangkok, Thailand, by way of interchanges in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Sao Paulo, Brazil, and Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
Two days later, the plane landed.
Ganondorf and Wario were out first.
Ganondorf: Okay! Let's get in the car!
The screen showed all the teams driving to Khaosan Road.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 2nd Place
Peach & Samus
Currently in 3rd Place
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
Sonic & Marth
Currently in Last Place
The camera then focused on Sonic and Marth.
Marth: Last place. Well, it can only get better from here.
Just then, a police car came up to them.
Policeman: You're under arrest for drug smuggling!
Sonic: Drug smuggling? But we didn't…
Policeman: You're coming with me!
Marth: But we didn't…
They were handcuffed.
In the police car…
Sonic: But how could they think that we…
Marth: The stickers! Of course! We look like regular humans to most people, so our human forms must look like two people who smuggled drugs!
Sonic: Oh, my God! How suckish can things get?
Khaosan Road
Ganondorf and Wario were first to the cluebox.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Wario: Battle! Get ready to go crazy!
Bill: Battle! Battle challenges are challenges where both team members fight against a boss. If the team defeats the boss, the attendant will give them their next clue. If the team fails to defeat the boss, the team will be given a one-hour penalty. If either or both of the team members are still unconscious after one hour, the attendant will inject whoever is still unconscious with a chemical to restore their consciousness. Once the penalty is served, the team will receive their next clue. In this Battle, teams will fight Crazy Hand.
Crazy Hand stepped forward.
Ganondorf opened with Dark Dive.
Wario used his dash attack.
Crazy Hand used Rocket Drill.
Ganondorf: 13% damage
Wario: 0% damage
Crazy Hand: 93% HP remaining
R.O.B. and Mario then turned up.
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 2nd Place
Mario: Battle! Get ready to go crazy!
Attendant: I'm sorry, but you must wait until this fight is over.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 3rd Place
Peach: It's a battle.
However, they too were turned back by the attendant.
Meanwhile, Ganondorf and Wario were still fighting.
Ganondorf used his side-smash.
Wario used Wario Bike.
Crazy Hand grabbed Wario, doing damage to him.
Ganondorf: 35% damage
Wario: 22% damage
Crazy Hand: 77% HP remaining
Ganondorf attacked with his down-smash, while Wario used his side-aerial.
Crazy Hand used Sweep, electrocuting both Ganondorf and Wario.
Ganondorf: 46% damage
Wario: 31% damage
Crazy Hand: 69% HP remaining
Soon…
Ganondorf: 105% damage
Wario: KO'd
Crazy Hand: 13% HP remaining
Ganondorf: There's only one option. I have no choice.
Ganondorf got ready for Warlock Punch.
Ganondorf: WARLOCK PUUUUNCH!
Ganondorf: 105% damage
Wario: KO'd
Crazy Hand: KO'd
Attendant: Well done! Here's your next clue.
After Wario was revived, Ganondorf and Wario opened the envelope.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Wario: Drive to the Temple of Dawn. Warning: Yield Ahead.
Bill: Teams must now drive to the Temple of Dawn. There is a Yield there.
R.O.B. and Mario were next up, and duly defeated Crazy Hand.
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 2nd Place
Mario: Warning: Yield Ahead.
R.O.B.: At least we've already been yielded.
Mario: You do realize that doesn't protect us from getting yielded?
Peach and Samus entered the battle.
Meanwhile, in the police station…
Marth: But we didn't do anything illegal!
Police officer: I have solid evidence.
Sonic: Okay then, search our car.
Police officer: I'll search your backpacks first!
Sonic: (to Marth) Crap! Surely, he has to discover the you-know-what!
Marth: I know! We're screwed if he does!
The police officer pulled out a magazine.
Sonic: No! Not that!
It was a Playboy magazine.
The police officer was distracted by the Playboy magazine.
Marth: Great. Now he's stalling.
Sonic: Our luck couldn't be any crappier.
Khaosan Road
Peach: KO'd
Samus: 148% damage
Crazy Hand: 2% HP remaining
It all came down to the missile shot by Samus.
Samus shot the missile.
The camera zoomed in on the missile as it flew.
It missed Crazy Hand by about fifteen centimeters.
Samus: [CENSOR SOUND]! No way!
Crazy Hand KO'd Samus after that, giving Peach and Samus a one-hour penalty.
Jigglypuff and Kirby were next up.
Jigglypuff opened the battle with Rollout.
Kirby used Vulcan Jab.
Crazy Hand fired back Laser.
Jigglypuff: 4% damage
Kirby: 5% damage
Crazy Hand: 95% HP remaining
Temple of Dawn
Wario: Well, we can't Yield, as we've already used it.
Ganondorf: Never mind that, there's the cluebox.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Wario: Choose the correct plate containing 108 beads.
Bill: Teams will now have to choose a plate with beads on it, then drop one bead each into a set of 108 jugs set before them. If there are not exactly 108 beads, they have to repeat this. There are 35 plates and only seven correct ones, so the odds are slim that they'll get it right.
Wario: Okay, let's try the one right at the end.
Khaosan Road
Jigglypuff and Kirby had successfully KO'd Crazy Hand.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
Kirby: Temple of Dawn. Okay!
Jigglypuff: We'd better hurry!
Temple of Dawn
R.O.B. and Mario had just made it here. Having, already used their Yield, they couldn't use this one.
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 2nd Place
Mario: Choose the correct plate containing 108 beads.
Meanwhile, inside, Ganondorf and Wario were putting the beads into the jugs.
They were now almost done.
Wario: Just a few more left!
Incredibly, they had gotten it right on their first go!
Ganondorf: Yes! We got it!
They received their clue.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Wario: Drive to the Prang Sam Yot at Lopburi.
Bill: Teams must now drive approximately 120 kilometres to Prang Sam Yot in Lopburi, where they will find their next clue.
Police station
Police officer: Wow, that was a good magazine! Now, I'll search your backpacks!
Sonic: Finally!
Police officer: What?
Marth: Never mind. Carry on, sir.
Temple of Dawn
R.O.B. and Mario were now attempting theirs.
R.O.B.: There are certainly a lot of beads here.
Mario: You're the beady one.
R.O.B.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Mario: Never mind. Forget it.
Jigglypuff and Kirby got to the temple just then.
Jigglypuff: Shall we yield?
Kirby: Yeah!
Jigglypuff: Okay, who do we yield?
Kirby: Peach and Samus?
Jigglypuff: Okay, let's yield them!
Jigglypuff and Kirby stuck Peach and Samus's photo in the "Yielded" section and their own in the "Courtesy of…" section.
Jigglypuff: Ha! Total ownage!
Kirby: They'll never believe it!
Jigglypuff: And, we're on fire!
Kirby: I hope not literally.
Jigglypuff: Never mind about that! I packed water spritzers!
Kirby: Anyway, now for the clue.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
Kirby: Choose the correct plate containing 108 beads.
Jigglypuff: Sounds tough.
Kirby: Forget about that! Let's do it!
Incredibly, on their first attempt…
Kirby: …and that's it! We got it exact, on the first try, too!
Jigglypuff: Awesome!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
Kirby: Drive to Prang Sam Yot at Lopburi.
Jigglypuff: Okay! Let's go!
Police station
The police officer had just finished searching their car.
Police officer: I see no drug traces. You're free to go.
Marth: Yes!
Police officer: But first…
He changed the radio station in the police car.
Radio: I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it's free…
Marth: AGGGH! IT'S LADY GAGA! Let's get back into our car! We've been acquitted, anyway!
About twenty minutes later…
Khaosan Road
Sonic and Marth got there and entered the battle against Crazy Hand.
Peach and Samus's time penalty ran out, and they received their next clue.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 4th Place
Peach: Drive to the Temple of Dawn.
Temple of Dawn
R.O.B. and Mario were really struggling.
Mario: We've been here for at least an hour.
R.O.B.: Now, we're on our fourth attempt.
Mario: This is just ridiculous.
R.O.B.: It doesn't help that you have to drop them in one by one.
Khaosan Road
Sonic and Marth had just beaten Crazy Hand.
Attendant: Well done! Here's your next clue.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in Last Place
Marth: …Temple of Dawn. Okay, let's move!
Temple of Dawn
Upon arrival, Peach and Samus realized that they'd been yielded.
Samus: We got yielded.
Peach: Is this the last yield of the race?
Samus: Yes.
Peach: Crap! Why is it that, whenever we come this close and are in good form, something suckish happens?
A few minutes later, Sonic and Marth came by.
Sonic: Hey, Peach and Samus got yielded!
Marth: So long, suckers! *flashes loser-sign*
Sonic & Marth
Currently in Last Place
Marth: Choose the correct plate containing 108 beads.
Meanwhile, inside…
R.O.B. and Mario had failed yet again.
R.O.B.: What's the time now?
Mario: *checks watch* About 3 AM.
R.O.B.: And at what time did we start this task?
Mario: At about 1:35 AM.
R.O.B.: So, we've basically been here for about an hour and a half?
Mario: Yep!
R.O.B.: This is all YOUR fault!
Mario: MY fault? You're the one who said "Choose the sixth plate from the left, because it's awesome!"
R.O.B.: Are you accusing me of something?
Mario: You accused me of something first!
Prang Sam Yot
Ganondorf and Wario had gotten to Prang Sam Yot and took their clue.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Detour: Bowl of Bugs or Barrel of Monkeys.
Bill: A detour is a choice between two tasks! In this detour: Bowl of Bugs or Barrel of Monkeys!
In Bowl of Bugs, teams must travel five kilometres to a town just outside of Lopburi and go to a nearby restaurant. Once there, they must each eat a bowl of fried crickets and grasshoppers. Once completed, that team will receive their next clue.
In Barrel of Monkeys, teams must make a ceremonial feast for monkeys here at Prang Sam Yot. Once the challenge organizer is satisfied, they will receive their next clue.
Ganondorf: Let's do Barrel of Monkeys.
Temple of Dawn
Sonic and Marth were almost done with their row.
Sonic: Yes! This plate works!
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: Drive to Prang Sam Yot.
However, R.O.B. and Mario were still struggling.
R.O.B.: Two hours?
Mario: Two hours.
R.O.B.: How many have we tried?
Mario: Ten plates.
R.O.B.: Mario, by any chance, did you walk under a ladder today?
Mario: Do you really believe in that stuff?
R.O.B.: Never mind. Let's keep going.
Prang Sam Yot
Ganondorf: This is harder than it looks!
Wario: It's much harder to set the items in place than you'd think.
Just then, Jigglypuff and Kirby made it there.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
Kirby: Detour.
Jigglypuff: Let's do Barrel of Monkeys.
About twenty minutes later…
Ganondorf: Is this good enough?
Challenge Organizer: Yes, it is.
Ganondorf and Wario received their next clue.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Wario: Drive to your next pit stop, the Marble Temple in Bangkok. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Bill: Teams must now drive back to Bangkok and go to the Marble Temple, the tenth pit stop in a race around the world. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Temple of Dawn
Mario: It's now 4 AM.
R.O.B.: We're gonna be eliminated.
Mario: Not necessarily. Peach and Samus got yielded, remember?
Peach and Samus entered.
R.O.B.: You were saying?
Mario was absolutely livid.
Prang Sam Yot
Kirby: Jigglypuff, what are you doing?
Jigglypuff was walking around with a one of the plates for the challenge hooked on her ear.
Kirby: Jigglypuff! Focus!
Jigglypuff: But Kirby! This is so much fun!
Kirby: I don't care if it makes you the queen of the world!
Jigglypuff: Spleen.
Kirby: What?
Jigglypuff: Spleen is a funny word!
Kirby: You're right, it certainly is. Now, let's keep going!
Temple of Dawn
Mario: Great. We're gonna be passed by a team who got yielded.
Peach: Yes! This one works! Exactly 108!
Peach and Samus got their next clue.
R.O.B.: What the hell!
Peach & Samus
Currently in 4th Place
Peach: Drive to Prang Sam Yot.
Mario checked his watch again. It was now 4:16 AM.
Mario: Two and a half [censor sound]ing hours. What a joke.
Prang Sam Yot
Jigglypuff and Kirby had just finished.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
Kirby: Drive to… …the Marble Temple in Bangkok. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Jigglypuff: Let's go!
The screen then showed Peach and Samus making their way to Prang Sam Yot.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 4th Place
Samus: We're so close now. One million dollars is so near!
Peach: Hey Samus, if we win, what'll you do with the million bucks?
Samus: You go first.
Peach: I'll buy two or three new big-name cars, all in bright pink, of course, some jewelry for myself, and some high-end clothing and perfumes. Other than that, I'm not too sure for the remainder of the money. What about you, Samus?
Samus: Almost the same thing…
Peach: Really?
Samus: What? Can't I embrace my feminine side?
Peach: Well, okay…
Samus: Nah, you're partly right. Some of the sutff I get will be more like what I'm associated with. But still, is it so wrong for a bounty hunter like me to be more in touch with my feminine side?
Peach: Well…
Temple of Dawn
It was now three hours since R.O.B. and Mario had started.
Mario: This is retarded.
R.O.B.: Here's plate number sixteen.
After trying that, it also didn't work.
Mario: How long do we need to do this godforsaken challenge?
About ten minutes later…
Mario: This one works!
R.O.B.: God damn it! Finally!
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in Last Place
After reading the clue, they were off.
In the car…
Mario: That challenge was absurd.
R.O.B.: We're now a lock for elimination.
Prang Sam Yot
Marth: There's the cluebox!
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: Detour: Bowl of Bugs or Barrel of Monkeys.
Sonic: Bowl of Bugs.
Marth: Are you sure?
Sonic: Absolutely.
Marble Temple
The screen cut to the backdrop, then to Bill standing on the mat.
It then showed Ganondorf and Wario emerging from it.
Ganondorf and Wario hurried to the mat.
Bill: Ganondorf and Wario, you are team number one!
Ganondorf & Wario
1st Place
Wario: Yes!
Bill: And I have some good news for you. As the winners of this leg of the race, you have each won a week's stay in Onett, all expenses paid.
Ganondorf: We're so close now!
Wario: I can feel it - we might just win this whole thing!
Bill: And, it was a really dominant performance to boot - you two never relinquished the lead after coming out of the airport first.
Detour
Sonic & Marth
On Bowl of Bugs
Sonic and Marth had just finished.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: Drive to your next pit stop, the Marble Temple in Bangkok. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Sonic: Let's go!
Marth: Hey Sonic, how'd you finish so quickly?
Sonic: I'm a hedgehog, remember?
Soon after, Peach and Samus got to the cluebox.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 4th Place
Samus: Detour.
Peach: Bowl of Bugs?
Samus: Are you sure? This isn't like you!
Peach: I'm sure!
Samus: Are you okay?
Peach: Yes, why?
Samus: Nothing. It's just that you can be a little…
Peach: Picky?
Samus: Nah, I'd say wimpy.
Peach slapped Samus's right cheek.
Soon…
Peach & Samus
On Bowl of Bugs
Samus: This is just about the worst thing ever. How come you can tolerate this crap?
Peach: The castle chefs have made far worse. Oh, and did I tell you about the time I went to Cappy Town? Chef Kawasaki is terrible!
Marble Temple
Jigglypuff and Kirby arrived at the mat.
Bill: Jigglypuff and Kirby, you are team number two.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
2nd Place
Meanwhile, back at Prang Sam Yot…
Peach & Samus
On Bowl of Bugs
Samus: Ugh, this is gross beyond my wildest dreams!
Five minutes later, Peach was done.
Peach: Come on, Samus! Not long to go now!
In about ten minutes…
Samus: Yes! Done!
They got their clue.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 4th Place
Samus: The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Peach: Let's go!
Meanwhile, in one of the other cars…
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: If this is an elimination leg, we'll be in the final four.
Sonic: I'm not even a Nintendo character, so this is huge for me.
Marth: Still, we're certain of a spot in the last four.
Sonic: Yeah.
Prang Sam Yot
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in Last Place
Mario: Detour.
R.O.B.: What should we do?
Mario: How about Barrel of Monkeys?
R.O.B.: Okay.
About 45 minutes later, Sonic and Marth exited their car at the pit stop.
They hurried to the mat.
Bill: Sonic and Marth, you are team number three.
Sonic & Marth
3rd Place
Marth: Well, it's a decent result.
Bill: This is actually your best result to date, and it had to be, or else you guys could've been eliminated.
Marth: Who'd have thought it'd take this long for us to make the top three?
Sonic: Still, we have a shot at winning this whole thing!
Bill: You do realize, if this is an elimination leg, and if the team who I think will come in last gets eliminated, you'll be the only team left not to have won a leg yet?
Sonic: The other teams can have all the other legs for all I care, as long as we get the final leg and the million dollars!
Later…
Bill: Peach and Samus, you are team number four.
Peach & Samus
4th Place
Peach: Yeah!
Bill: You've turned out to be the surprise package of this race. Do you think you can ride the wave and bring it home?
Peach: Bring the wave home? What do you mean by that?
Bill: *facepalm*
And eventually, R.O.B. and Mario walked despondently to the pit stop mat.
Bill: R.O.B. and Mario, you are the last team to arrive.
R.O.B. & Mario
Last Place
Mario: I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race. Any final opinions on your partner and/or the race?
R.O.B.: It's been absolutely awesome, and though we didn't win, hey, fifth place is great.
Mario: In your face, Luigi! Woo! We were fifth and you were sixth! Yes!
Finish Times:
Ganondorf and Wario: 5:33 AM
Jigglypuff and Kirby: 5:59 AM
Sonic and Marth: 7:02 AM
Peach and Samus: 7:45 AM
R.O.B. and Mario: 8:42 AM (Eliminated)
Next time on the Brawl Amazing Race:
Teams face probably their toughest battle yet!
And, one team "chalks" it up at the Fast Forward!
Don't miss it!