MM's disclaimer: I don't own One Piece but I do however own…….oh wait I don't own that either………damn!
So I'm not dead…..goody! Not in the best of moods right now, what with my life falling apart but I'll always have time for this. Don't you think my fighting spirit is awesome Zoro?
Zoro: Sure….why not?
MM: Well you didn't have to be sarcastic.
First off, I'd like to begin with……..
THE EVIL TAKONO: hi zoro! ^^
you may or may not have heard of me, but im your worst nightmare xD nah, im joking, im just that annoying. though my twin, rokuu, likes you.
Rokuu: hi! :)
Takono: anyway, onto the questions...
1. let's say i had to make you go out with a redhead (RED NOT ORANGE) whos half dragon, half vampire, half human, has pointed ears and knows telepathy, and can crystalize things. she's really shy, has purple eyes and hates sanji. she's almost goth but you'd LOVE HER! would you go out with her?
Rokuu: if you didnt, would you go out with me? :3
Takono: calm down, sis xD
2. did you know youre one of my best friends' brother?
3. hey, can i dye your hair pink? i can? thanks! (dyes it) XD
Zoro: I've heard of you before…..unfortunately.
MM: Hey, I've heard of you too! Fortunately! Yay!
Zoro: 1) I don't really care much for the whole dating scene. Redheads (even if it is actually red) aren't appealing and the vampire thing just makes me wanna puke!
MM: That's Zoro speak for 'I'd Bed her.'
Zoro: What? No it isn't!
2) Sure I am. Maybe in your best friend's brother's gay dreams.
3) Hey you didn't even let me say fuck no! Great, now my hair's pink.
MM: It actually really suits you!
Zoro: Oh god, SHUT UP!
MM: My, my, wasn't that fun? I bet the next deep fried batch of questions will be even more fun!
archsage328: thanks once again. here are some more for u:
1. wat would it have been like if wiper joined the crew?
2. how would u rate kaku as a swordsman?
3. would u be able to resist boa hancock the way luffy did?
4. who would u say is the crew's best tactian in battle situations?
Zoro: 1) Well Luffy would probably have a million more bumps on his head if wiper joined.
2) He can piss me off beyond belief! But as a swordsman he's alright but he shouldn't quit his day job.
3) Yes, she's another annoying woman.
4) Maybe Nami or Robin. Women actually seem to have a sense for tactics.
MM: Those were really sensible questions! Cool but maybe we should loosen up eh?
Impact55: This has truely a brillant idea and my question is, if i may mr zoro, how did a man of your stature and abilities get captured by this girl? If possible i'd like to hear the story.
Zoro: Well I'm not too sure actually. I was either drugged half the time or unconscious.
MM: I guess I'd better answer this. Zoro was guarding the ship and he fell asleep giving me the perfect chance to kidnap him. He woke up in a metal cage a few hours later not too far from his ship so I had to drug him from tearing it apart, I took his swords and made him watch his crew sail off without him. And now he's answering questions like a good little boy!
Hehe……nice story. Next buncha questions?
Uchihaskitlez: Uh... Hi. I has questions. (Please don't think I'm crazy!)
1) If your hair was any other color, what would it be?
2) What do you think about Kaku?
3) Do you know about any other people from other animes such as Naruto?
4) Can your hair get any shorter?
5) What island were you born on?
6) You are stranded on a deserted island and you can't go back to where you came from. You can only have two people on the island with you and five things. What are they?
That's all for now!
Zoro: 1) Something normal like black, brown or blue.
2) He's annoying and talks like an old geezer – What is there to think?
3) I've heard about them but they aren't as cool as me.
4) I could be bald.
5) I don't know where it is…..but if I saw it I'd know…..
MM: His sense of direction still sucks. He can't even remember what it's called!
6) Robin and Chopper and the things would be my swords, food, water, things for shelter and grog.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's……MORE QUESTIONS MAN/WOMAN!
Shuji Nonohana: Heh... Zoro-sama, you're pretty tough, even when held in captivity. I found a whole load of questions for you.
1) I fell off a cliff. Can I use swords to climb up?
2) Zoro. Which number do you like more, 0, 100, or 1?
3) Last, I want you to answer: I will choose three enemies and three from the strawhat crew. I want you to choose who will fight who and why.
Bartholomew Kuma, Admiral Kizaru, and Kurohige.
Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, and Brook.
Zoro: 1) If you want to run 2 perfectly good swords, go ahead.
2) 1
3) I think Brook fighting Zizaru, Luffy fighting Kurohige and me fighting Kuma.
MM: The final question……Is it over already? That's what she said!
Zoro:……Oh my god….your jokes suck!
Julia: Hi Zoro I thi- no i know that you does drugs!
If you had to look like someone else in the crew, anyone of the males (..yes that includes both sanji and usopp, franky, choppa, brook, luffy, all of them.. Okay i bet each of 'em have a penis so all of them are bodily guys) then who would you choose?
I like snails.
Zoro: I can assure you I do not do drugs.
MM: Hey, I found that stash of pot you were after!
Zoro:……….1) I guess I'd look like Luffy I mean, It's not likme he's ugly or anything.
MM: Would you kiss him?
Zoro: * Starts beating hi own head against the cage*
MM: Wow, that was more fun than I had hoped! Keep your questions coming, we love to hear from you all. Bye for now, not forever!