"Zero, come sit down." My father said. He was sitting in the family room, casually laying on the couch, as usual. But the television was off and my mother was out at the supermarket. He had a serious look on his face. Oh shit. What the hell did I do?
"Ichiru did it." I deadpanned.
"What?" he paused then smirked. "Nice to know you're always willing to take one for the team, but no, you're not in trouble."
"Oh. Then why are you talking to me?"
He sweatdropped. "Am I only allowed to talk to you when you're in trouble?"
I nodded slowly. He stared at me like I was stupid. But seriously, why else would you want to talk to your kid? To like have a conversation with them? Uh, yeah no. Parents are so stupid.
"I wanna talk to you."
I sat down and looked at him suspicously.
"Zero, I have advice for you that you will need for your entire life."
I tried to make a break for it there, I swear I did, but he grabbed me by my collar and yanked me back down to the couch.
"Please dad,-"
"SO ANYWAY," he talked over me "A girl." he finished.
"A girl?"
"When she's extra nice, when decides not to yell at you for whatever or decides to give you-"
"Dad." I said warningly, before he said anything that would scare me for life.
"You know what I mean, Zero" my dad winked.
"Shouldn't Ichiru be here too?"
"He's way ahead of you."
I glared at him, even though it was true. Like I told you, he loved himself, and wanted to "share his sexiness" with others less fortunate. I don't know, ask him.
"Anyway, when a girl shows those warning signs, run."
"Why?"
"It means they want something." He looked at me, as if urging me to understand.
"Like what? Expensive things?"
"Exactly." he replied. He looked solem, as if he regretted something he did long ago.
"Did mom do this to you?" I asked, curious.
"Yeah, I regret it too."
"For what? What did she want?"
"Kids"
"I love you too, dad."
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