The '#21. Mischief and # 14. Closet' trilogy.
aka the tricky Author's evil inner twin has awakened. I'm officially 26 years-old-and-17-days older and naughtier. Run for your liiiife!
Special thanks to MegTao, Caytlyn Rose and neoqueenserena for her beta/review/feedback help on this at the UsakoMamoru LJ community. Oh, and to MegTao and Caytlyn Rose for their drabbles too :) .
Part I.
# 16. Behind the blue curtain
Warning: innuendo party. Features actual sweat, grunting noises, full lenght mirrors, and lots of tactile action. And mention of various fluids. (YET it's not M-rated. Go me!)
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She had whirled around him, her long skirt rising gracefully. The upper part of the dress was cut to show her figure, but not so tight to reach indecency, with the back zipper concealed by Greek-style folds and a satin sash running along the hem and just below her breasts.
She had blushed under his appreciating gaze and hugged him enthusiastically. Then she had gone back into the fitting room and a few moments later she had called him...
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He called himself fool for not remembering yesterday had been that time of the month... ( AN: not what you might think >3)
"It's stuck Usako."
'We are' he corrected mentally. He had been doomed since she had lured him inside for help.
"You're kidding me."
"If only we had something to lubricate it..."
"Lubri... what?"
"Something to make it slick. Soap, oil, paraffine... that kind of things"
Of course none of the aforementioned items was available there and then, as she pointed out to him.
"Always the observant one..." he teased.
"Oh brain almighty, so why didn't you think about taking some equipment?"
"Excuse me, how could I imagine there would be need for it in a changing room"
"There would be an alternative..."
Expectant stare
"Saliva."
"Don't you DARE!"
Sigh.
"Allright. Give me some more time."
She was so not in the mood for --it-- now...
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AN: la la la laaaa... cliffie!
Lils, I DARE you to review this :D .
P.S. 06-17-06: thanks to Kara-chan for pointing out the missing letter (argh! My Italian set up Word spell-check is a pest )