A/N: Please let me reiterate that they're OoC, and that this is AU, and yaoi/slash

Tritter was done talking to House's team when Wilson walked in talking about coins or something. Tritter didn't listen to the cute oncologist, he was too busy picturing destroying the doctor's clothing. However, just as Triter was about to grab the doctor, Wilson's pager went off. He looked at the pager and ran out the door. Tritter followed the young doctor only to see him run into House's office. Tritter heard the door lock and Wilson laughing. Tritter's heart began to break. So he pulled out a twinkie and summoned Vogler to come and kill the old doctor! The portly man busted down the door and ate House causing the adorable oncologist to break down in tears. Tritter took this to his advantage and kidnapped Wilson laughing, like a mad man. Vogler was left eating House with no cuddly Wilson as an award! TT