Ok, back to challenge mode! Just an fyi...
Chris McLean once again stand on the Dock of Shame. "Last time on Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa...campers were forced to jump from a 50 ft cliff,*shows Tonia jumping from cliff*some chickened out *shows Deacon,Bliss and Lauren going down escalator*, and then had to go on a very sandy scavenger hunt.*shows both teams digging for their 'treasures'* Ultimately, the Killer Apes won and Thunder was sent home.*shows KA's celebrating and then Thunder leaving* "What will happen today? Who will win? Who will go home? Find out, right here, on Total. Drama. Return to Wawanakwa!"(I love my intros)
*theme song plays*
Chris McLean once again holds the button on his blow horn, awakening the campers. Once they were all outside, Chris began to explain the challenge. "Mornin campers! Today's challenge will start after breakfast. Now go get pretty, you look a mess. Heh heh." he walked away. Ok, maybe he didn't really explain anything...
*breakfast*
This is what happened throughout breakfast: Mickey, Trixie, Lauren and Bliss were having a glare-a-thon, Deacon was flirting with Tonia, John was talking to Maddie about the Beatles, Kelvin, Ren and Eyrik were simply sitting there(oh hell no are they eating Chef's slop) Jada was talking to Rain about how awful the food is, Jason was trying to make a conversation with Kylie, Brooke was finishing up her romance novel, Jeremiah was talking to Troy and eating an apple, Danny was talking to Orion about random stuff, and Chef was grumbling about how ungrateful the teens were when they threw his 'food' away.(that was a long ass sentence)When breakfast was almost finished, Chris entered with a few interns.
"Hello again campers! Today, we are gonna do the ultimate fear factor. Heh heh. I hope you guys are ready. Lets go." The campers followed him back to the cabins. "I want each team to pick a person to go first. 1 minute starting...now." after a minute..."Times up! Killer Apes won the last challenge, they go first. Who'd you pick?"
"Me." Jada walked forward.
"Good. Worst fear?" Jada blushed and looked down.
"*sigh* Uncle Sam posters..." some of the Screaming Emus(you know who) burst into laughter, so did Jason. "What? He's always pointing and saying, 'I want you.' what the heck man! It's freakin creepy!" Chris nodded and snapped his fingers. An intern passed him a huge poster. He unrolled it to reveal...Uncle Sam.
"All you have to do is kiss the poster. Thats all Jaders. And to make matters worse...you have 20 seconds. Go!" she walked up to the poster. 17 seconds. She gulped and began to sweat a bit. 15 seconds.
"Come on Jaders!" Trixie shouted. Jada stopped.
"STOP POINTING AT ME!" she screamed. 10 seconds.
"Jada, if that poster hurts you, I'll kill it. Trust me!" Mickey shouted. "HURRY UP!" 3 seconds. Jada gulped and kissed it. 1 second.
"And Killer Apes get the point!" Chris cheered. The KA's high-fived Jada. Jada ripped up the poster.
"Screw Uncle Sam!" she shouted. Her friends laughed, even Ren and Kelvin chuckled a bit. The SE's groaned.
"Ok Screaming Emu's, who's up?"
"I am." Troy walked up to him
"Fear?"
"Ducks." more chuckles. He said nothing to back up his fear. Chris nodded.
"Oh Chef!" Chef came over with a crate. He opened it and a duck came out. Troy stepped back. "To get a point, all you must do is get the duck back into the crate, since this little guy can fly, I'm giving you an hour. Come to me in an hour with the duck in the crate and you win. Go!" he was tossed the crate and he began his duck hunting.
"Moving on." Chris said. "Oh and, this is gonna be a special one. Heh heh. Mickey and Tonia, step forward." they did so. "You 2 are afraid of small spaces, am I right?" they nodded. "Good. You two will be competing against each other. Whoever can stay in the space longer gets the win. Chef!" Chef pulled 2 little boxes that are big enough to fill a person each.
"I'm not going in there." Mickey said.
"Does this mean I win?" Tonia asked. Chris stomped his foot.
"No! You are going to battle it out! The one who begs the most and has to be released by my intern loses. Get in." Tonia and Annalisia shook their heads.
"I'm not going in there." Mickey repeated. Tonia shook her head. Deacon walked up to Tonia.
"You can do it Tonia. Do it for the team." Tonia looked nervous. But nodded. Mickey shook her head more vigorously. She looked truely scared. Trixie whispered something in Kelvin's ear. He nodded. Tonia walked into the box, but they didn't close the door. Kelvin picked up Mickey and carried her to the box.
"No, no, please Kelvin put me down, don't make me go in there Kelvin please!" she begged. He pushed her in but she jumped out, finally, he got her in and closed the door. The intern did the same for Tonia. Both were locked
"KELVIN YOU BASTARD!" Mickey screamed. Chris shook his head.
"Language. Now, Jorge(his intern), whoever begs most let them free, then tell me who won." Jorge nodded. The rest moved on. "Ok, who's next?" Chris asked looking at the Screaming Emu's. Maddie jumped up.
"Oh me! Me, I'm afraid of...bugs..." she looked around suspiciously. Chris nodded. He had something behind his back.
"I see, you mean like...this-?" he pulled out a giant tarantula. Maddie screamed and hid behind her team. Bliss and Lauren pushed her back. "All you have to do to win this mini-challenge is carry this tarantula on your head for 2 mini-challenges." he placed it on her head. She began sweating. It put it's furry leg on her forehead, she screamed and shook it off.
"I'm sorry Chris, I can't." she hid behind her team again. Chris shrugged. "Moving on."
*Troy*
"Ok, duck, I don't like you, you don't like me, so just be a good duck and get in the crate." the duck quacked. Troy cautiously walked towards the duck and was about to put it in the crate when the duck began to slap him with it's wings. Troy screamed and ran behind the cabins.
"Evil ass duck" Chris popped up out of nowhere.
"Troy, the curses, STOP." then he left.
"Okaaaay..."
*Tonia*
Tonia was breathing heavily.
"Ohmygod, ohmygod, I'm gonna die here, Chris is gonna kill me." she began crying. "I can't breathe." she tried pushing on the walls, but she couldn't move them. "I can't get out!"
Then, she heard Mickey panicking. "Hold on Tonia, you can do this." she began breathing heavier. "I can't do this...GET ME OUT!"
*Mickey*
Mickey was going crazy. She began banging on the walls and floor.
"GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" she screamed. She began pushing on the walls and the ceiling, but they wouldn't budge. She sat on the floor looking frantically for a window, of course there was none. "The walls are closing in, I'm gonna die! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT NOW!"
*Chris and co.*
"Ok, who's next?" Everybody from the Screaming Apes pushed Rain forward.
"Oh gee thanks guys." he said.
"Rain! What's your fear dude?"
"Blood." he shivers.
"Awesome, follow me." Chris led Rain and the others to the same giant container thingy they used for Courtney(a waste of green jello if you ask me) except filled with red stuff.
"IS THAT BLOOD? ! ? !" Rain cried out. Chris nodded, of course he was lying, he couldn't afford real blood.
"Yes, yes it is, and you have to jump in it."
"WHAT!" Chris pointed to the platform that he had to jump off. Rain sighed. "For my team." he left to put on his bathing suit and came back in a matter of minutes. He began to climb up and when he looked down, he felt sick. He turned around. "It's ketchup, it's fruit punch, it's red jelly." then, he fell backwards, his eyes closed, into the 'blood'. He shouted something and then jumped out.
"Point for KA's!" Chris shouted. Their team cheered. Just then, Troy ran up to the 2 teams.
"I've got it!" he shouted. His team cheered. Chris checked his watch.
"And in about half an hour too. Point for SE's!" they cheered more.
"Excellent job Troy!" John said.
"Thanks, it was hard as h-" he saw Chris' glare "heck."
"NEXT!" John stepped forward.
"Guess I'll go."
"Good. Lets check on our claustrophobic friends first, ok?"
*Mickey*
Mickey had tears streaming down her face.
"I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE! LET ME OUT!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She heard talking.
"MCLEAN! LET ME OUT NOW!"
*Tonia*
Tonia began to panic like Mickey
"LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T SEE! I'M GONNA DIE IN HERE!" she started pounding on the walls as well. Then she heard talking and footsteps.
"CHRIS! TELL YOUR INTERN TO LET ME OUT!" she screamed.
*Chris and co.*
"Jorge, how were they?"
"Loud. Well, mostly Mickey."
"GET ME THE FUCK OUT!" she screamed. Bliss and Lauren laughed.
"Keep her in there." they said.
"Chris! Please let me out!" Tonia begged tearfully.
"Who wants to do the honors?" Chris asked the crowd. Ren and Deacon stepped forward, while their teams stepped back. Ren opened the door first, and Mickey jumped out, knocking him down.
"I'm free! I'm free!" then she saw Kelvin, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU KELVIN!" Ren and Trixie AND Jada had to hold her back. Finally, she went still.
"*sigh* Sorry guys." she stood with her team, knowing she had lost them the challenge. Deacon opened the door for Tonia, and she jumped on him, hugging him tight.
"Oh thank you, oh thank you, oh thank you!" she cried. He laughed.
"No, thank you."
"And Tonia wins it for the Screaming Emus!" Chris said. More cheers were heard from the SE's. He faced John.
"Fear?"
"Bears." Chris smirked and then led him to a large mud puddle with 2 rock platforms high above the ground.
"You, my Brit-talking friend, will be battling a bear here. If you lose, you get nothing. If you win-"
"We get a point, move on!" Troy shouted. Chris rolled his eyes and handed him a stick with 2 puffy ends.
"here is your weapon. Get up there!" As John climbed, Chef took the bear off his leash. He growled and climbed up the other platform. When John saw him, he began sweating like mad.
"Oh Lord help me. Chris McLean is gonna kill me he is." what surprised him the most is when Chef threw it a stick similar to John.
"Oh bloody hell! Are you trying to kill me?" he demanded. Chris blew his blow horn and the bear began thrusting(get your mind out the gutter!) his stick-weapon thing at John. John got hit twice, but dodged the rest. But he was afraid to attack, he didn't want any part of him near the bear.
"Hit it you big chicken!" Lauren shouted.
"Ignore her, you can do it!" Maddie encouraged. She smiled at him.
"Yeah, I can do this." John told himself. He took a deep breath, dodged some more attacks, then struck the bear in the stomach. Hard. The bear growled and rubbed it's belly. John took this opportunity to hit it again, sending it falling into the mud. Chef then chained the bear back up and led it somewhere else. John jumped down as well and his team cheered.
"Next!" Ren shrugged.
"I better go." Chris smirked.
"Excellent. Fear?" Ren's face turned a deathly white and he looked down.
"Knowing that I disappointed my sister." Everyone stared at him. Chris shook his head.
"I can't really work with that. Anything else?" Ren growled at him.
"Guns."
"Now THIS I can work with! Intern!" an intern handed him a gun(unknown to the campers, it was a paintball gun spraypainted to look like a real one) Ren face turned sickly.
"All you have to do to win is to save your team, one way or another." he began shooting at the KA's and they scattered. Ren thrw rocks and large pieces of wood to stop the 'bullets' from hitting his team. Chris then cornered Kylie, Jada, Trixie and Mickey.
"You wouldn't dare." Mickey said.
"Wouldn't I?" Chris asked. Chris pulled the trigger, but Ren jumped in front of it before it hit Mickey, whom was standing in front of her friends.
/"HOLY SHIT HE KILLED REN!"
"YOU BASTARD!"(sound familiar? I'm just kidding!)/
"He actually pulled the trigger!" the girls shouted. Mickey knelt beside Ren. Ren sat up and sighed.
"It was only paint." he said with a smirk.
"YOU ALMOST SHOT ME!" she shouted angrily. Chris shrugged.
"Does it matter? Ren just tied you with the other team." Mickey rolled her eyes and helped Ren up.
"Thanks Ren." Trixie whistled, then got hit in the forehead with a small stick.
"SHUT IT!" Trixie laughed.
"NEXT!" Chris shouted. Eyrik stepped forward.
"Eyrik! What's your fear?"
"Alligators." his tone only wavered slightly. Chris nodded. He led Eyrik and the others to an alligator-infested pond.
"Are you trying to maim the guy?" Mickey shouted. Unknown to the others, she considers Eyrik a friend, whether he knows it or not. Chris shook his head.
"No. I'm not allowed to. Eyrik, to win the challenge, you must wrestle our least deadliest alligator. He's pretty big, but he's slow and sick-ish. Yeah, this should be fun to watch." Chris clapped his hands and Chef came with the alligator. Eyrik took off his coat and when an intern rang the bell, cautiously walked up to it. The alligator watched him near and roared at him.
Alligators can roar?" Orion asked.
"Oh sure, I read it in an animal biology book."(I'm not sure if this is true or not, so just bear with me people ok? I'm too lazy to look up stuff)Brooke confirmed. He nodded. After a while of just watching each other, Eyrik threw a huge rock at its head. After some roars and more rocks going flying, the alligator got KO'd. Eyrik had won. His team cheered.
"Way to beat a alligator!" Chris said. Then, his phone rang. He answered.
"Yo, McLean here...uh huh...I hear ya...ok...yeah yeah bye." he hung up. "Yeah, that was my manager. He said I can't give you the point because Eyrik didn't exactly wrestle with the alligator. Yeah, sorry dudes." The SE's groaned and the KA's cheered. "Ok, NE-XT!"
Orion stepped forward.
"Before you waste our time, my fear is being abandoned." Chris nodded and they all went deep into the forest.
"Ok Orion, close your eyes." he did as he was told. After a while, Orion got aggravated and opened his eyes. He gasped. They were gone. He balled his hands into fists and punched a tree. He ignored the pain, because it's was nothing compared to being abandoned. He found a piece of paper on the floor and read it.
Yo, Orion. Yeah, in order to win this challenge, you have to find your way back to camp without
freaking out or being crazy emotional. Oh, and, keep a sharp eye out for bears. Heh heh.
P.S-I have camera's all over this island, so, don't think I don't know what your up to, cuz I do.
All the time. You have 30 minutes GO!
Chris McLean
"Damn you McLean." he grumbled and began walking.
*Chris and co.*
"While Orion does his little thingy, who wants to go for the Screaming Emus?" Lauren whispered something in Bliss' ear. Bliss nodded.
"I'll go." alot of people gasped.
Confessionals:
Bliss: I may be using her to stay in the game, but I must say, Lauren knows strategy.
Lauren: What did I tell her? None of your damn business.
Kylie: I didn't think Bliss would want to do it, let alone volunteer! I must say, I'm impressed.
Annalisia: Something's up, and I'm gonna find out what it is.
"Wow, didn't see that coming. Fear?"
"Rats." Chris smirked.
"CHEF!" he called. Chef came holding a dead rat. Bliss screamed.
"IT'S DEAD!" Chris nodded.
"And, you have to keep it down your shirt for 15 seconds." Bliss could've cried. She nodded. Chris put the rat down her shirt and she screamed, but didn't move to take it out. After 15 second, she quickly snatched the rat out and threw it as far as she could. Her team cheered.
"Next?"
*Orion*
"If he thinks I'm screwing this up for my team, he's dead wrong." Orion grumbled to himself as he kept walking. "Now where am I?" he heard a scream and he jumped. "What the hell was that?" he began to run towards the scream, hopefully, it was just a camper going against their fear...
*the others*
(I'm gonna speed this up a bit by pretending Jeremiah, Brooke, Lauren, Trixie, Jason, and Kelvin already went. To make this fair, all of them earned their team a point. Also, Orion came back and their team got a point. KA-7 SE-7)
"Who's up?" Danny stepped forward.
"Me."
"Fear?"
"Hawks."
"Killers they are. Ok, you are going to have a hawk on your arm for the last 2 mini-challenges, if you can do that, your team gets a point." an adult hawk was place on D.P's arm.
"Aw! It's so cute!" Kylie said.
"It's also male." Chris pointed out.
"Oh."
Confessional:
Jada: Oh? What does she mean oh? I thought she said it was cute! It's because it's male, isn't it? That 'oh' is gonna turn into an 'oh no' if she doesn't stop talking smack about guys!
"Ok, Deacon, fear?"
"Juvi."
"Juvi huh?" his phone rang. "Hello?...I'm kinda running a show here...oh, your the cops?...Deacon huh?...Juvi?...we were just talking about that...you're coming for him?...when?...ok." he hung up. Deacon went pale. He looked at his team. Tonia slightly shook her head no as if to say, 'it's a trick' he turned to Chris.
"Deacon, dude, the cops are comin to get you, you're automatically disqualified man." Deacon shook his head.
You are a liar! I'm not going to juvi and you aren't tricking me!" he crossed his arms. Chris smirked.
"So you aren't scared of the cold jail cells, the horrible food, or the backbreaking work?" Deacon lifted an eyebrow.
"Dude, you just described our cabins, Chef's cooking, and the challenges. So no, I'm not scared." Chris grumbled something.
"You didn't freak out, excellent, you get a point!" His team cheered.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOW! ! ! !" everyone's attention turned to Danny, whom was getting pecked and scratched by the hawk.
"Hold on Danny! Kylie, hurry!" Trixie shouted.
"My fear is, dying like my mother." she said the last part softly.
"Which would be how?"
"Being choked to death."
"Ok. INTERN!" An intern named Bob came. Chris whispered something in his ear and Bob smiled and nodded. He looked at Kylie, held his hands out like a zombie, and walked towards her.
"What's he doing?" she asked.
"He's going to strangle you." Kylie screamed. "Face him, and you are home free. 5 minutes, GO!" He chased her for a good 4 minutes before Jason yelled.
"Kylie, I do NOT wanna lose again! So turn your butt around and face him! We cannot risk a tie! Please Kylie!" Everyone looked at him in surprise. "What? She needs encouragement." Kylie heard him and stopped in her tracks. 30 seconds. The intern walked towards her. 22 seconds. she walked towards him. 18 seconds(wow...). He stood in front of her and slowly reached for her throat. 15 seconds. Kylie grabbed his arm, and with all the strength she could muster, threw him as far as she could(which wasn't very far, have you seen her size?).
"2 points for the KA's!"
"How'd they get 2?" Lauren demanded.
"1 for Kylie, and Danny passed his test, so, 1 point for him too." They all looked at Danny, whom was having an argument with an angry bird.
"Danny, dude, it's over, you got the point." Chris said. Danny shook his arm vigorously and the hawk fell off and flew away.
"The Killer Apes win!" Chris announced. The KA's celebrated while the SE's groaned.
"Screaming Emu's, I'll see you at tonights bonfire. For the second time." he chuckled and walked away.
"That was hard." Jason said, sitting at a picnic table.
"You weren't the one trapped in a box for an hour! No, you only got laughed at for 5 minutes. How do you think I felt in there? I was losing my mind!" Mickey shouted.
"Mickey, you were in there for 25 minutes." Kelvin said.
"You put me in there for no reason! I didn't want to do it, but when you shoved me in there, I lost anyway!" she sighed, "with my screwup, I might be the next to go..." Trixie sat next to her.
"Mickey, don't talk like that! If anyone helps this team most, it's you!" Mickey smiled. Jada, Kylie, Ren, Rain, Orion and Danny nodded in agreement.
Confessional:
Annalisia: I'm so grateful to have so many good friends!
Chris McLean stands on the Dock of Shame. "I see there's some drama heating up! Who will be next to go? Find out when we return on Total. Drama. Return to Wawanakwa!"
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