Disclaimer: I blame masashi! I know he wants me too have them, but he just doesn't want to admit it.. sniff …. neither do I own the song
Warnings: YAOI, VAMPIRE FIC, HIGH SCHOOL FIC,
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A/N: I'm sorry I didn't update. There's a long list of things I have to do, since I entered school on Tuesday, but to repay here's this extralong chapter(well, longer than normal that is)
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Naruto P.O.V.
Gosh, this was one of the hardest jobs Naruto had ever experienced. He swore that if there in Ripley's Guinness of World Records, the hardest hob was this one. He was one of the well, lucky and unlucky, however you may put it people that came across this problem. This really hard problem that needed one's most concentration and thought, those which Naruto ultimately lacked. Helping a mega hottie choose clothes that reflect one's image was harder than that that he expected, yes, a hottie. Naruto swore this guy could turn any straight guy bi, or even gay. Naruto was totally straight, but this guy, this one guy was starting to turn him into what he thought he would never be. But, godamn it, he could help it, this guy was totally amazing in every aspect. He swore he had descended from heaven as a sex god. A purely angelic sexy badass one.
The guy walked like god, spoke like a god, dressed like a god, well, not totally like a god, for gods wore robes and stuff like that, meanwhile Sasuke wore cool clothes that reflected his personality, being totally cool, which were exactly what Sasuke probably needed.
So far, he had nothing. Solemnly nothing. He needed to find something nice that would impress the boy, something that he would be recognized for, but that probably wasn't going to happen. If he wasn't recognized before by lower classed people, he wasn't just out of the blue start being recognized by this probably rich boy. But if he was rich, why was he living in an apartment? Most likely he was going to move to a mansion, which would leave the poor blonde alone and without friends. If he hardly had any money to go to the new school he was going to start tomorrow, how was he going to impress anyone.
"Don't wanna be an American Idiot, don't want a"(1)
Naruto grabbed his cell phone and opened it.
"Ohayo"
"Oi, dobe, are you done yet? I'm done, what store are you in?"
"Umm, right, about that, I haven't found anything for a guy as hot as you so…… and don't call me dobe, teme" oops, that wasn't meant to come out.
"You think I'm hot?" Naruto just imagines Sasuke racing and eyebrow and smirking. God, what had he gotten himself into?
"…."
"Gosh, usuratonkachi, I didn't know you like me that much."
"TEME! I don't like you that way! Even you have to admit you're a nice piece of eye-candy!!!!" WTF! That sooo wasn't supposed to come out.
"You think I'm a nice piece of eye-candy" Stupid bastard, why did he had to be so slick.
"Forget about it, more importantly, I'm in Puma"
"And where might this store be, dobe?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot, you just got here, jeje. I guess ask a guard or something…"
"So what I came here to do with you I'm doing with a guard? Nice, dobe"
"Well, bye"
"Matane"
"The fuck?"(2)
"Kidding, dobe. Just wanted to mess with you"
"Well you certainly did"
"Bye"
Naruto hung up. What the heck was that. He had just called the raven hot, more importantly a nice piece of eye candy! What was wrong with him? He was straight!
This one guy was pulling a very, very internal and secret string, which normally was just left alone. No one did even think it was there.
The blonde sighed. What was wrong with him. Why was he always this cursed. Nothing to his name, nothing to his pocket, nothing to his heart. He looked around the very expensive shop, which along the years had been remodeled any times for it to expand. Now it held one fourth of the mall's size, and that was a lot to say, for the mall was enormous. Lucky wealthy guys that owned this place. Naruto envied them. Their money, luck, and more importantly happiness. No! He new he should not envy them, he would have lots happiness with Iruka-sensei, especially now that he would be able to see him every single day at school. For once, there was a bright side to things. That alone made the teen smile.
Sasuke P.O.V.
The vampire rapidly asked directions to the closest guard and reached the store. This had gone great. The moron had totally messed up, he knew. Dam, it was so much fun doing this to the guy. He'd already gotten a strategy, which included a lot of teasing. H only had one thing to watch out for. Gaara. He knew the guy was part of the little groupie he had met a while ago, which meant he was in the mall. Bastard.
He got to the store, and man, it was big. About four flours, and quite a few miles. Dobe. Why the hell did he choose the damn big store? Hmph. Should he call him again? At the moment, that was the best choice. Plus, meanwhile he walked around, he could browse through some clothes, see what fit him best.
The doors had some kind of….. glass between the door and outside. Like a cage. What was he supposed to do now? How in the world could he enter the place? Oh goodie. He stepped closer to the doors, about to touch them. And that's when he screamed. And fell to the floor. Oh god, Sasuke had never been so scared! The doors had opened by themselves out of nothing! This was so strange! Calmly, he stood up, kind of excited. It was so rare for him to act this way. The doors closed again when he took one step back. He took another step forward, and the doors opened?! (3) He inspected the doors curiously. He then mentally slapped himself. Get yourself together Uchiha, No time for fooling around, this is a mission for only one purpose, killing your brother. No get past these doors and go to the dumb blonde. Sasuke went past the doors this time, totally serious and calm.
The store, he had to admit, had a very big and cool variety of clothes. At first he didn't find anything, but then he had found these really awesome clothes. Grabbing his phone, he dialed a number, called the blonde, and memorized directions. On the way, he found this awesome dark blue, high collar shirt and a pair of tight black pants. This would totally suit him. He checked the price tag. In total, he counted 259 dollars. That wasn't much, was it? He kept on walking and found a black shirt with a heart being stabbed by a katana. Pretty awesome from his point of view. He walked a while until he reached the blonde, who was sorting out through the clothes.
"Dobe, I didn't tell you my size" Well, he didn't even know his size before.
Naruto pouted and put his hands on his hips. "Well, you should've told me, you know teme"
"Hn"
"Is that all you can say!"
"Hn"
"Gahhhh! Well anyway, I couldn't find anything, as I said earlier at the…" Naruto stopped, blushing. "well, never mind. Have you found something?"
"Yeah. But I still need some more clothes dobe."
"Stop calling me dobe"
"Hn"
Here we go again. Lol.
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Naruto and Sasuke had found various clothes. Well, mostly Sasuke, the basic reason being Naruto chose odd cheery colors.
"That was fun teme! Let's do it again some other day1"
"I don't think I'll need more clothes in a while, dobe"
"Hey, god you guys are perfect!" Someone grabbed the blonde and raven's hands, pulling them close. Closer than they should get. Sasuke could feel Naruto's breathing, even though the blonde couldn't feel Sasuke's, for the cold boy didn't need to breathe.
The boys looked up, only to be greeted by a tall brunette girl with wavy hair made in a haircut similar to Sasuke's. Behind her seemed to be what you call her 'crew'. One had a pale face, unusual light purple eyes that gave Naruto the chills, and long brown girly hair. Next to the boy was a guy with a high collar, same as Sasuke's, but it was green. He wore sunglasses and had spikey brown hair.
"Ohayou! God, I can't believe we found the perfect couple! My name is Renji! These are my partners, Shino and Neji. Would you be interested in working with us in a model photo shoot? It's free, you get paid, and it's for a new book called 'Icha Icha Pradise Yaoi Edition'!!! Did I mention you get paid a five hundred dollars per photo?"
"Oi, teme! let's join! I mean, it's cash and it's free!"
Sasuke chuckled. Naruto had no idea what Icha Icha Paradise was, did he? Much less what yaoi meant. Of course, he only knew because Orochimaru and Kabuto read it all the time. He smirked when he thought about what would happen if he said yes.
"Fine, dobe"
"Thanks! You guys really saved our day!" Renji handed them a paper with a map and instructions printed in it. "Just go to the place the map shows next Saturday at six and we'll start!"
"Yay! I finally go another job that pays well! Thanks for agreeing, Sasuke-teme! Anyway, who's Neji and who's Shino?". The blonde sure was happy.
"I'm Neji" the guy with long hair said.
"Hmph"
"Gaaack! Why does everyone I know have to be so cold! First Gaara, then Sasuke, now you guys! Is the world filled with cold r what! Did the sun explode or something?!?!"
"Hn"
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(1)first person to guess this song gets a cookie! .
(2)For those who don't know, Japanese has some words that are classified for women and men. Matane is a way of saying bye, but only for girls, which makes Sasuke sound gay. get it?
(3)I was lying my ass of when writing this
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I'm sorry Sasuke turned out very ooc. Just remember, this is my first story.