" Uggghhh." I groaned mentally " I have soooo much work to do. It's going to be hell with those pirates when they arrive. I shouldn't have procrastinated but what can I say?...nothing actually."
" Ooooh. Mmmmmyyy. Liiiiiiiife." I groaned and fell into the chair as the pirates arrived in my basement.
" What's wrong with your life?" Nami asked
" Everything."
" Fufufu." Doflamingo chuckled
" Shut up bird. You'll never understand my day to day burdens."
" Alright everyone listen to me. Rouge seems very stressed out. I know she hasn't been the best hostess but dealing with a bunch of dangerous pirates isn't exactly a walk in the park. So, when Rouge asks a question to someone, only that person will answer. No side comments from anyone else." Nami said
" No way! I am not missing this opportunity to get back at that brat while she's most vulnerable!" Doflamingo protested
" Don't even bother Nami. He doesn't listen to anybody. It's like everything he says goes in one ear and comes out the next. I'm just going to have to grin and bear it. So let's get started. By the way, I'm not going to say the full question, just the jist of it...damn it."
" What wrong?" Nami asked
" The first thing I see is that someone wants to keep Doflamingo."
The Donquioxte pirates started cheering. I need a loophole...I got it!
" Heh. Continue with your premature celebration guys. Mind you I said keep Doflamingo not Doflamingo and company. So even if Doflamingo stays, which I hope not. The rest of you have to leave." I smirked, my mood improving
The pirates stopped cheering and looked at me.
" Next question." Diamante seethed
" Certainly...damn it. This person wants to keep the crew. Crap."
" So I guess it's either Doffy staying or all of us staying if we win." Gladius smirked...I think
I sighed. " This next question is for me apparently. If I captured everyone except Dellinger, what is he doing? Also, for Doflamingo, why are you always wearing that pink feather coat...yeah why are you?"
" To be honest, I've had this thing for so many years that I forgot how I even got it. It just feels so natural upon my shoulders. And if I take it off I feels as if one of my body parts is missing." he answered
" Must've been a really long time then. Anyway...about Dellinger...honestly I don't know what he's doing nor do I care. In fact, when I got these guys I didn't even see him there."
MEANWHILE
" I wonder where everybody is?" Dellinger thought. " I went to do a simple task for the young master. Kill Bellemey and everyone just up and disappeared. I knew I should have just instantly killed him instead of telling him want Doffy had in store. No matter."
" Hello!" Dellinger shouted, cupping his hands over his mouth. The hybrid looked around puzzled.
" If no one comes out then I will chew on the furniture and drill holes in the walls with my horns!" He shouted again.
" Baby 5 I neeeeeeed you." Deliinger yelled. When Baby 5 didn't instantly rush towards Dellinger, he knew something was wrong.
Now that he got a good look at the place, he noticed that it looked as it there was a fight.
" It seems that while I was gone I missed a fight...damn it. Considering this, they must have gone off the island to torture the poor fool who attempted to fight them. Have to keep the name of the Donquioxte's clean after all."
* cough* the irony*cough*
" I'm sure Dellinger is fine." I waved dismissively." Next question. Crap. 2 points for keeping all of them. Ya know what. If you want to keep ALL of the Donquioxtes, then maybye you should ask ALL of the Donquioxtes a question. No matter, hopefully none of you gets to stay and if by chance only Doflamingo. The only exception would be Sugar since she has a die hard fan who would probably destroy me if I kick Sugar out. Also, answer to second question. I am not bringing Delinger here. I am too lazy and I'd rather not take my chances with someone who can bite me to death and not even ton-fa style like Hibari from Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn. I mean he would literally bite me to death."
" But-"
" Next Question! Crap! 3 points for all. That means 3 for all and 1 for just Doflamingo." I groaned. This is not going as planned
" Fufufu. It seem we have quite the fanbase." the bird chuckled.
" Can it. This is not over."
" Yet."
I huffed." The next question asks where is Monet, Vergo and Cesar... well, Vergo...is dead. Monet...is dead. And Cesar...is also dead."
" WHAT!" Doflamingo and Sugar shouted at the same time, but probably for different reasons.
" Just kidding Just kidding. Cesar isn't dead. Only Vergo and Monet. Law FINALLY killed Vergo and Cesar killed Monet thinking that the heart he had in his hands was either Smoker's or Law's. I don't remember."
" How can you say that with a smile on your face and so calmly. You're just like Robin!" Ussop shouted from behind my head. Maybe unleashing him wasn't such a good idea.
" Nooo! My little sister! " Sugar cried
" Monet was her sister?" Law asked
"More liked adopted if you ask me." I answered
" Do you want to continue?" Doflamingo asked
Sugar nodded slightly. A firm look on her face. With that look, it wouldn't be hard to remember that Sugar was 22 and not 5.
I sighed. "Alright. This next question is pretty long winded. So basically they want us to watch and react to a so called kids show called Happy Tree Friends. And they especially want to hear Law Luffy and Doflamingo responses. I'm pulling it up now so I'll watch it first then let you watch."
I opened up YouTube and pulled up the show, clicking the first episode that I saw. I just sat there with the straightest and emotionless of faces watching. It was about fifteen minutes later when I was pulled back to earth by Law's voice.
"So?"
"Eh. Seems pretty normal to me. I dunno why they were freaking out about how I would be completely shocked. Though I wouldn't show this to kids under the age of 13 or Luffy. Definitely not Luffy. Other than that it seems completely and totally fine. I mean I actually enjoyed it and was going to watch more when we're done. I think that because I've seen worse all of the cringe and gore this was supposed to inflict on my soul was nullified into nothing more than a failed attempt. Because of all the things ive seen and read befiorehand i became resistant to the kind of things that would make people cringe at level 250. Like Llama with Hats. I didnt even bat an eyelid. I even cried at the end and i dont cry at all. Like about 1 or 2 percent of things can make me cry. Anyway compared to Another...this is a joke...I'm actually disappointed. Though the deaths were creative and interesting. Kinda like Another"
" Now that you say you're diappointed with this...i dont think I want to watch this." said Doflamingo
"And I don't care. Although I have to ask what made you resistant to gore."Law asked
"I'm not completely resistant to gore. Its just that it doesn't bother me as much anymore. It has to be Another level to get me to cringe or hop aboard the Nope Train."
"You keep mentioning this Another. What is it?" Doflamingo asked
"Hmmm? Oh. Yeah. Another is this anime that I watched and its gory. Almost everyone ...there are a lot of anime were everyone dies."
"What is anime?" Law asked
"That my friend. Is for Another time. And yes. That pun was totally intended" I smiler.
"May we watch the show considering that the asker wanted us to watch as well?" Robin asked
"Yeah. No. It'll take up too much time and I'm keeping this precious gem of a show to myself due to its obvious failed attempt at gore.""
"I see. Well shall we move on to the next question then?"
I nodded. "Yo Law. You need some fries with all that salt you got?"
"Excuse me what?"
I sigh " Why are you so salty? As in terms of personality."
"I am not salty."
" Yes you are."
"Not I'm not."
"Yes you are
"No I'm not."
"Yes. You. Are."
" No. I'm . Not."
" Yes."
" No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No."
"Yes."
"Aha!"
"Damnit."
"Next question. Yes! Finally! Someone says get rid of the Donquioxtes!" I say with my hands in the air and a smile on my face
"And including this one how many questions are left?" Doflamingo asked
Three.
"Crap!" I say my body and face frozen in position.
"That's what I thought."
"Anyway, if all if you were animals, what would you be?" I asked
"But aren't all of yo already animals? I mean, humans are mammals and mammals are a kind of animal." Chopper asked, head tilted in a cute way.
"That makes sense." I said, putting my hand to my chin and the other on my side." Also no. No marines. That would he a terrible. Idea. All those you wants marines the answer is no. *sigh* next question...huh... I now have to tally up the scores for keeping Doflamingo here or not."
The Donquioxtes crossed their fingers.
" 3 for all 2 for one 1 for none. Everyone is is staying."
"Yes!"
"But! Now that askers are going to have to ask ALL of you questions from time to time. I don't want basement space taken up for no reason. This is the last question, which us really not a question but a basic outline of some of the abilities I may or may not uqve used to capture you.'
"Well?"Doflamingo pressed
"Wait. Armament and Observation Haki. Weapon is Metal Bat and stealth like an assassin.. High upper body strength. Seems legit. They think its weird I was able too walk around with a metal bat without anyone noticing and they also want to know how I even managed to pull this off."
" Yes Rouge. How did you manage to do so?" Doflamingo asked
"I can't reel you yet. I want to see what the askers think. My question to you guys is this. How do you think, based off the information just given, think I managed to pull thus off. Make it breif. Okay? Till next time."
A/N: I am sorry for the later than late update. Things have gotten hectic. Also my WiFi kept shutting off every time I tried to save. And only when I I tried to save. I had to reboot so many times.. I had to re write certain parts 5 times. Sorry for the crappy ending. It was better and funnier the first time but stupidvwifi got in the way and I lost it. I got mad and decided to give you this instead. Sorry again