Disclaimer: I do not own any Legend of Zelda characters. This is a story I have created and not a part in anyway making me money... I am poor... and possibly more so now having written this...
Anyway, please enjoy, and if you find that I have any problems, misspellings, or even if I am terrible at this, tell me... but be respectful. Hope you like it!
Scene two Act six: Death Mountain Summit
Navi: Hey!
Link: What!
Navi: Darunia said a fairy lives on top of Death Mountain, didn't he?
Link: Where the hell do you think I'm going?
Navi: (shrugs)
Link: I'm not going up the mountain for no apparent reason!
The scene fades and comes back in at Link looking mortified at the area as fiery rocks fall from the sky.
Link: Screw the fairy; I want to go home!
Navi: Link get your ass over here!
Link: No!
Navi marches over to Link and grabs him. She drags him up with her.
Navi: Don't you want magical powers?
Link looks at the falling rocks and shakes his head.
Link: Not that bad (he starts to run away)
Navi: (Pulls Link back and glares at him) I don't care if you wind up on the summit with your intestines pouring out of your rectum. You are going up there and you are getting the magic the Great Fairy has to offer.
Link: If I'm a hero, why do I need magic?
Navi: To defeat Ganondorf.
Link: I think you should find a new hero-
Navi: You were chosen by destiny! Now let's get moving!
The two arrive at the summit and Link is bleeding from his head. Navi is propping him up.
Navi: See, you made it up-
Link: Am I bleeding?
Navi: Just a little bit.
Link: I feel dizzy…
Gaebora: You've done- oh my God! What happened?
Link: I was hit in the head by one of those falling rocks… Navi says I'm fine though!
Gaebora and Navi exchange looks.
Gaebora: Link, (he speaks slowly) go into that cave over there; the Great Fairy will grace you with magic.
Link: Okay… coo, coo, fly away!
Navi looks at Link and watches him fall to the ground.
Navi: I kind of like him this way!
Gaebora gives her a look.
Navi puts her head down and walks with Link into the Great Fairy's cave. Moments later they come out. Link is screaming at Navi.
Link: How did you think I was fine!
Navi: You were fine after the first rock!
Link: There was more than one!
Navi: … More like two or three… maybe four to be exact, but one real big one (laughs as she says it)…
Link: You stupid-
Gaebora: Link! I would like to say you've grown up a little, but that would be a false accusation!
Navi and Link both look at Gaebora.
Gaebora: You are clearly not the hero who will save Hyrule at least… not yet. If you wish to go down the mountain, I will let you fly with me.
Link opens his mouth to speak.
Gaebora: No you may not climb on my back like the freaking dog from the Never Ending Story! Now, hold tight onto my talons.
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