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Jim Kirk is a... Butt

Jim Kirk was an ass.

An ass Uhura had grown to respect and trust and even call a friend, but the man was still an ass.

And Uhura did not date, let alone even consider dating, asses.

However, she could not be faulted for her reaction when she walked into the rec room early one morning and was greeted with the sight of Captain Kirk, shirt off, muscles glistening, face pleasantly flushed as he cooled down from the workout he'd just finished.

Her breath caught in her throat at the sight and Uhura had to use all her diplomatic training to keep the wide-eyed dazed look that was threatening off of her face.

Jim nodded to her politely before grabbing his towel and leaving the room.

She would never admit it to herself, but Uhura had to shake her head a few times before she could move further into the room and begin her own work out.

Jim Kirk is an ass, she told herself firmly.

A fine ass, but an ass nonetheless.

Heh. I feel like Uhura would be faced with this problem at least once. I mean, the man is FINE, and even she can't ignore that.

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