OHMIGOSH! DOUBLE DIGITS FINALLY! I would like to thank the following for getting me this far : animechilde97, icysu22, CakeXD, Kebechet-chan, 123. Without you guys, I wouldn't have gotten here. Oh and no one has tried to guess what different parts of the song ment what in the last chapter. Still waiting…

A combo of crackness and non-crackness…sorry. Helps with the story…

Nobodies P.O.V.

For the rest of the day, the Akatsuki talked and joked around. Not caring if the rest of the villages heard them or not. So far, they played 10 games, drunken 12 packages of sake (6 in each pack), and barfed more than the average person…

Well, all accept the new recruits.

"Come on!" Kisame called while holding his 7th bottle of sake, "have some aaawesssome drinking stuff with us *burp*" Both girls chuckled.

"Yeah! It makes you haaaappyyyyy!" Tobi twirled in the living room.

"Hey! Sasssori-danna! Do you know hhoooww much I lllooove you?" Deidara put his arm around his partner.

"Dude *burp* I love you tooooo man! You're like *burp* awesome and sssttufff!" Moriko and Sakurai couldn't help it. A carmra was need and now!

Running down the hallway giggling, they both grab their own cameras and run back to the living room. But they wish they would of gotten them sooner. For the whole Akatsuki were dancing to…nothing inparticular. Well, maybe to Kakuzu's sad attempt at singing Sakurai's song about herself.

"Yeah *hiccup* cuz if ya wanna know *burp* things about meh *hiccup* then ask for it *hiccup* and things or something like th- *burp* that!"

Sakurai turned on the video and pointed it to Pein and Konan making out on the love seat.

"Say cheese!" Sakurai yelled. The drunken Akatsuki turned their heads to the camera and got in the way. "Hey! Get out the way!" Moriko stayed for 5 minutes of the tiny fight but left to find something else interesting. Like, something worth living for…

Messing with Hidan. *wink*

Running down the many hallways, Moriko came to Hidan's door. She knocked…knocked again…and again. Nothing.

'What in the world is he doing?' Moriko thought to herself as she tried again. A grunt was heard and the doorknob was turning. Hidan came into view but Moriko didn't expect what he was going to do.

"Damn it! Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled, putting his fist in the air, "You shithead and getting in the middle of my fucking rituals are getting on my damned nerves!" And the fist was contacted with the face. All was silent as Hidan looked up, saw Moriko, and her stomped off.

'CRAP! Why did I do that?' Hidan thought.

"He better be happy that I'm in a great mood…" Moriko muttered under her breath.

After moaning on how much her face hurt because of the punch, and some traitorous walking, Moriko came up to not only a drunken group of S-ranked ninjas…but her sister as well.

"OOhhhmiiigooosssshh! I heard that *hiccup* the bunny jumped ova da moon! Not the cooowww…*burp* the bunny was the cows friend and the cow was lazy so it dressed up in a cow outfit *hiccup hiccup* and tricked all the good boys and…boys…"

'Good God Almighty…' Moriko rolled her eyes and waited on the rest to pass out so she could clean up. So, she walked in the Kitchen and had she a feast…then she remembered something…Kakuzu will kick her butt for eating this much…

Oh, well. When you're hungry, you have to eat until you're full. So she ate, and ate, and ate. By the time she was done, it was the next day. Yet the fridge was still full.

'Big fridge…' Moriko thought, closing the door and looking up at a blond with a hangover.

"Hey sleepyhead." Moriko said with a smile. Deidara turned his head toward her, smiling back a little.

"Hey…what time is it?" he asked groggily.

"Um…" She checked her watch. "About 6:45…" Next thing you know you hear men and 2 women groaning and moaning, pilling in the kitchen.

"I fell horrible…"

"My head hurts…"

"Tobi doesn't think he was a good boy last night."

"Why do I have Deidara's clay?"

"Why do I have Sasori-no-danna's puppet?"

"I have lipstick in the weirdest places."

"This is not my bra!"

"My underwear is backwards…why and how?"

"Did this cost a lot of money?"

"I feel like barfing…" Moriko just chuckled and said, "If this can answer all of you guy's questions, you guys were drunk." It was silent.

"OOOOHHHH!" They said in unison.

"How about you guys sleep in for today. All of you. Including you Leader-sama." Moriko shooed everyone off to their rooms as she stepped foot into the jungle they call 'living room'. And boy was it a mess! Bottles were everywhere you stepped. The smell of liquor lingered in the air. Some cloths were on the couches and chairs. Moriko even thought she saw lipstick on the wall and a note. But she would get to that later.

'First the floor…'

~30 minutes of cleaning later (Moriko's P.O.V.)

"It's done!" I yelled at nothing in particular. I slouched on the love chair Pein and Konan were making out on last night.

"Gosh that took a lot out of me…I'm hungry again…" I got up and went into the kitchen to find out that it wasn't any better than the living room. Man, I really know how to mess a place up.

I go and get all of my cleaning utensils. I start how I started with the Living room, the floor.

While cleaning I came across a rat…or mouse or whatever. And I swear, once again, that it was the other rat's sister because it had a bow in its hair and it flicked me likes its brother. Annoyed beyond all reason, I pick it up by the tail and kick this one on the butt out the front door. Seconds later, it explodes. Shame. Whoever is doing this is really stupid.

I go back to cleaning and step in things I never really knew existed. And barf up something's I never existed because I saw those never existed foods…if that's what you called them. I come back from the 15th run to the bathroom to see the nastiest thing happen…

The never-knew-existed foods were moving….

Oh mi gosh…

~5 minutes later

"RUN FOR YOUR FREKIN LIVES! FOOD IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD! WERE ALL GONNA DIE! HELP ME! AH! ITS GOT MY ARM! CRAAPP! AND IT….TALKS? THE WORLD IT GOING TO COME TO AN END!"

CRACK IS BACK!

~Annemaylover X3