Disclaimers: We don't own this WONDERFUL anime...though that owuld be nice. I'm pretty sure
that this is legal stuff...
WARNINGS!!!: Language, and some Relena-bashing. That's about it.
Authors' Notes: R&R! This one is short too. Sorry, but I'm breakin' up into parts as the events
come. Enjoy! Please excuse crappy spelling.
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Part 7d
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*Still next, next, next, next, next, NEXT Sunday*
(the maxwell incidents)
Relena- Where's Heewo??? *Eyes well up*
Wufei- Ah! Stop your whinin' onna! Yuy can take care of himself! Do you think he's incapable?
Quatre- I'm not all that sure when Duo's around...
Relena- That mean Dwuo! I wish he were dead!!! Steawing MY Heewo!
Quatre- Relena, that wasn't very nice. You should wish that ANYONE was dead, and Duo would NOT
try to steal Heero.
Relena- I guess you'we wite.
Quatre- Besides that wouldn't be right...he's only 5 or 6!!! You shouldn't be thinking about
having a boyfriend either! You're WAY too young!!!
Wufei- I wonder they are.
Trowa- *On board* They probably wandered off...on purpose... *Q-man translates*
Quatre- You're probably right.
Wufei- *I* should have done that...
Miss Noin- Une, go to the front, and report it.
Miss Une- Right. *Puts Glasses on*
*Just then the big megaphone speakers go off (ya know the ones that are like
every where?)*
Mega Thing- ALL REMAIN CALM! THERE IS NO REASON TO PANIC!!!
Everyone- What?
Mega Thing- THE BIRD EXIBITS WILL BE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO MISS COLORING IN THE
WATER! PLEASE EXIT THE BIRDS EXIBITS!
Miss Noin- What's goin' on?
Lady Une- I'll find out. *leaves*
Miss Noin- I have a feeling Duo is behind this...
*Front Desk*
Lady Une- Excuse me, I would like to report 2 missing children. *sees a blond at the desk*
Person At Desk- What is missing? *pulls out paper*
Lady Une- 2 children. 1 named Duo Maxwell, and the other is Heero Yuy.
PAD- What are their names'?
Lady Une- 1...Duo...Maxwell...and the other...Heero...Yuy...
PAD- I'm sorry, Heero Yuy died.
Lady Une- WHAT?!
PAD- Yeah, he died twenty-twenty...five or six years ago.
Lady Une- NO THAT HEERO YUY!!! The kid! He was named after him! Age 6!
PAD- OH! Was he named after him?
Lady Une- ...
PAD- Age?
Lady Une- 6!!!
PAD- I'll tell the manager. Alright. 2 missing cats, 1 named Heero Maxwell, and the other
named Duo Yuy, age 10.
Lady Une- NO!!! 2 MISSING CHILDREN!!! NAMED DUO MAXWELL AND HEERO YUY!!! AGE-
PAD- Isn't Heero Yuy dead?
Lady Une- UGH!!!
PAD- Calm down Ma'am. Or you won't get anything done.
Lady Une- GIVE ME THAT!! *takes paper and pencil, and writes it down* Dumb ass...
*Where ever Heero , and DUo may be*
Duo- I can't BELIEVE how much ATTENTION the flamingos get for being spray painted black, as
well as the water. Well...Shinigami's been there!
Heero- Why oh why oh why?
Duo- What's a matter Heero? You don't think that black flamingos are cool?
Heero- Duo...that was...stupid...
Duo- Yeah, well, might as well make the best out of this trip.
Heero- ...What next?
Duo- C'mon Heero. We're not even half done! Let's go see the monkeys!
Heero- Oh great.
*Where ever Noin may be*
Miss Noin- Alright kids, lets go see the penguins!
Relena- I don't want to go see them! Not wiffout Heewo!!! What if he'w huwt?
Wufei- What if he killed Duo?
Relena- Ohw...good point...
Quatre- I don't think that he would do that.
Wufei- Whatever.
Miss Noin- Let's go everyone.
*30 minutes later, where ever Heero and Duo may be...which happened to be the
Lion cages*
Duo- I didn't mean to Heero! I'm sorry! *Backround lions roar*
Heero- *pulls out a gun from the infamous spandex space* This is the last I'll have to deal
with you! OMAE O KOROSU!!!
Duo- I swear to Shinigami, and God that I totally didn't mean to!
Heero- ...Hn...TOO LATE! YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU KICK ME WHILE I WAS TRYING
TO SLEEP, YOU TRIED TO FIND OUT WHERE I PUT THE REST OF THE EASY CHEESE, AND TRIED TO TICKLE ME
WITH A LEAVE, AND YOU'RE JUST ANNOYING ME!!! WHY?!
Duo- ...that's alot of talk for you...*Backs up toward lock of lion cage (it's an old cage)*
Heero- I'll ask you again...WHY?!
Duo- Well...ya see...it's...kinda...fun...
Heero- Fun? Is that what it is?
Duo- Yeah, and...Shinigami told me too...you were just...THERE...ya know?
Heero- UGH!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!! *Aims and Shoots right at Duo's Head*
Duo- AHH!!! *Ducks, and the bullets hit the lock, and busts them open* OMS! You just unlocked
the lion cage!!! You Crackhead!
Heero- Whoops...
*The lions are startled, and roar. One curious male approaches where the shot
was heard. He looks quizzically at the boys, and lets out a huge roar. The other lions are
curious as well, and appoach them too. One lion pushes the door open, teeth showing, and
staring at Duo. He roars*
Duo- AHH!!! RUN!!! *The 2 boys take off, this triggers the lions. The lions run out of the
cage, and are free in the zoo*
*At the penguins*
Miss Noin- *Hears a shot (took a while, ne?)* What was that?
Lady Une- *Just found Noin* Did you hear that? Something tells me that was Heero and Duo, and
Heero is mad at Duo!
Milliardo- What are we gonna do?
Miss Noin- Milliardo, stay with the rest of the kids. Une, look for Heero, and Duo.
Milliardo- Lucrezia, you watch the kids...
Miss Noin- Duo likes you least so he won't want ot come with you. Heero likes Une, so if she
finds him, he'll follow her, and Duo follows Heero...and vice versa...sometimes...I'll check
into the shot.
Lady Une- Affirmative.
Milliardo- Alright. Kids, let's go see the tigers, and lions! *QRT&W- Okay...*
Miss Noin- Let's go.
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To Be Continued...
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Authors' Notes: Alright, it's like this. The lion cages are like...old, and so they have that
old fashioned lock on it. Strange, I know. Don't ask about it.Well...R&R. Hope
you enjoyed it!
that this is legal stuff...
WARNINGS!!!: Language, and some Relena-bashing. That's about it.
Authors' Notes: R&R! This one is short too. Sorry, but I'm breakin' up into parts as the events
come. Enjoy! Please excuse crappy spelling.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Part 7d
~!~!~!~!~!~!~
*Still next, next, next, next, next, NEXT Sunday*
(the maxwell incidents)
Relena- Where's Heewo??? *Eyes well up*
Wufei- Ah! Stop your whinin' onna! Yuy can take care of himself! Do you think he's incapable?
Quatre- I'm not all that sure when Duo's around...
Relena- That mean Dwuo! I wish he were dead!!! Steawing MY Heewo!
Quatre- Relena, that wasn't very nice. You should wish that ANYONE was dead, and Duo would NOT
try to steal Heero.
Relena- I guess you'we wite.
Quatre- Besides that wouldn't be right...he's only 5 or 6!!! You shouldn't be thinking about
having a boyfriend either! You're WAY too young!!!
Wufei- I wonder they are.
Trowa- *On board* They probably wandered off...on purpose... *Q-man translates*
Quatre- You're probably right.
Wufei- *I* should have done that...
Miss Noin- Une, go to the front, and report it.
Miss Une- Right. *Puts Glasses on*
*Just then the big megaphone speakers go off (ya know the ones that are like
every where?)*
Mega Thing- ALL REMAIN CALM! THERE IS NO REASON TO PANIC!!!
Everyone- What?
Mega Thing- THE BIRD EXIBITS WILL BE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO MISS COLORING IN THE
WATER! PLEASE EXIT THE BIRDS EXIBITS!
Miss Noin- What's goin' on?
Lady Une- I'll find out. *leaves*
Miss Noin- I have a feeling Duo is behind this...
*Front Desk*
Lady Une- Excuse me, I would like to report 2 missing children. *sees a blond at the desk*
Person At Desk- What is missing? *pulls out paper*
Lady Une- 2 children. 1 named Duo Maxwell, and the other is Heero Yuy.
PAD- What are their names'?
Lady Une- 1...Duo...Maxwell...and the other...Heero...Yuy...
PAD- I'm sorry, Heero Yuy died.
Lady Une- WHAT?!
PAD- Yeah, he died twenty-twenty...five or six years ago.
Lady Une- NO THAT HEERO YUY!!! The kid! He was named after him! Age 6!
PAD- OH! Was he named after him?
Lady Une- ...
PAD- Age?
Lady Une- 6!!!
PAD- I'll tell the manager. Alright. 2 missing cats, 1 named Heero Maxwell, and the other
named Duo Yuy, age 10.
Lady Une- NO!!! 2 MISSING CHILDREN!!! NAMED DUO MAXWELL AND HEERO YUY!!! AGE-
PAD- Isn't Heero Yuy dead?
Lady Une- UGH!!!
PAD- Calm down Ma'am. Or you won't get anything done.
Lady Une- GIVE ME THAT!! *takes paper and pencil, and writes it down* Dumb ass...
*Where ever Heero , and DUo may be*
Duo- I can't BELIEVE how much ATTENTION the flamingos get for being spray painted black, as
well as the water. Well...Shinigami's been there!
Heero- Why oh why oh why?
Duo- What's a matter Heero? You don't think that black flamingos are cool?
Heero- Duo...that was...stupid...
Duo- Yeah, well, might as well make the best out of this trip.
Heero- ...What next?
Duo- C'mon Heero. We're not even half done! Let's go see the monkeys!
Heero- Oh great.
*Where ever Noin may be*
Miss Noin- Alright kids, lets go see the penguins!
Relena- I don't want to go see them! Not wiffout Heewo!!! What if he'w huwt?
Wufei- What if he killed Duo?
Relena- Ohw...good point...
Quatre- I don't think that he would do that.
Wufei- Whatever.
Miss Noin- Let's go everyone.
*30 minutes later, where ever Heero and Duo may be...which happened to be the
Lion cages*
Duo- I didn't mean to Heero! I'm sorry! *Backround lions roar*
Heero- *pulls out a gun from the infamous spandex space* This is the last I'll have to deal
with you! OMAE O KOROSU!!!
Duo- I swear to Shinigami, and God that I totally didn't mean to!
Heero- ...Hn...TOO LATE! YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU KICK ME WHILE I WAS TRYING
TO SLEEP, YOU TRIED TO FIND OUT WHERE I PUT THE REST OF THE EASY CHEESE, AND TRIED TO TICKLE ME
WITH A LEAVE, AND YOU'RE JUST ANNOYING ME!!! WHY?!
Duo- ...that's alot of talk for you...*Backs up toward lock of lion cage (it's an old cage)*
Heero- I'll ask you again...WHY?!
Duo- Well...ya see...it's...kinda...fun...
Heero- Fun? Is that what it is?
Duo- Yeah, and...Shinigami told me too...you were just...THERE...ya know?
Heero- UGH!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!! *Aims and Shoots right at Duo's Head*
Duo- AHH!!! *Ducks, and the bullets hit the lock, and busts them open* OMS! You just unlocked
the lion cage!!! You Crackhead!
Heero- Whoops...
*The lions are startled, and roar. One curious male approaches where the shot
was heard. He looks quizzically at the boys, and lets out a huge roar. The other lions are
curious as well, and appoach them too. One lion pushes the door open, teeth showing, and
staring at Duo. He roars*
Duo- AHH!!! RUN!!! *The 2 boys take off, this triggers the lions. The lions run out of the
cage, and are free in the zoo*
*At the penguins*
Miss Noin- *Hears a shot (took a while, ne?)* What was that?
Lady Une- *Just found Noin* Did you hear that? Something tells me that was Heero and Duo, and
Heero is mad at Duo!
Milliardo- What are we gonna do?
Miss Noin- Milliardo, stay with the rest of the kids. Une, look for Heero, and Duo.
Milliardo- Lucrezia, you watch the kids...
Miss Noin- Duo likes you least so he won't want ot come with you. Heero likes Une, so if she
finds him, he'll follow her, and Duo follows Heero...and vice versa...sometimes...I'll check
into the shot.
Lady Une- Affirmative.
Milliardo- Alright. Kids, let's go see the tigers, and lions! *QRT&W- Okay...*
Miss Noin- Let's go.
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To Be Continued...
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Authors' Notes: Alright, it's like this. The lion cages are like...old, and so they have that
old fashioned lock on it. Strange, I know. Don't ask about it.Well...R&R. Hope
you enjoyed it!