Jack's POV

I was surrounded by a bunch of beautiful playboy models who had double D size breast. It's just another day of being King.

"King Jack, could we please worship your cock?", playboy model #54 asked. I thought about it for a second, "Well, since I'm feeling very generous today, you lovely ladies may go ahead and worship my penis", I said as I sat on my throne.

The beautiful ladies cheered with glee, "Thank you King Jack! You are too good for us", they said. I chuckled, "I know, now get to work.", I commanded.

Right as the women started to worship my huge dong, there as an ear pearcing sound that shook the ground of Patillo land. A noise so horrible that it would bring any man to madness. That noise, was Geoff's alarm clock.

*BRING!*BRING!*BRING!*

I immediately sat straight up and hit my head on the roof of our dorm. Turns out bring on the top bunk of the bunk bed wasn't a good idea. Everyone in the room started to moan and groan, but Geoff got straight up and turned off the clock. He stretched his arms and took a deep breath, "Rise and shine boys, it's time for the first day of school!", he said with a smile, but it was ment with the rest of us glaring at him.

"Dude, I was about to be worship by fucking playboy models!", I yelled. Geoff just rolled his eyes, "Well all have to give up on that dream sooner or later Jack, now everybody get up!"

We all groaned again except Michael who got and grabbed Geoff's clock. He sent a glare Geoff's way and threw the clock out the wondow. "What the hell dude!? My mother spent twenty bucks for that clock!", Geoff yelled. Michael didn't budge, I couldn't help but laugh at this.

Geoff ran to the window, he could still see the clock. "Well, it looks okay", Geoff said. Then it all went to shit. Geoff saw Michael approach the clock with a golf club. "Where the hell did he get a golf club!?", Geoff said freaking out. I had to see this for myself. I joined Geoff at the window and I nearly died of laugher as I saw Michael completely demolish the clock.

"Yeah, don't get Michael angry when he's near a golf club, you'll regret it", Gavin said without even looking up. I figured that sense Gavin and Michael have known each other for so long that Gavin can pretty much sense what Michaels going to do when he gets mad. "Well…that's what you get for getting a raggedy ass twenty dollar clock", I said after recovering from my laughing fit.

Geoff glared at me but he didn't say anything. Ray got up from his bed and leisurely made his way over to the door, "I'm gonna go use the bathroom", he said before walking out the door. Ryan rolled off his bed, "Yeah Ray's right, we all need to get ready for the first day of school.

"That's what I've been saying!", Geoff yelled. "Dude be quiet, people are still asleep", Gavin said. At this point I was struggling not to laugh and Geoff was on the verge of exploding. I grabbed some clothes and shoes and walked out the door, but I didn't get far as I stripped over Ray's body as he was asleep in the hallway.

After I took a quick shower, I brushed my teeth in front of the huge mirror that was in the bathroom. In the corner of my eye I see Geoff furiously folding some clothes. He was obviously still mad about the clock thing.

Feeling a bit guilty for laughing at his misfortune, I went over to apologize to him. "Hey Geoff." I said, getting his attention. He stopped angrily folding and looked at me, "yeah?"

"I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for acting like a dick in the dorm. I just couldn't help myself, you gotta admit, it was pretty funny watching Michael lose his shit over that alarm", I said trying to make him laugh. I was successful, Geoff chuckled, "Yeah it was pretty funny, but seriously, that guy needs anger management."

I couldn't disagree with that.

"We'll see ya later man I gotta get ready", I said. "Yeah me too, see ya later", Geoff said and we both went our separate ways.

Ryan's POV

I was the first one of my friends to get fully dressed, which ment that I had ten minutes to myself before I went to class. With nothing to do, I decided to head to my first class early. My first class was science, my all time favorite subject. It was just so fun to experiment with all kinds of chemicals and making things explode. Sure the exploding thing usually got me in trouble, but it was worth it.

When I entered the classroom, there were already a few students there socializing with each other. I didn't like this part of school, socializing with other people has never been my strong suit, for some reason people thought I was creepy. Aw who needs Em? I got Edgar.

I pulled out my toy cow and made sure no one was looking, I then hugged the stuffed cow very quickly and put it back in my bookbag. "I can't believe you just did that", I heard from behind me. I turned and saw Ray who was shaking his head in disappointment.

"Shut up. Edgar is a long time…friend of mine.", I said trying to defend myself even though I knew I was pretty much fucked. "Dude, if you get caught snuffling that stuffed animal you're gonna get your ass beat", Ray said bluntly.

"Don't you think I know that dude? Why do you think I keep it in my bookbag?", I asked him.

Ray rolled his eyes, "Whatever Ryan, just try not get caught hugging that thing."

A few minutes later, the teacher walked in. She looked pretty cute, I already have someone in mind but this teacher is quite the looker.

"Hello students, my name is . I'm sure you all know what's going on. Your starting high school, your starting the most important time of your lives. But it may also be the most difficult.", she said. Everyone in the room looked confused so she continued, "High school is an awkward time in a teens life and it may be hard making friends, so sense it's the first day of school, and I'm pretty sure non of you feel like doing work, we're going to do an assignment were I'm going to pair you up in groups of fours and you will take this to get to know each other, makes sense?" The class nodded.

"Good, now when I call your name get with your group", she instructed. When she started to call names, I started to get bored and look around the room until a certain someone caught my eye.

The girl I saw in auditorium was there and I was finally able to get a good look at her. She had beautiful white hair, hypnotic blue eyes, long legs, white boots, and a white skirt. She was absolutely stunning.

"And finally, Ray Narveres Jr, Ryan Haywood, Blake Belladonna, and Weiss Schnee. Now everybody get in your groups.", Ms. Turney said.

I heard Ray groan, "I hate all this 'getting to know each other' shit. We're in high school now, yet we're still being treated like kindergarteners."

I shrugged, "Well we don't really have a choice. Let's go find Wei…", I stopped talking as soon as I realized who Blake and Weiss were. It was a black haired girl and the girl I was in love with. I quickly turned around and checked my breath. …I'll just make sure she's not close enough to smell my breath.

The girls sat down next to us, "Hi I'm Blake.", the black haired girl said. She elbowed the white haired girl, "And I'm Weiss."

So she's Weiss huh? Me and her are gonna be the greatest couple of ever! The greatest power couple in the world! Move over Hunter and Stephanie because Ryan and Weiss are gonna rule the world!

Before I could say anything, Ray started ruining my chances with Weiss, "Yeah whatever, look me and my friend don't really care for all this, 'getting to know each other' shit, so can we please just pretend like we did this assignment.", he said rather rudely.

If I wasn't so scared of going to jail I would've killed him at that very moment.

Weiss looked offended, "Sorry but I didn't work hard to get into this school just to pretend like I did an assignment. I don't care if you don't like this project, your doing it.", she said as she eyed Ray coldly.

Damn I love this girl.

In a attempt to make Weiss laugh, I have a shot at Ray. "Ray, I believe what Weiss is saying is…shut the fuck up." Blake laughed and Weiss was able to hold in a laugh. My duty is not only to make her laugh, but to make her mine…did that sound creepy?

"Fuckin bitch", Ray mumbled under his breath. I'm gonna guess that Weiss heard him considering she punched him in the eye.

Geoff's POV

My first class was algebra. Dammit. I hated anything that included math, so basically I hate life. Sure I'm good at math, but it is so fucking boring. I would much rather listened to Bill Stevenson fart for two minutes than do a single math equation.

At least each class is only an hour long. I would still much rather listen to Bill Stevenson fart, but still, it's not that long.

When I entered the classroom, the first thing I saw was a bunch of girls surrounding a bunch of boys. I rolled my eyes, if there's anyone who should be getting attention from all the girls it's me. Once I get a look at the boys the girls were surrounding, my blood boil.

Let me explain, these guys used to bully me in middle school every goddamn day. On school picture day, they beat me up and gave me a black eye. On Valentine's Day, I tried to ask out my crush, but they pull my pants down right in front of her. I have a really bad peanut allergy, so one day they put peanuts in sandwhich.

There're names are Adam Kovic, Bruce Greene, James Willems, Joel Rubin, Lawrence Sonntag, and Sean "Spoole" Poole. They had gotten bigger and stronger. I glared at the asswholes who caused me so much pain until someone sat next next to me.

"Sup dude." It was Jack. "Nothin' much, just looking for a potential girlfriend", I lied.

Jack rolled his eyes, "Your not gonna get any girls staring at them like."

"I don't see you with a girlfriend.", I said a matter of factually.

Jack chuckled, "Your right, but I'm pretty sure I could get more girls than you without even trying", he said jokingly.

I laughed, "Sure whatever."

At that moment, the teacher came in. She was a woman with long black hair, a cute red dress and black heels. Her eyes were a beautiful orange color and she had pale white skin. Everybody, especially the boys in the classroom, started to quiet down for fear of getting in trouble. The teacher, though very pretty, also looked pretty intimidating.

"Hello class. I am and I'll be your algebra teacher for this year.", she said.

She then started to ramble on about the rules and shit like that. As you can imagine, it was really boring. I felt like I was going to fall asleep until I caught sight of a familiar looking girl. She was sitting across from me and Jack and…wow. She looked very pretty. No, fuck that. She was beautiful. Believe me dear readers, the girl looked amazing.

Her eyes gave off the impression that she was a shy girl. I'm usually into confident girls who aren't afraid to make the first move, but if my assumptions are correct and she is really shy, I'll be more than happy to make the first move. Her brown hair looks so soft that I just wanted to brush it. Her adorable face looked liked it belonged on a baby. She looked so innocent and child like. And to top it all off, if their was still a little doubt in your mind that this girl wasn't perfect. Her boobs are fucking huge! Ok maybe not that huge but there still big.

I stared at her for the remainder of the class period. This is so much better than listening to Bill Stevenson fart.

Before I knew it, it was time to go to the next class and the mystery girl had already left the room before I could even talk to her.

"Well that was boring.", said a tired Jack.

"Trust me Jack, what I was watching was far from boring.", I said recovering from my hypnotized state.

"What are talking about?", Jack asked looking at me like I was crazy.

"In class I saw the most beautiful girl in the world. She was absolutely perfect. I gotta see her again", I said thinking about the girl.

"Wow, looks like somebodys have fallen head over heels for a girl. Too bad you have no game", Jack said the last part under his breath but, he knew I could hear him.

"Haha. Be warned Jack, I may look like a nerd, but underneath this pale white skin, lies the heart of a true ladies man. You do not want to underestimate me.", I said smirking.

Jack once again rolled his eyes, "Whatever you say Casanova." I was pissed off now.

"You know what? I'm issuing a challenge.", I said. Jack seemed to be interested, "Go on." "It simple, you and me are going to try and get the most girls phone numbers we can. Whoever has the most numbers by the end of the week wins.", I said explaining the rules.

Jack nodded, "Your on." I smirked, "Let the best man win."

And with that, me and Jack shook hands and sealed the deal.

Gavin's POV

The first day of school hasn't been that bad; a bit boring but nothing too bad. Normally me and Michael would be hanging from the flag pole by our underwear right now so I consider that a success. The only thing I really have a problem with is that I've had four classes so far and I haven't seen any of my friends.

It's not normal me and Michael go this long without seeing each other. It's kinda weird not talking to my boy for so long. But on the bright side, it's lunch time and I'm bloody starving.

I got in the back of the long queue (line) and waited impatiently for the it to get moving.

"Hey Gavin." I turned and saw Ryan.

"Sup Ryan!", I said, but then I caught a glimpse of Ray who was standing behind Ryan. He wasn't saying anything, but his face told the story. Also the black eye helped a little.

Ray had a huge shiner on his face and a busted lip. "Ray, what the bloody hell happened to you?", I asked inspecting his eye.

Ray just turned around and refused to speak. "Let's just say that Ray here is a real hit with the ladies.", Ryan said chuckling. Ray turned and glared at him.

"So basically, Ray got beat up by a girl", I said trying not to laugh. Ryan nodded. I fucking lost it at that point. It obviously seemed to annoy Ray because he started to yell.

"That's not what happened! This stupid white haired bitch started acting like she was better than me, so I just called her some unflattering words under my breath…she heard me." This only made me laugh even harder and Ryan started to laugh as well. Ray just glared at the two of us.

After i recovered from laughing so hard, I said, "At least you two have a class together, I haven't seen anyone I know all day."

"Maybe if we're lucky we'll all have lunch period together", Ray said still favoring his eye. "I doubt it", Ryan said, "considering the large amount of students in this school and the large number of teachers and number of lunch periods, it's very unlikely that any of us have a class together at all, let alone the same lunch period."

"Hey guys." All of us turned to see Michael walking up to us. "Michael!", I said. I ran up to my boy and we did our famous hand shake we've done sense we were eight.

"Well it's only Michael, not Geoff and Jack", Ryan said. At that moment, almost like it was timed, Geoff and Jack approached their friends, "Sup dickheads", Geoff said. Jack just waved.

"Well I've been wrong before", Ryan said. "So I have an announcement to make", Geoff said, "Me and Jack are taking place in a bet. Whichever one of us gets the most amount of girls numbers by the end of the week wins.", he explained.

"What do you get if you win?", Ryan asked. "The satisfaction of knowing the other person is a piece of shit that can't get girls.", Jack said.

Ray nodded slowly, "Solid prize."

Me and Michael looked at each other, almost like we were having talking telepathically.

"Which one of is gonna explain to them why this is a terrible idea?"

"You do it, your the smart one"

"Yeah but you do a better job at explaining shit."

"How does that makes sense? If I'm dumb than certainly you do a better job at explaining stuff than I do."

"True, but your British and British accents give off the impression that your smarter than everyone else."

"…you realize who your talking to right?"

"Gav we've only been at this school for two days, they don't know how dumb you are yet."

"Yesterday we were playing futbol and I kicked the ball into team gents goal."

"So your bad at sports, at least your good at video games."

"Geoff beat me in a game he's never played,granted I suck at the game, but still."

"Forget video games dude! Strategie games are where you shine."

"I was playing Sorry (that's a board game for you people who don't know) and instead of bringing all my pieces to my home I brought them all to Ray's."

"…you're right you're an idiot and your horrible at explaining shit, I'll explain."

"Guys this is a bad idea", Michael said. "What do you mean? This way we'll be able to find out who's the better ladies man", Geoff said.

"Me and Gavin tried to do the same thing at our school and long story short, we ended up getting beat up by every girl in our school.", Michael explained.

"And with all do respect, there's no way in hell you guys could pull any woman.", Ray said rubbing his eye.

"Says the dude who got fucking dropped by one", Ryan said under his breath, but I heard him loud and clear, it made me chuckle a little.

"And what exactly does that mean?", Geoff asked getting affended. "Yeah, I'll have you know that I am a real hit with the ladies", Jack said also getting affended.

"Well look at yourselves, Geoff's looks like he hasn't excercised in 3 years and Jack, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, is fat."

Everyone laughed when Ray called Jack fat, but of course, Jack wasn't very happy. "What do you mean I'm fat!? I'm a goddamn stud!", he said outraged.

"You know I've never noticed it before but, yeah Jack is fat!", I said losing my breath. Everyone else were cracking jokes about Jack's weight. Michael even did a hilarious Jack impression.

"Shut the hell up you dillholes!", Jack said starting to lose it, but that just made us laugh even harder. "Dillhole? What the hell is a dillhole?!", Geoff said nearly dying from.

"Oh I'm fat Jack and I'm a dillhole, where's the food", Michael said in a really deep voice impersonation Jack. Everyone laughed even harder (if that was even possible).

Jack apperantly couldn't take it anymore and stormed off. After everyone recovered from the laughing party, Geoff returned to Ray, "Now what was that shit about me not working out?", he asked suddenly getting serious.

"I'm just sayin', maybe you should lift more weights.", Ray said as we looked for a table. "I gotta agree with Ray", Ryan said, "Your a pretty scrawny dude and most girls prefer a stronger more beefy guy."

"I don't need muscles, I have personality.", Geoff said.

"Sure, if being a lazy slob counts as having a personality.", said Michael as he took a sip of his juice. Everyone laughed and Geoff glared at him. We found Jack sitting by himself at a table so we sat next to him.

"Jack, could you please tell Geoff that with his physic there's no way in hell he's gonna win this bet.", Ryan said as he sat down. Jack chuckled, "It doesn't matter, Geoff lacks a personality so he can't get girls anyway."

"Told you", Michael said with a smirk. Geoff was getting really fed up now. I saw this and tried to calm him down, "Chill out Geoff, millions of people who are famous lack a personality, Selena Gomez, Barack Obama, Pewdiepe, it just depends on what type of girl you hit on."

Ok to be fair I was kinda talking out my ass, but I was right.

Geoff looked at me with a confused look but then smirked. "Your right Gavin, all I have to do is pretend I have personality and then the girls will be all over me!", he said.

"That's not what I ment but okay", I said sitting back down.

Geoff continued, "I promise you Jack that by the end of this week, I'm gonna be surrounded by women, and Michael and Gavin are gonna help me.", he said rapping his arms around us. "We are?", me and Michael asked.

"Oh please, if your gonna have Gavin and Michael, than I'm gonna have Ray and Ryan on my side, right guys", Jack said looking at them. Ryan patted Jack on the back, "Hell yeah buddy." Ray shrugged, "I'm just happy to be here."

Jack turned back to Geoff, "Get ready Geoff, because this bull is about release the horns.

"By the time we're done, Jack is gonna have girls pulled up at his door and they'll be dead because they starved to death waiting for Jack to come outside…wait is that creepy?"

Authors note: I know it took me a long time to update this, but think about it, I'm a sixteen year old kid in high school who has ten stories on this site. Gimme a little bit of credit. Anyway, I hope everyone had a happy holidays and a happy new year!

Next chapter: Jack vs Geoff part 2. (Gavin and Michael will be meet funhaus, the bet between Geoff and Jack starts and Ryan tries to be not creepy.)

Refrences: The clock scene is based on a video of Michael destroying an X box.

Bill Stevenson is a drummer from a punk rock band called the Descendents. There is a two minute track that features him farting while the rest of the band members laugh in the background. I thought it would make sense that Geoff knew the band since he is a punk rocker.

Edgar…you should all know where Edgar is from.

Ray and Ryan's teacher is Meg Turney, Gavin's real life girlfriend.

Geoff and Jack's teacher is Cinder, and I'm sure you can figure out who Geoff was staring at in class.

Geoff "not having a personality" is based on my first thoughts about him.

Funhaus, I don't know shit about them. I'm not even joking.

Adios!