I am still alive! I SWEAR I WASN'T FANBOYING OVER HUAHWI RETURNING! As a reward to you patient ones... you get a boot to the face for still sticking around xD

Review Answers:

pyrosaurus X: I would be totally down with that! The only means of communication for me is PM though... But if you can accept that, I would totally do it!

Ryszard: Yus c:

UndefeatableEditor13: I am the king of comedy xD

frasika wuz in d procutors ofis wen che herd weyrd monin noyses coming from egworts ofis

che waked in ofis to c egwort nd d veri sezy fenix makin a porno muvy 2getr

ja frasika toht fenix wuz veri hot

che wipped egworth until he ded nd becum gost

frasika gayv wip 2 veri hot nd wet fenix

"wip me" che sed

"420 blaze it yolo" sed fenix nd wipd her

fransika nd fenix cud be herd makin lowd groni noyses wil makin porno

litel did dey know egwort nd gaspen panes gosts were hakin of 2 dem

"y u gost" askd egwort 2 gaspen in xtrem pleshur

"u kil me aftr i blecmald u 4 highrng prostitut k 4dey" sed gaspen

"k" sed egwort

"k" sed gaspen

20 Years Later

aftr becumin famus 4 porno cald ase aturney is luv ase aturney is life

frasika nd fenix mad 20 babehs nd smoekd d gud ku$4