Bad Stories For Bad People: Worst Edition

by harpseal2

A collection of assorted short stories that are awful parodies of bad fanfics, or just awful ideas I had. These beautiful stories were removed from FIMFic, so I'll be republishing them here as I feel like it. This will also contain Worse Stories for Worse People. Fuck you FIMFiction. Contains Coarse Language, Sex, Blood and Gore, Violence, and just a lot of bad shit in general.

10. Twilight's house has semen in it I guess

Chapter 10: Twilight's house has a bunch of semen in it and stuff I guess

One day, Twilight awoke. She got out of bed.

"Oh dear, it appears I've stepped in semen."

Spike's corpse floated past.

"Wow, that's a lot of semen."

Yeah, there is a lot of semen.

Plot twist; It's human semen. It's from you. You are the only human in Equestria. You jacked off everywhere you fucking piece of shit, fucking clean up next time.

Please feature my story, I put a lot of effort into it.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is based on some shitty story that got featured about some faggot horse's house getting, you guessed it, flooded with semen. It wasn't funny, it wasn't sexy, it was just shit. So that's why it got featured. A lot of these stories are me just getting angry at featured stories.