Wizard: XD Out of boredom here is another short episode.

Everyone: …

Wizard: And look! We have… ZIM SINGING A SONG! X3

Zim: Eh? No!

Wizard: SING! *holds up death note*

Zim: Uhg, fine!

*cue epic music*

Zim: Take the time just to listen

When the voices screaming are much too loud,

Take a look in the distance,

Try and see it all,

Chances are that ya might find,

That we share a common discomfort now

I feel I'm walking a fine line

Tell me only if it's real

Still I'm on my way,

On and on it goes,

Vacant hope to take

Hey - I can't live in here for another day

Darkness has kept the light concealed

Grim as ever

Hold on to faith as I dig another grave

Meanwhile the mice endure the wheel

Real as ever

And it seems I've been buried alive

I walk the fields through the fire,

Taking steps until I found solid ground

Followed dreams reaching higher

Couldn't survive the fall

Much has changed since the last time

And I feel a little less certain now

Ya know I choke at the first sign

Tell me only if it's real

Memories seem to fade

On and on it goes

Wash my view away

Hey - I can't live in here for another day

Darkness has kept the light concealed

Grim as ever

Hold on to faith as I dig another grave

Meanwhile the mice endure the wheel

Real as ever

And I'm chained like a slave, trapped in the dark

Slammed all the locks, death calls my name

And it seems I've been buried alive

Take you down now, burn it all out

Throw you all around,

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!

What's it feel like? Took the wrong route

Watch it fall apart now you're knockin' AT THE WRONG GATE!

For you to pay the toll, a price for you alone

The only deal you'll find, I'll gladly take your soul

While it seems sick, sober up quick

Psycho lunatic crushing you with HANDS OF FATE!

Shame to find out, when it's too late

But you're all the same

Trapped inside INFERNO AWAITS!

Evil thoughts can hide, I'll help release the mind

I'll peel away the skin, release the dark within

This is now your life

Strike you from the light

This is now your life

Die, buried alive

This is now your life

What's it feel like

Strike you from the light

Let me take in your soul

This is now your life

What's it feel like

Die, buried alive

Let me take in your soul

This is now your life

Die, buried alive!

Wizard: That. Was. AMAZING! OH MY GOSH THAT'S ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE SONGS! By the way, Zim, nice singing voice.

Zim: Thank you, Hyuuuman.

Wizard: … He thinks I'm human?

Kenji: Wizard, we all know you are not truly human. We just don't know what you are.

Wizard: I am… MELON-LORD! BWAHAHAHA! X3

Kenji: *facepalm*

Wizard: Where is Bao?

Kenji: Not sure…

Wizard: Oh well. First we have Zoey!

Zoey: Heyhey!

Wizard: Sooooo… looks like you pranked yourself?

Zoey: Yup.

Wizard: *Throws a frog at Zoey*

Zoey: :3 Yay!

Wizard: XD bye now! And now Meghan!

Blez:*takes a drink* One person died. *takes another drink* That one was just because I hate my life.

Wizard: Oh yeah… the drinking game… XD

Kenji: lol

Bao: XD

Wizard: Oh look, Bao is back! And now Blez is Emo! Life is normal. XD

Meghan: QUIT ACTING ALL EMO.

Blez: Okay. *slices Dib's head off, then Wizard's, then Kay's* Happy now?

Wizard: TT_TT

Kay: *sobs* Y U NO LIKE MEH?

Dib: 0_0

Meghan: NO. *takes five drinks* This game sucks.

Wizard: I like it XD *takes 5 drinks and explodes, takes three more and explodes, never ending cycle begins*

Blez: Shut up.

Meghan: BE GONE WITH YOU! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE FROM YOUR FILTHY MOUTH FILLED WITH.. CORN!

Blez: I haven't been eating corn...

Meghan: LIAR!

Wizard: I'M RUNNING, I'M RUNNING! *starts running in circles*

Dib: *looks around* Zim's been in that bathroom for a reeeeeeeeally long time…

Axel: I remember you spending a long time in there recently too.

Dib: But that was corn and mayonnaise day!

Axel: Oh, that's no excuse.

Zim: *bursts in* MY BUISNESS… IS DONE!

Xigbar: *has been waiting to go* Finally… *runs out*

Dib: Why did it take you three hours to use the bathroom before lunch?

Zim: Nonsense! I had MUCH TOO DO! SO MUCH!

Xigbar: *from backstage* MADNESSSS!

Arianna: ENOUGH WITH THE QUOTES! *sigh* You are giving me a headache.

Meghan:...YAY!

Wizard: XD

Blez: WIZARD! Destroy that tape! I NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT!

Wizard: NEVER! I SHALL POST IT ON YOUTUBE, WHERE IT WILL GET 3 MILLION VEIWS! DABR SHALL REIGN!

Meghan:*giggles*

Blez:*points at Meghan* NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU!

Meghan:*cries*

Blez:*facepalm*

Arianna: You know she's really sensitive, Blez. *rolls eyes*

Blez: I DON'T CARE!

Wizard: Besides, anyone needing proof just has to go re-watch episode 2...

*awkward 30 minute pause begins*

Wizard: *twiddles thumbs*

Kenji: *looks out the window*

Bao: *sharpens sword*

Fang: *wishes people payed more attention to him*

The Nobodies: *sharpen weapons/tune the sitar*

InuYasha: *daydreams about Kikyo*

Kagome: *daydreams about killing Kikyo*

Tak: *pets Zim's antenna*

Zim: *is happy*

Gaz: *plays her game*

Gir and Mimi: *hug*

Missy: *eats a taco*

Arianna and Kib: *stare at each other all happy*

Kay: *writes a poem about Dib*

Dib: *writes a poem about Kay*

Wizard and Meghan: *write a poem about DaBr*

Meghan:*shoots up suddenly* I dare Dib and Blez to play seven minutes in heaven.

Wizard: OOO! Yesh!

Meghan: Every five seconds one of you don't spend doing something loving, is a minute of being dunked in a water pit, or acid pit.

Dib: 0_0

Wizard: : ) This is why I like Meghan's pranks so much…

Arianna:*laughing*

Meghan: And Arianna and Kib play too.

Wizard: XD

Kib: *grabs a chainsaw* Okay then.

Meghan: No murders.

Kib: … oh…

Meghan: Just expressing your feelings to the other. And maybe kissing. *shrug*

Kib and Dib: *frozen in place*

Arianna and Blez:*frozen in place*

Meghan: Oh yeah, and Zim still has to sing Buried Alive. ^^

Wizard: He already did that…at the beginning of the episode… He is NOT singing again!

Kenji: 0_0 Uh… I think Wizard should sing for us.

Wizard: *blushes* Eh… no thanks.

Kenji: *holds up death note*

Wizard: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?

Kenji: iunno.

Wizard: Fine.

*cue music*

I've been alone so many nights now…

And I've been waiting for the stars to fall…

I keep holding out, for what, I don't know…

To be with you, just to be with you.

So here I am starin' at the moon tonight

Wonderin' how you look in this light.

Maybe you're somewhere thinkin' 'bout me too,

To be with you, there's nothin' I wouldn't do.

And I can't imagine

Two worlds spinnin' apart

Come together eventually…

And when we finally meet, I'll know it's right…

I'll be at the end of my restless road.

But this journey, it was worth the fight

To be with you, just to be-

Holding you for the very first time!

Never letting go…

What I wouldn't give to feel that way!

Ooo!

Oh, to be with you! Oh!

And I can't imagine, two worlds spinnin' apart,

Come together eventually!

And when you're standin' here in front of me…

That's when I know that God does exist…

Cuz he will have answered every single prayer-

To be with you, Just to be with you!

Yeah…

With you…

*music ends*

*silence from the crowd, then a standing ovation*

Wizard: *blushes and hides behind a chair* Anyway, lets just continue…

Arianna and Blez:*still frozen in place*

Dib and Kib: *still frozen*

Meghan:*sigh* Just go. *pushes them in separate closets, then pushes Kib and Dib in after*

Wizard: lol! *comes out from behind the chair*

Meghan: Okay. You'll have to tell me how that goes.

Wizard: I shall! ^_^

Meghan: And by the way; Zam is a girl, and Jak is a boy.

Wizard: Really?

Meghan: I understand your confusion, as I have yuri and yaoi loving friends.

Wizard: I noticed. But thank you for the clarification.

Meghan: Anyway, bye! *throws tacos in the air, then explodes*

Wizard: Bye! ^_^ Hmmm… I think… Kenji and Bao need to sing for making me do that… *glares*

Kenji: *whistles*

Bao: *ignores and sharpens weapons still*

Wizard: … KENJI! BAO! SING TEH WAFFLEZ SONG!

Bao: …

Kenji: …

Wizard: *waves death note AND gun*

*gasp from crowd*

Wizard: I know, scary right? : ) Lets go, you two!

Kenji: Do you like wafflez?

Bao: Yeah, we like wafflez.

Kenji: Do you like-

Wizard: MORE ENTHUSIASIM! *shoots random guy*

Random guy: *dies*

Kenji: 0_0 DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?

Bao: 0_0 Y-Yeah, we like pancakes!

Kenji: Dooo you like French Toast?

Bao: Yeah we like French Toast!

Both: DOODOODEEDOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFULL! WAFFLEZ! WAFFLEZ! WAFFLEZ! WAFF-

Wizard: *explodes*

Kenji: phew…

Bao: That was close…

Wizard: *springs to life and shoots them both*

Kenji: D: *dies*

Bao: D: *dies*

Wizard: *explodes again* *comes back to life* lool ya' know, now that I realize people are really PLAYING the drinking game, I now am trying to see how many times I can die in one episode. *explodes*

*all teh nobodies explode*

*Dib explodes in teh closet with Blez and she explodes too*

*Kib and Arianna go kill 500 babies*

Wizard: Wait, they were supposed to stay in the closet! *kills them and puts them in the closet, then brings them back to life*

Fang: *is too sexy to explode so he just spontaneously combusts cuz he's soooo hot…*

InuYasha: *just… dies…*

Wizard: LOL! *brings ALL THE PEOPLE back to life!*

Everyone: *facepalms*

Wizard: Okay, now for realz, guys! The Doctor is in the next episode! SO PLZPLZPLZ HAVE HIM DO SOMETHING! GAH! And uh… you have till… FRIDAY to respond to this! Bye! *everyone explodes*