A/N: I'm baaacck~ with another chappie! I wish people would review. I don't know if anyone is reading this. :( It makes me sad! I want reviews! :(

This is a really really long chappy and I worked really really hard on it, so make sure trhose reviews are NICE reviews! Flames will be used to warm up my butt because the winter is COLD! Brrrrr! Enjoy~

Angelina gaped at the newcomers in disbelief. She had to find her beloved and baby and rescue them from whatever undoubtedly horrible fate was befalling them at the moment. "Oh, what have you done to them?!" she cried. "Where are Anakin and my baby? Where are they?!"

"Lady, we have no idea, we don't even know where we are," Han Solo said. "Maybe you could tell us that." There were bloops of agreement from the smallest robot.

"Tell them nothing," one of the crew said.

"Um, duh," Angelina said. "I know better than that. They might be dangerous!" Angelina cried. "I will tell you nothing until you tell me where you are from!

"Ma'am, we were aboard the Milennium [A/N: spelling? LOL] Falcon when a sudden, strange light overtook us and we were transported aboard this vessel," C3PO answered. "At first we thought it was some form of enemy attack, but it appears you are just as mystified by these events as we are—"

The hairy monster made some sort of noise. Han shook his head. "Chewwie's right, telling her all that is foolish. For all we know, she is an enemy."

"Oh, dear," C3PO said.

"I am not an enemy!" Angelina snapped with a stamp of her foot. "I want my Ana-chan, and my baby!"

"Ana-chan?" C3PO asked. "Perhaps you mean Anakin?"

"If she does, then either we've gone back in time, or something is very, very wrong here," Han said. "Something is very wrong, anyway. I hope nothing bad is going on back in our time."

"We need to find our way back to this Milennium falcon of yours!" Angelina cried. "If Anakin and my baby are there, we need to save them!" She ran to the deck; she had to steer the direction of the ship to find the one belonging to these newcomers. She had a feeling that something bad was befalling her love.

Anakin Spock gazed at his new surroundings with surprise. He was in a ship, that much was clear. He was also in space; that, too, was clear. However, the ship was totally weird. He had never seen anything like this before. The steering wheel was a different shape, and the bleeping and blooping of technological buttons sounded completely different from that of the Enterprise. Even the chairs were different.

He was suddenly aware that his pants had been torn off. He turned around to find another man of about eighteen on the floor behind him, Anakin's torn pants wrapped around his neck. "Why are my pants around your neck?"

The man smiled up at him. "It is good to meet you, father."

"Father?"

"I am your son, born only moments ago, but aged by the dimensional shift that brought us here." The boy was ethereal-looking, with waist-length, shimmering raven hair woven from strands of the pure Arctic midnight sky, and glittering, piercing eyes that were the mysterious, lively green of fine malachite. His small nose curved upwards slightly and cutely triangular, and was devoid of the typical grossities found among the common folks' noses. His lips were full and lush as the flesh of a passion fruit, his skin pale as the crescent moon reflecting off the sea, his chin delicately pointed, and body sculpted of flawless ivory. He was a perfect blend of the alluring Anakin Spock and the mysterious Angelina Luna, and his powerful heritage radiated from his pores in entoxicating waves. "I am Melanctmors Clemuel Spock."

"Ah, my son," Anakin said. He held out a hand to help him up.

He stood gracefully. "You can just call me Clemuel. In the eternal void between the dimensions I was christened by the Master of the Universe. The name means "Chosen by the Force" in the language of the Angels."

"I see."

"Yes."

The two men looked at each other. Anakin nodded. "We need clothes."

"You are right."

"Where are we?" Spock asked.

"Aboard a ship named the Milennium Falcon," Clemuel answered. He smiled at his father, and Anakin realized the boy had pointed teeth. "Oh, yes, I am a half-space-vampire."

There was a suddenly noise behind them! Both men spun around to find a man and a woman behind them, with guns pointed at them! "Halt! Who goes there?!" The man cried.

"I am Anakin Spock, and this is my son, Melanctmors Clemuel Spock," Anakin said. "We will not harm you, lower your weapons."

"Oh, okay," the woman said. She lowered the gun. "I am Leia, and this is Luke. We're brother and sister."

"You said your name was Ankin?" Luke asked of Spock. "Our father's name is Anakin, too!"

"That makes us brothers and sisters!!" Clemuel cried happily.

Anakin smiled. "It is good to be rejoined with my children."

[A/N: Sorry, I didn't realize Anakin already had children, so I just made them brother and sister! A big family, so kawaii! ^_^]

"I will go and get clothes for you," Leia said, trotting away to get them clothes.

"Where is Han, Chewbaca, C3PO, and R2D2?" Luke asked.

"I don't know," Anakin answered.

"Oh, okay. I guess I have to fly the ship, then," Luke said. He sat down at the steering wheel and started driving the ship. "Where to?"

"We need to get back to the Enterprise." Anakin said. "Your mother is there."

Leia returned with their clothes; new pants for Anakin, and a set of robes for Clemuel. "I hope they are comfortable."

Suddenly, something attacked their window! Clemuel gasped; a large tentacle clung to the ship. There was a roar from the outside of the ship!

"Father!" Clemuel cried. "We must save this vessel!"

"Yes, my son," Anakin said. The two took each others hand, and teleported to the outside of the ship. [A/N: YES I know they should be dead but they are force-protected!] There was a big monster outside the ship, a terrifying beast that reminded them of a big octopus man.

"It is Ctulhu!" Clemuel said. "We must defeat him!"

Cthulu swung a mighty claw at them. They flew away from it as it passed through the spot where they had stood.

"Oh no!" Spock cried. "We have no lightsavers!"

"That's okay!" Clemuel cried. Suddenly, he was surrrounded by bright light. Large, pink wings sprouted from his back. He extended his hand, and a bright pink flame shot out of it. Cthulhu screamed in agony.

It is force fire! Anakin realized. It was a rare ability, one granted only to those most filled with love and wholly connected with the force. Truly a remarkable thing!

Cthulhu recovered from the blast of burning love and swiped a tentacle at them. It hit Clemuel in the face, and he was knocked out cold. "ClemueeeellL!" Anakin cried. "No!"

Cthulu laughed at him as he flew to his son's side. he was alive, but unconscious. Anakin was on his own now! "You monster," Anakin said angrily. "I will kill you for what you have done!"

Anakin flew up to meet the creature. He felt something sprout from his back; he looked, and saw that glittering wings flapped in the air, aiding him in defying gravity. The flames of love were coursing through his veins, and flicked out of his fingertips. Love for my son has given me the power to destroy this foul being!

The two collided, and light both holy and evil erupted from the clash. With a twirl, Anakin sent rings of force-fire at Cthulhu, who tried in vein to dodge them. Suddenly, Anakin felt a tentacle wrap around him. He was immobilized; the wings dissipated, and he screamed.

Meanwhile, the Enterprise sped through hyperspace, the determined Angelina behind the wheel. She tried to telepathically connect with them. Fear not, my darling loves, I come for you! She felt the waves of their love coursing through the Force. They were alive, then. She smiled.

"My ship had better be in one piece when I return!" Han said. "If your boyfriend wreck it, I'm going to wreck his face."

"You lay one hand on them, and you'll be sorry!" Angelina snapped, with a twirl of her raven hair. Chewbaca made an annoyed sound. Angelina blew a raspberry at him. The animal raised a brow curiously. "That's called a raspberry. Rasp, berry. It means you're stupid. Do you understand, you big oaf?"

Chewbaca roared at her.

"Oh, stuff it," Angelina said. She felt something hard hit her in the back of the head. She turned and growled at Chewbacca, who smiled grossly back. What a foul creature.

"Now, Chewbacaa, be nice to the lady. She's taking us back to our ship!" C3PO said.

Angelina ignored them with a sassily curled lip. Her love was the only reason she was going to their stupid ship, but a fight with these inferior fools would only interfere with her mission. She stared out the window determinedly, and noticed a large, tentacle horror attacking a ship. Fully prepared to ignore the clearly distressed ship, she stopped abruptly when she heard Han Solo cry, "Hey, that's my ship!"

Anakin wailed as Cthulhu squeezed him with a laugh. He glanced to the side, and noticed something flying through space toward him. Looking closer, he realized that it was the Enterprise. He sighed with releaf. "My beautiful Angelina, you have come to rescue me."

Lazer beams shot out of the enterprise at Cthulhu. Cthulu screamed and released Anaklin. He flew through the air, blasting the creature with the fires of love. Anakin realized Clemuel was awake!

"Clemuel!" Anakin cried.

"Father!" Clemuel cried.

The two embraced, the perfect portrait of father-son love. Their wings wrapped around them, shielding them from the angered Cthulhu's blows. Suddenly, there wings erupted into shimmering fire, which radiated out, lancing at the squidlike beast. Cthulhu, wailing in agony, finally retreated, flying through space quickly.

Suddenly, father and son were beamed aboard the Enterprise.

"Ana-chan!" Angelina cried.

"Angelina!" Anakin cried.

"Mother!" Clemuel cried.

"Oh, our baby is beautifyl!" Angelina exclaimed. She kissed Anakin deeply. "And so full of love."

"Gag me with a blaster," Han muttered. Chewbacca nodded in agreement.

The family embraced. The love between them was tangible, and the air around them glittered pinkly.

"Hey, now, this is lovely and all, but do you mind returning us to our ship?" Han snapped.

"Shut up, we're in love," Angelina replied. Han mumbled darkly, but they ignored him.

"I am happy to be reunited with you," Anakin said.

"And I you," Angelina replied.

"And I discovered that I have children aboard the Milennium Falcon!" Spock said. "They shall have to join us, that we may live in harmony together as a family."

"But that thing is still alive," Clemuel pointed out. "We must pursue it. I sense that it is able to destroy worlds."

"Perhaps this is the threat that we were destined to save the Universe from," Anakin said. "The beast is disturbing the force with its evil; I can feel it."

"Yes, perhaps it is." Angelina smiled. "Perhaps that is what possessed me. But, with my family, that will be an easy task to accomplish. Our love will keep us together, and shield us, and forever guide our hearts in the direction of destiny. Love will give us the power to smite the evil trying to pervert the universe. Love will give us the power to—"

"Beam me back onto my ship?" Han interrupted hopefully. "Before I decide to try and beam myself?"

"—to save the universe!" Angelina finished. "Let us go, toward our true destiny! Announce it to the crew! Our new mission: to follow and thwart the evil intentions of the monster, Cthulhu!"

WHEEE~ I hope you liked it! I like it, and I kinda want to make out with Clemuel because I imagine him being really really BISHIE!!!

Clemuel: NO! *Tries to burn with force fire*

Me: MUAHAHA, I AM THE AUTHOR, I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR ATTACKS! *glomps and huggles*

Clemuel: *Whines pitifully*

Anakin: *points and laughs*

Angelina: AWW SO KAWAII!

Hehe don't mind me, I just had pixie stix!! *swallows five pixie stix whole, then glomps Clemuel again* See you next time!~