Finnick Odair

Dear Finnick,

I want you to have my tooth

I'm a baseball and you're Babe Ruth

I'll love you 'til the end of earth

You're the horse and I'm the girth

I always see you in my dream

I'm a dress and you're the seam

I hope someday you'll love me, too

I'm the foot and you're the shoe

-Clove

So she sent me her tooth. What does she expect me to do with this, anyway? Does she think I have a collection of body parts that people send me? There is something seriously wrong with this chick and she needs to know that. So I decide to speak her language so I can tell her to stop sending me severed pieces of herself. I'm going to write her a poem.

Dear Clove,

You have sent me a tooth and a thumb,

But honestly I think it was rather dumb.

Stop sending me body parts

Or I'll get the Peacekeepers to shoot you with sleeping darts.

You'll wake up in a padded cell,

Did I say I hope you aren't doing well?

The doctors will come in.

Clove, in this poem battle there is no way you can win.

I don't want your thumb or your teeth,

You should go die in a bush and draw every leaf.

I will never love you because you are creepy,

And your demented poems make me rather weepy.

I swear Clove, if you don't bail

I'll hit you in the back of the head with a pail.

Just the thought of you make me want to scream,

I wish I could scar your face with a laser beam.

-Love Finnick

Yes, that will work. I swear, she needs to leave me alone or I'm going to do everything listed above. She's disturbed and psychotic!

Gale Hawthorn

I love Finnick Odair. He's sexy! Well, I am too, but look at him! He's gorgeous! If he saw my beauty he'd love me instead of that stupid chick, Annie. Delly texted me about how Finnick is dating Annie, a lunatic who throws water balloons at her. Who throws water balloons at their boyfriend's fans? It's just wrong. So I have to think of a way to break up Annie and Finnick. Then, I will dramatically emerge in slow motion to catch Finnick's rebound love! Yes, I'm a genius.

Primrose Everdeen

Gale has been writing love letters to Finnick again. Katniss keeps complaining about how she keeps finding his game bag full of hundreds of poems instead of hundreds of squirrels. I don't understand why Katniss likes squirrels so much; I think their meat is too tough and gamy. And they look absolutely disgusting when they are roasting on a spit. Whenever Katniss roasts them her eyes get really big and drool drips down her chin. It's really weird.

Also, I'm really worried. Buttercup has gone missing…

Katniss Everdeen

I take inventory once more before I set off. I'm dressed in black lace-up combat boots, black skinny jeans, a black leather jacket and a pair of dark sunglasses. My crossbow and my quiver are over my shoulder and my hands are covered in black gloves. I have knives in both of my boots and four on my belt. My hair is up in a bun that is supported by a thin, poisoned dagger. I'm ready.