Ladies and Gentlemen of the Zelego region, we were asked for a brief little update and given that the 12 days of Christmas would normally start now we did our own twist on them. This is just on stuff that has happened already. Please read and review.

The First thing in Zelego, we discovered is, Nova's Rock hard head.

The Second thing in Zelego, we discovered is, 2 psycho sisters.

The Third thing in Zelego, we discovered is, May's Blushing cheeks.

The Fourth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, Pikachu's Pokémon stalkers.

The Fifth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, Croagunks poison jab.

The Sixth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, Nightrn's bad Pokémon puns.

The Seventh thing in Zelego, we discovered is, a mischievous Spheal.

The Eighth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, A tribe of Amazonian women.

The Ninth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, Nova does a good May impression "Oh Ash, you saved us."

The Tenth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, Misty's Mallets.

The Eleventh thing in Zelego, we discovered is, a pompous flirty grass dude.

The Twelfth thing in Zelego, we discovered is, And Brock finally got some Ass.

From all of us to all of you, Happy Zelego adventures and more to come we promise. Please read and review.